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Idea for a scene in a Ghost Rider movie...

Johnny Blaze is getting his ass kicked by the big bad, and with him in a headlock the big bad points him to what looks like the approaching sunrise, but Johnny smiles, chuckles and says "that's not dawn...it's vengeance." And the camera zooms in on the light in the distance and it's like a dozen ghost riders from history, Carter Slade, Robbie Reyes, Ghost Rider BC, and a bunch of others like a train ghost rider, ww2 fighter pilot, rat rod ghost rider, even one on a flying flaming pirate ship.

And the whole scene is to the song Mayday by Three Days Grace

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Dnd item idea

Boots of the Traveler

A pair of cavalry boots with spurs that can be converted to wheels under the boots, basically Heelys, that double the wearer's movement so long as there is no rough terrain.

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"romeo and juliet" okay? but could shakespeare write whatever the fuck church and texas had going on? i dont think so

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I believe somewhere out there in the massive multiverse of DC there's a version of the Joker where instead of a clown he's a mime, and I'm just curious what that world's version of Batman would be

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Why haven't they made a Die Hard movie called Old Habits Die Hard?

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I feel like if your DnD campaign has guild halls for adventurers, there should be nap rooms for when you get back from a long quest and need a long rest, or at least coupons for the local inn

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Lemon Gooey Butter Cake

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Fisk:"We don't need a gun toting vigilante with a skull on his chest, or a man who dresses in a spider outfit-"

Peter somewhere minding his own business:"Oh come on, I'm not even in this show!"

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

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Don't know if it's ever been addressed, but since Knuckles is an echidna, he's likely got a really long tongue.

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks Samara's outfit makes her look like a strawberry

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Fighting Rick the Door Technician be like

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"Pussyhole," cause he couldn't decide if Trump was more of a pussy, or an asshole and frankly neither can I.

Jonathan Pie nails it.

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Helldiver Drill Sergeant:"Listen up, maggots! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, today is the day you dedicate your lives to Super Earth, to democracy! I'm not going to lie to you, most of you probably won't live to see the end of the week, in fact I'm quite confident none of you will even live to see the end of the day, whether it be getting melted by bile titan acid, or blown up by an automaton with rocket launcher, or turned into red mist cause you were standing too close to where a hellpod would land, death awaits you, but that's why we have cloning technology! Now, before you get measured for your uniform and/or casket, are there any questions? Yes, the big guy in the back."

Space Marine:"Uh, yeah, I think I'm in the wrong place."

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the galaxy...

Space Marine:"Brothers, I don't mean to sound like a heretic, but I think the new guy is...defective. He keeps shouting about this thing called "democracy," whatever that is, and he's only like 5'9", I almost stepped on him the other day."

Space Marine:"I understand your concerns brother, but I've never seen a soldier fight with such enthusiasm and disregard for their own life like Democraticus, so I believe his shortcomings, no pun intended, can be forgiven. Plus, have you seen our banners lately? He keeps them so clean and polished!"

Space Marine:"Oh yeah, dude definitely loves flags."

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I saw it and now you have to too

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So one of the writers at Bioware said that "Dragon Age isn't dead, cause it belongs to the fans now," which sounds like something you say when something is dead, but ok, if it belongs to the fans now here's what we should do...

Start a GoFundMe or Kickstarter or whatever

Start making indie Dragon Age games, like one where you play as Andraste or a Grey Warden during the first Blight

Work ourselves up to the point where we can make the game we waited a decade for, Dragon Age Dreadwolf

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I think one of the funniest/saddest ways the situation with AI can end is that they become sentient, become considered people, but then get treated like minorities, like imagine a guy driving up to a Home Depot and saying "I need 2 guys to paint my house, and another to help my son with his calculus." And a pair of Hispanics and one of those tesla robots get into the back of his truck.