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I had a dream last night that Chlorine and Fluorine were girlfriends so fuck it Cl and F are girlfriends (I guess that makes F polyamorous)
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Caesium collects watches
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Aluminium is a huge ally
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Hydrogen's parents disowned her for being trans, but her girlfriend Platinum's parents have essentially taken H in as their own
#hydrogen#platinun#gold#silver#trans#transgender#lesbian#lgbtq+#chemistry#shitpost#headcanon#shitposting#chemblr#stemblr
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Gold hates Christmas but his daughter in law, Hydrogen, loves it. As a result, Au pretends to enjoy it all because he loves seeing H and his daughter, Platinum, happy
#gold#hydrogen#platinum#lesbian#lgbtq+#chemistry#shitpost#shitposting#headcanon#chemblr#stemblr#i meant to post this on Christmas and am pissed that i forgot
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Sorry posts have slowed down; I'm simply running out of ideas lol
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Oganesson is the oldest professor at his university. Nobody seems to know what he teaches, how long he's been teaching, or even how old he is. He's just there
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Fluorine has an insanely strong death grip. If she latches onto you you will not be able to escape lest she releases you
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Tungsten has a small collection of old light bulbs. He's got about 20 from different manufacturers from pre-1980.
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Barium is a professor of clinical radiology, and is indirectly responsible for many advances in the field
#barium#radiology#clinical radiology#chemistry#shitpost#shitposting#headcanon#chemblr#stemblr#haven't posted today yet because I've been so busy#sorry if this is lower quality I'm fucking exhausted
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Beryllium is a second year dentistry student. He originally wanted to be a vet, but as dentistry pays waaay more he decided to enter that field instead.
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Plutonium is an aspiring model, but she's also a final year nuclear physics student, on course for a first class degree. She hopes to get an amateur modelling gig while she studies for a PhD, and if modelling doesn't take off she'll get into academia
#plutonium#fashion model#she's maxed her looks and her books#chemistry#shitpost#shitposting#chemblr#stemblr#headcanon
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Iron loves superheroes. His favourite hero is Batman, and his favourite from Marvel is Captain America
#iron#batman#captain america#dc comics#marvel#superheroes#chemistry#shitpost#shitposting#chemblr#stemblr#headcanon
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Neodymium is a really lovely person but because of some unfortunate trauma she's super clingy and gets really anxious when she doesn't hear from one of her friends after a day or two
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Germanium has always been fascinated by Nazi Germany, and so is taking a dual history-politics degree on how Hitler rose to power and how to stop that happening again
#germanium#I swear he isn't a nazi guys#like actually he's not#chemistry#shitpost#shitposting#chemblr#stemblr#headcanon
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The average person is ~7.5% blood by body weight. Iron is 11% blood
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Cadmium is a geography professor who, in his youth, was Nickel's "adventuring partner". Unlike Nickel, though, Cadmium doesn't often mention his escapes
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