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Too much trouble. I’m gonna make tea.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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“I find your lack of drawn butter disturbing.”

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Me: *sauntering through the portal* Was’up, Good Neighbors! I brought mead!

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Welcome to the Phandom!

Nothing like falling ass over tea-kettle into a twenty year old fandom.

It's like you're following a cat into an abandoned mansion and you round a corner and there's a five star buffett and people vibing with champagne flutes in their hands.

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And I’ve completed the birka bag. Behold, the final products of my first warp weighted weaving.

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Two pilgrim bags down. One birka bag to go!

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My gripe was that gym class as a formal class was instituted about the year where we were no longer allowed on the playground at recess because we were too old. My 11 year old ass was much offended by not only the exile, but also the subpar substitute for “physical activity”.

I remember skipping my 4th hour class nearly every day for the second semester one year because my 4th hour was gym first semester and I could go there and play and run and have fun because the teachers thought I was still in the class.

I loved gym class so much, more than any other class, including art class.

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Hey, @itsapmseymour! How’s your Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice?

if @itsapmseymour is the dungeon master for a game of dnd wouldn't that make him... dmseymour

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You know, with all the recalls, built-in safety hazards and tendency to just randomly burst into flames, I’m pretty sure it’s pretty expensive to get a douche-mobile…ahem…I mean cybertruck insured as it is. But once it gets out that they are the improvised projectile of choice for SUPERMAN?

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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Alas, I can’t draw, but, if some artist wants to try, have at!

Alien: Human Steve! Come over here, quickly!

Steve: What?! What's wrong?

A: A temporal vortex has opened in the area! From the clothing of those humans, it seems to be connected to roughly 500 solar years ago!

S: Wha...Oh, those are medieval re-enactors.

A: They're what?

S: Re-enactors. People who like to dress up and do things like they were done in a past time. Armored combat, crafts, they even have full feasts and royal courts.

A: And humans do this for fun.

S: Yep. And it's also an interesting way to learn history.

A: But isn't that dangerous?

S: Well, any simulated combat has some risks, but they do take precautions.

A: No, Human Steve! I mean, if you have humans running around like that, how can you tell if a real temporal vortex opens up?!

S: .....That....happens?

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Elf-ception?

if @itsapmseymour is the dungeon master for a game of dnd wouldn't that make him... dmseymour

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What Tolkien did with the majority of the House of Finwe!

if @itsapmseymour is the dungeon master for a game of dnd wouldn't that make him... dmseymour

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I’m not sure if this would be a tumblr blessing or a tumblr curse, but here goes…

Ahem…

May your life be so interesting that @itsapmseymour would gleefully narrate it.

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Alien: Human Steve! Come over here, quickly!

Steve: What?! What's wrong?

A: A temporal vortex has opened in the area! From the clothing of those humans, it seems to be connected to roughly 500 solar years ago!

S: Wha...Oh, those are medieval re-enactors.

A: They're what?

S: Re-enactors. People who like to dress up and do things like they were done in a past time. Armored combat, crafts, they even have full feasts and royal courts.

A: And humans do this for fun.

S: Yep. And it's also an interesting way to learn history.

A: But isn't that dangerous?

S: Well, any simulated combat has some risks, but they do take precautions.

A: No, Human Steve! I mean, if you have humans running around like that, how can you tell if a real temporal vortex opens up?!

S: .....That....happens?

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That would be one hell of a custom D&D spell. Summon PMSeymour. On a successful cast you roll a die to determine WHICH PMSeymour persona appears.

@itsapmseymour is such an anomaly.

like. i was just thinking about how funny it is that some people know him from tumblr as the legendary man who will grant you half a dozen notes if he is summoned. some people know him as travis from mystreet and whatever other series' travis has appeared in (i havent caught up with aphmau's content in years). some people know him as the creator of cosmic wonders and the local elf artist. some people know him from his role in other games, shows and whatnot he has voice acted in.

and the funniest part to me is that some people know of one of these things and not the others.

he is like neil cicigera or david tennant. he is everywhere eternally.

and he may come for you.

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Ok, it’s shitpost poll time! Let’s see how much traction this gets.

Have at!

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Marcie Walker’s ghost: Ellie! Get the goddamn out of my way! That boy is making an abomination!

Ellie Walker: I agree, Marcie, but the goddamn fools brought it on themselves!

Cody: If they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too.

Cody: You put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding out how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before Ms. Walker personally comes back to stop me.