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bye

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After years of starving they truly served us a plate of hot turd.

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i may have fallen down a flight of stairs & got bruised like crazy but benedict bridgerton’s queer awakening healed me

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i know it's been said a million times but i still find it so fucking funny that shax told aziraphale that he isn't crowley's type. girl crowley's type is "aziraphale." not even nerds or bookshop owners or angels, it is ONLY aziraphale.

and that makes aziraphale's reaction so much funnier because he KNOWS she's bluffing. it's SO obvious. like he's oblivious, but he's not THAT oblivious. he's literally like the only person crowley has ever willingly hung out with. like nice try but that's the worst bluff ever, i thought you were supposed to be good at this.

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#ThingsCrowleyWouldPost

Yes, wrestle your demons. Between strong thighs

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Demonic agenda 😈🐍

Fuck with gender

Fuck with Aziraphale

Fuck Aziraphale

Outfit inspo

Ko-Fi

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I finally found an excuse to draw the most sinful side eye this demon ever did make

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I CANNOT DEAL WITH AO3 BEING DOWN. I NEED MY BEDTIME SMUT FOR SWEET DREAMS PLEASE

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suffering indigestion in the name of tradition

This is so funny and so human

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Your local feral celestials who share a brain cell 💕 lord help us all

(I have discovered I can do whatever I want which means grey-streaked hair for Crowley from now on)

Ko.fi

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"I've never (been eaten like) an oyster"

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paradise lost found

YOUNG ROYALS : FIN

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it's real- right?

YOUNG ROYALS : FIN

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did you do it for my sake? for my own sake.

YOUNG ROYALS : FIN

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the moment when Wilhelm finally opened up about not wanting to be king in front of his parents?

brought it up so calmly, honesty & respectfully and demanded to be heard? he does have what it takes to be king, but it takes so much bravery to reject this life and be the first person to do their own thing and find happiness, to break the toxic restrictive cycle that being a royal entails…

…brilliant

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so we’re dismantling old outdated toxic institutions straight from the first few minutes? i love this

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the good omens brainrot is so strong that i managed to pinpoint a good omens fan in a crowded mcdonald’s on saturday, solely based on their amazing bright red hair? i was so close to going up to them to compliment them and tell them they remind me of Crowley but then decided against it in fear that it would be weird or they’re not a fan…

…only to notice their ‘Aziraphale shielding Crowley on the Wall’ pin on their backpack as i was leaving!

wherever you are, i hope you know you truly did give major Crowley vibes!