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There’s nothing as jarring as seeing something you’re interested in while doing schoolwork.

Im doing this report on internet censorship and I went down a rabbit hole about internet censorship in china (really interesting btw) and I end up on this study done by some scholars at Harvard. Basically the study is a deep dive into the mechanics about how Chinese censorship actually works and what all they censor.

I’m about 7 pages in at this point and I’m reading the part where they talk about their research designs and what’s that my eyes spy???? OH! ITS THE PRIME DIRECTIVE… FROM STAR TRECK… No lie they actually said that they took inspiration from star treck when doing their experiment. It felt like I got hit with a truck it was so jarring seeing star treck in this ver serious study.

Conclusion: Scholars are Nerds

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I’ve had a really busy past few couple days so when I got off of my morning shift (following a night shift) I decided to treat myself to a bath. This time, however, I wanted it to be special so I decided that I’d finally change the lightbulbs in my bathroom to color changing ones (like I’ve dreamed of. Cync brand lightbulbs fyi #notsponsored) and upon switching them I discovered that they had a special “aquatic mode” and an idea struck me, it was like a message from the muses themselves directly to my brain… FishBathTM.

So I filled the bath with lukewarm water (for the best fish simulated conditions without any major discomfort), I set the lights to the aquatic mode, played some fish music that I found on Spotify, and though fishy thoughts. It was a 9.99/10 experience I would recommend.

Things that could have made it better:

1. A bigger bathtub so I didn’t feel so cramped (like a sardine)

2. Salt added to the water to make it more like the ocean

3. Some sort of breathing tube so I could dip under the water

4. Less visual clutter in my bathroom or at least more fish themed clutter

5. Nothing FishBathTM is a perfect idea

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If there was really a good and all powerful god they would have given me a stomach capable of eating an infinite amount of chicken wings

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My levels of autism are unparalleled

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Shout out to the clown girl at the renaissance fest that i went to who gave me a little red gem. They spoke no words only squeezing their nose and honking.

I will remember this event for the rest of my life.

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On occasion my dad will send me some sort of politically hateful or just stupid text image and I’ve recently found great joy with editing them to say other things than what was originally intended.

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I think if I ever got high (on weed) and ate something (presumably a Wendy’s burger) I’d immediately start sobbing uncontrollably. I just have an exact feeling that this would happen I don’t really have any claims to back this up. I did cry over Wendy’s once before but that was after I hadn’t eaten a a few days. I love food sm

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I think it’s ridiculous to expect me to do more than one thing in a day TWO DAYS IN A ROW.

I dug a tench today and then I ran errands for like 3 hours. Tomorrow I have to;

A. Finish the trench

2. Run errands

B. Mow the lawn.

IM IN HELL.

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I, with enough prep time could defeat any animal, man, or beast I know this well, however, any increase in the strength and skill of said beast makes for an increase in prep time. How much prep time would you need to beet any certain creature in a fight? For convenience I’ll graph it. X = time and Y = strength; X = 2Y^2 + Y + 2(minutes). And there you have it, you and every average person can now calculate how much time you need to prepare to slay your enemies with ease.

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for inaccurate measurements of your foes overall strength.

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AI is the bane of my existence. I was put on this earth for many reasons and one of them was to see out the violent utter destruction of anyone replacing human efforts with AI.

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

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I’ve come to this place for all of 10 minutes (as a new user) and I’ve acutely determined that every single user is severely autistic. This is fact.