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Giovanni Boldini, 'Portrait of John Singer Sargeant', oil on panel, 1890

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the reason victor henriksen doesn't know about the broader hunting subculture is that he works for the fbi and not the atf

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Vlad Miroshnikov, ‘Old Trees’, 2019 Oil on Canvas, 110 x 110 cm

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you know who had the fucking dynamic of all time? jeeves and wooster. helpless twink meets snide manservant. brown/black color aesthetic. bertie always needing jeeves to save him from marriages to strong women. uproariously funny slapstick humor and dialogue. rampant homoerotic undertones. why is tumblr not all over these guys

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Custom mending wizard with its own little pincushion

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"In my dream there were three different doors" by James Hopkins, 2006

From jameshopkinsworks.com

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Someone else filmed the same incident from a different angle.

Neil fucked up Chris' introduction in Being Boring at Lucca Summer Festival

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

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This is such a deranged promo concept, I'm kind of obsessed. I wanna know who came up with this. This thing feels like a nightmare simulator. It's cruel and unusual. The only thing that will be liberated here will be the contents of your stomach.

Neil and Chris standing in front of the Liberation simulation ride in 1994. The ride was essentially a flight simulator that allowed you to "fly" through the music video for the single "Liberation" from their 1993 album Very. It was used as a form of promotion for the single.

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Whilst entirely useless as a Wikipedia article, this version of the one on If on a winter's night a traveler remains one of the funniest things I've read

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Close-up of a Fresnel lens

The Fresnel lens is a compact compound lens developed by the French physicist Augustin-Jean Fresnel during the 19th century for use as a lighthouse lens.

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Dream Wizard and Nightmare Wizard

Oddly enough, these two wizards have never been seen at the same time...

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A vintage c1970 Mexican sterling silver fish skeleton necklace with a handmade bar-link chain. 

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