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"Cynthia" was a mannequin created in 1932 by Lester Gaba. She became famous and well-liked by high society; she received numerous invitations and a large amount of fan mail. When she fell from a chair and shattered, her death was reported by the press as if she were a real person."
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Ofc no, tianlang jun said, go on i dont mind, what a carefree father

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
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If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.
If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.
Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.
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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever
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why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person
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Unlike what a lot of fans would have you think, the biggest example of “corrupt Jedi” we get in the prequels is Anakin Skywalker himself
#hear hear#star wars#TCW adds a couple jedi who cracked under the pressure and fell to the dark side but anakin is the main example peeps#< prev tags#honestly in CW's is a wonderful example how badly he runs as a jedi#after ep 5 its the mini arc with lost Threepio you see SO MANY TROOPERS DIE#he didnt care#Ahsoka (trying to keep peace w/ new gold driod) is leading these guys as a very new very green padawan#she has no idea what to do#anakin is running around and away from the child and ppl he is in charge of#and Obi is so fucking done
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i don’t give a fuck if i “sound like chatgpt,” you will pry—my em dash—from my cold—dead—hands—fuck you fuck you fuck you
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#I read an interview the other day#the acolyte#star wars#i have never disliked a writer ever until i saw her interpretation of the darkside#it was so out of touch with canon that even the most casual of fan must have noticed
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"
SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art
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