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I feel like a whore for my partner, but specifically in an asexual way.
Like I want to melt into oblivion with you and let our existence morph and fuse until there’s nothing left of us to recognize, only the amalgamation of us intertwining through eternity. But also how does one even start sex?
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Is media literacy a predominantly gay quality to have? Because if I see one more thirst video of a man wearing a mask made by a straight woman using a SLEEP TOKEN SONG IM GONNA LOSE IT!! Take Me Back To Eden is not a song to FUCK TO! Neither is Ascensionism, neither is Like That. You do not make loving him a blood sport, you break down and cry when you’re slightly jealous.
Also, STOP USING MINE AT YOUR WEDDINGS THATS NOT WHAY THE SONG IS ABOUT!!!!!
YALL ARE SICK
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A foot masseuse that’s popular with people in the closet, who gives such good massages they come out of the closet; call that Fruit By The Foot
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My body might just be built to do manual labor for several hours a day day and look absolutely, deliciously slutty afterwards, cause GAT DAYUM!!!
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I don’t have a type, this is a targeted attack
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Only a fascist will hear the word “free” and understand it as terrorism
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“Write a small paragraph (150 words)” MY ASS IF THATS A SMALL PARAGRAPH THATS A SHORT ESSAY YOU OUT OF TOUCH PIECE OF GARBAGE
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We all have our “hear me out” characters, but what’s your “hear me out” song on your Sexy Time playlist? I’ll go first:

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I have the perfect answer to the “would you still love me if I was a worm?” question, and the best part is you need to be gay to know the answer
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Watching golf with my grandfather and I cannot believe these announcers are not gay. They just made three points about this man’s hips the closet is glass, boys.
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Holy shit, my dad was the gaslighter the entire time. That sneaky fucker
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Y’all are dying if I wear this compression shirt in public. Either from laughter or from blood loss, but bodies are hitting the floor
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Let me be clear: I don’t ever stop at just hugging trees
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Not to be a pervert but I fucking cherish you
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