deadhangouts

[deadhangouts]

Lavender: I forgot that rainforest cafe has faux thunderstorms every 15 minutes. Send help.

Mushroom Queen: i am scared of nothing

Lavender: Good for you.

Punkboi: I love tornado warnings bc I run my ass outside to get pelted with hail

Lavender: -I

Lavender: WHY???????

Punkboi: Relaxing :3

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Cocaine Jesus: imagine gigachad but jackie chan

Mushroom Queen: dont ever speak ever again.

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Mushroom Queen: why does ice taste different than water?

Lavender: Cronch

Mushroom Queen: mmmm

Mushroom Queen: correct

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Sunflower: Friendly reminder to not poke jumping spiders with pencils

Mushroom Queen: sunflower what....

Tbag: What did you do😂

Sunflower: I poked a jumper just to see if it was alive and I had instant regrets

Mushroom Queen: oh my gods

Lavender: joy!

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Tbag: baby fig

Cocaine Jesus: FIG FIG FIG FIG

Mushroom Queen: wasp!!!

Lavender: Amazeballs

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Tbag: Today is a Glass Animals “Cocoa Hooves” day

Mushroom Queen: isn't today also mcr's break up day?

Cocaine Jesus: s-shut up!

Mushroom Queen: emo!!

Lavender: don't cry it'll ruin your eyeliner

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Mushroom Queen: sugar daddy CJ shall pay for elf earness

Lavender: sugar daddy has like 100 dollars

Mushroom Queen: no elf ears :((

Lavender: oh, wrong daddy sorry

Mushroom Queen: LAVENDER

Lavender: I SAID SORRY

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Lavender: Anger and remorse forged themselves in the parts of my identity where love was lost. I was a being made of stardust then the world put it's cold hands onto my shoulders and crushed me. No longer does hope come from my eyes, I have seen enough horror stories for more than my lifetime.

Mushroom Queen: lavender??? therapy???

Lavender: I have my next session on Thursday the 5th, at 6pm.

Mushroom Queen: good. read her that.

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EyeFly: the

Kuz: The?

EyeFly: Yes

Mushroom Queen: What?

EyeFly: Be afraid

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Mushroom Queen: DEATH

Lavender: To Whom?

EyeFly: Me

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Cocaine Jesus: Mushroom, wanna come on my podcast?

Mushroom Queen: ya know when you see a text from someone you adore and you get butterflies?

Animator: Yea?

Mushroom Queen: yeah all of the butterflies for JC just shlorped back into the abyss

Mushroom Queen: digested dare I say

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EyeFly: Guess who’s bout to spend $800

Cocaine Jesus: why

Lavender: On what?

Mushroom Queen: do it

EyeFly: New IPad acquired. Time to spend the rest of the $800.

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Cocaine Jesus: *image*

Lavender: Is this what I get for texting you at 4am that Hot Topic has death note merch?

Lavender: Honestly, fair

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Kuz: I swear, if I encounter another item that has fully functional pockets that are sewn shut, I'm shopping in the men's department

Lavender: Do it anyway.

Kuz: Considering

Kuz: Lady wearing men's clothes is such gender anyway

Sunflower: eee

EyeFly: Damn.

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Lavender: I killed CJ's mom late Friday night in hopes that karma will do the same to mine.

Mushroom Queen: karma would thank you for that.

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Sunflower: I wanna feel better ;-; 😢

Mushroom Queen: drink some ginger ale!!!!

Sunflower: I have none

EyeFly: Join terrorist organization

Punkboi: Do some drugs

EyeFly: Devote life to rock cult

Punkboi: I am a rock cult

Mushroom Queen: i have a box of ginger soda in my room for whenever my tummy hurts because it CONSTANTLY hurts

Mushroom Queen: but i am so brave

Punkboi: so brave

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Lavender: In personal news I found out that cigarettes aren't fucking disgusting. I always thought they tasted like shit.

Cocaine Jesus: no, they just smell like it

EyeFly: Smoke $20 cigars. Be like gangster.

Punkboi: Lavender don't smoke cigarettes.

Punkboi: Dumbass.

EyeFly: Ok, but, But have you considered black tar heroin?

Lavender: I'm honestly more of a stimulants guy, so I'll pass. But thanks for the idea tho.

Punkboi: Y'all concern me

EyeFly: Meth

Lavender: That's a little to strong for my liking.

Punkboi: If I ever find out one of y'all did meth I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you.

Mushroom Queen: i have no time for meth im watching minecraft videos