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Groundbreaking new concept: like a dating sim, but just for making friends. A friending sim, if you will.
#alternately a matchmaking sim#I fear I'm too aro ace for dating sims#dating sim#sim#more shitposting#jokes
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"I refuse to act like I'm lactose intolerant" is to lactose intolerance what "I'm going off my meds" is to bipolar... instant diagnosis
#this is a joke#I'm bipolar and so is my family and can confirm this is based on fact#bipolar#jokes#mental health jokes#lactose intolerance
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I cannot express enough that 20 minutes after I posted this I found out the guy I posted it about has the same dietary restrictions I do, and now we're bonded for life
Wait no, pull over, we went too far! I think I'm sexist against men now
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Wait no, pull over, we went too far! I think I'm sexist against men now
#like those chihuahuas that go ballistic when they see a man specifically#yall can decide whether or not this is a joke#controversial#sexism#jokes
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Controversial opinion: it's okay to criticize the sims team for bugs, but you need to remember that it's the SIMS... being buggy/weird is basically a main feature, and DEFINITELY nothing to write death threats over
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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I posted this as part of my bigger post for the whole book I painted on- but this was my favorite part + ouch yeouch :((
#haydove#lenore dove#haymitch abernathy#thg#sotr#sotr fanart#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#theydoesart
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Designed for peak emotional damage
#art#artists on tumblr#theydoesart#my art#fanart#fan art#the hunger games#thg#sunrise on the reaping
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Had to get an Apple Pencil for college- I suddenly understand the hype
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Tumblr is nice because when you see someone being argumentative or irritating there is always the 34% chance that it is-in fact- someone in junior high trying to decide whether to name themselves Kai or Alex
#tho I will admit I was being irritating on tumblr well into freshman year of highschool#jokes#shit posting
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Earlier today I was looking for a specific type of planner online. I had a photo of it, so I tried putting it through the Google lens thing.
Gemini informed me it was actually a poster.
I said "no, Gemini, that is a planner I saw it with my own two eyes"
Gemini said "the object you searched is a poster, to look up planners"
So I said "Gemini, you stupid feck, you evil art stealer, istg, that is a planner."
Then it said "Ai is not available for this search"
arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself
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I wish I could say I had some dramatic coming-out story but honestly my parents found out I was queer when I started drawing mermaids "without bras, because why would they need them underwater?" In fourth grade.
I found out what "gay" was in sixth grade when my parents asked me about it.
#coming out#silly#gay#queer#at the time it was bisexual actually#in retrospect I'm aro ace but that's another story#lgbtq#bisexual
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Sometimes I feel so bad for Camila... can you imagine sending your child to Normal Camp™ and instead they run away to the Freak Dimension to live with a Wanted Criminal and God...
#camila noceda#toh#toh spoilers#I know it's been years but the god thing still feels shocking enough lol#the owl house
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Been barely making any art recently (graduated school?!) but I did make this guy! It's the Sinaloan Narrowmouth Toad (Gastrophryne mazatlanensis)
I'll put the pattern I made below in case anyone wants it, but yall should look into these guys they're positively fantastic.
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Katniss "before he was blown to bits in a mine explosion" Everdeen
Katniss "the saltiness of the soup reminds me of my tears" Everdeen
Katniss "oh, right, the whole romance thing" Everdeen
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