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"average person says yabadabadoo 3 times a years" factoid actually just statistical error. average person says yabadabadoo 0 times a year. Russell Georg, who drives for mercedes and says yabadabadoo 10 000 times each race, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Idk if it's because I haven't had much time to follow the races in real time, or if it's because the 2024 season set my expectations a bit high with the amount of drama and racing but this season is sort of...underwhelming?

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fav driver?

i'm a charles girlie through and through, which does impact my mental health in case anyone was wondering

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F1 drivers and slippers they'd wear part 2

because it's a non-race weekend, and also because their feet might get cold at the gpda sleepover

part 1 here

Kevin :

Nico :

Lando :

Oscar :

Lewis :

George :

Fernando :

Lance :

Pierre :

Esteban:

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F1 drivers and slippers they'd wear part 1

because it's a non-race weekend, and also because their feet might get cold at the gpda sleepover

part 1 (because I've hit the 10 picture limit)

Max:

Checo :

Charles :

Carlos :

Valterri :

Zhou:

Franco:

Alex :

Yuki :

Liam :

part 2 over here

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My humble suggestions to make F1 more interesting

In the light of the recent rumors about the FIA trying to manipulate the races in order to get more ratings, here are my totally awesome suggestions to make the races more interesting for the viewers.

obligatory disclaimer : those are jokes.

1. Add the Mario Kart blue shell

With the blue shell, you wouldn't have to worry about a race being uninteresting because one of teams has built a rocketship! Now you might be wondering how that would be doable, because how do you get an actual blue shell to only hit one driver? To that I answer, "sweetheart, give me your hand, and let me enlighten you with this name : Kevin Magnussen". Our dear K-mag won't be on the grid next year, and since we'll all miss him dearly, I think we should give him a blue kart and tell him to take out the race leader. He would be released once during the race, in a very random moment (that would be decided through 'google, give me a random number between 1 and 67') and the moment he is out a loud radio voice should announce "WE HAVE UNLEASHED THE MAGNUSSEN" in order to stress everyone out.

2. Add Horns

I know I'm not the only who has thought of this, because the CarCar beef would have been so much funnier if Oscar was allowed to just hit the horn at Carlos. Or the other way around, considering Carlos is a Mediterranean.

I believe that the one who'd abuse this the most would be Fernando, who, if he were to be passed by another driver, would push the button hard enough to spook them and gain his position back. We'd get him to win a race again with this, think about it!

Also, as an exception, Yuki's horn should be customed so that when it is pushed, it doesn't make a "beep" but a loud "FUCK" sound. He should be the only one allowed to do this.

3. Let them hear each other

I think they should just be all allowed to communicate together during the race, the way they do it with their engineers.

Now do I think it's doable? Probably not. Do I think that would be productive? Absolutely not. Do I believe the FIA would decide to remove this option 3 laps into a race? Totally.

But the entertainment value would be so high, because I refuse to believe anyone who says they wouldn't want to hear the Checo-Liam beef in live. Also, I think Carlos should have heard Oscar say "typical Carlos" as he said it. Now that would be fun.

No more team orders, if a driver wants to swap position with his teammate, he has to convince him with everyone being able to hear them.

I also believe that Charles and Max should be given this option anyway, since Max has decided to talk to Charles alone in his own car.

4. Settle the penalties through fistfights

I've seen people talk about how it is problematic to have different stewards at every race, because it makes the decisions taken incoherent. George believes permanent stewards would solve the issue. I believe that when two drivers collide, they should be allowed to fistfight in front of the arena, and the loser gets the penalty. That would especially funny in Vegas, with Bruce Buffer as the commentator.

Also, an exception would be made for one specific situation: if Lewis and Fernando collide, they have to hug, and the first one to let go looses and gets the penalty.

5. The team who gets tenth position in the constructors should get sold to One Direction

I have no arguments other than the fact that the team could use the money anyway, since they won't get much from the constructors.

6. Make the read fanfics for each penalty point they get

Remember this post where I suggested that Haas should have made read K-mag self-insert fanfics for every point he gets on his licence? Well I've changed my mind, I think every driver should have the chance to do it, in public, if they want to get out of a penalty. The higher the penalty is, the cringer the fic gets.

7. Find a solution to the lestappen followgate

Everyone and their mothers has been asking for one thing and one thing only : a Lestappen title fight. I think Charles could use some motiviation, so here us my humble suggestion : tell him that if he wins, Max has to follow him on Instagram. If he loses, it's the other way around. Believe me, this diva couldn't take it and would tranform whatever atrocity-car Ferrari gives him into a rocket. He's done it before for the sake of winning, believe me he'll do it again to get Max to follow him.

Thank me later.

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I've seen on Twitter that the last time we got a DNS, DNF, and DSQ in the same race (before brazil this year) was in 1977, and all by the same fucking guy?? which is crazy alone

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Max verstappen the man that you are

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vcarb junior team this, vcarb sister team that. speak your truth : oracle red bull racings and scuderia ferrari are the true sister teams

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here i am smiling as i see that the boop war has another round

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f1 drivers as shit posts because why tf not? (feat f1 academy)

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throughout the season, they should fade out each driver like ANTM once it’s statistically impossible for them to win the wdc

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I love your alignment charts , they are SUPER accurate .

I'm happy you like them!

I was hesitant because I didn't know how accurate I'd be but I'm happy to hear that I've been doing a good job, thank you!!

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max, whenever he gets a chance: just an inchident. that's just and inchident mate. hey man, have you ever heard of The Inchident? Yeah, I know it by heart, I know everything Charles said that day, I just know it, yeah I can tell you—

charles: ah yeah, the inchident. I think max said it's unfair— oh he said "not fair"? Yeah idk. Yeah I'll give it three bananas out of five, yeah not my best meme. Watermelon is funnier

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chill and casual . . .

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remember when old testament lewis posted a pic of daenerys on his insta stories and said “every man needs an independent woman with dragons”

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F1 drivers as alignment charts pt.2 (feat F1Academy!)

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