If there’s margaritas and mango habañero wings I’ll be there. Technically I’m a 90s kid. Nerd for almost everything, but right now CT-9902 lives in my head rent free. Blue is my favorite color and it shows on my ballot.
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Oh no, Echo, the AC isn't working on the ship...What're you gonna do??
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#tbh same echo#I live in inland SoCal it is 115 degrees for like 7 months out of the year#so man yeah totally valid 😭#fantastic art btw 👌🏼#tbb echo
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The Doctor is IN
Doctor Tech X Patient Reader (NSFW)
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You are having an annual visit with Dr. Batchelor, when you start showing symptoms of a particular "ailment", so your Doctor provides "treatment"
(Doctor/Patient Relationship, PNV Sex, Unprotected Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Porn with Little Plot)
Author's Note: This was based on a tag made by @estoniacobaltpayne on a piece of fanart where Tech is a Doctor.
It was a place no one wanted to be stuck waiting in...cold, cramped, and sterile, the Doctor's office was not the most fun place to be. Alas, we all have to go to the Doctor at some point to make sure that everything is okay, and to catch any ailments now before they got worse. Most people would be nervous or impatient waiting for the Doctor to come in, ready to get the appointment over with, but you...you were actually eager to see the Doctor. You always looked forward to your appointments with Dr. Batchelor, not only because he was a really good Doctor, but you also found him to be very handsome. You sighed dreamily as you imagined his beautiful brown eyes gazing into yours from behind those round glasses he always wore, the sound of his voice as he thoroughly explained things to you in that British accent of his, and the many guesses you were making as to what lied underneath his lab coat.
Your thoughts were cut off by the sound of the door opening. In walked Dr. Batchelor, wearing his signature lab coat, stethoscope draped over his shoulders, and wearing a black button-up shirt underneath along with a red tie. "Hello, Miss (L/N)." He greeted you. "You're here for your yearly examination, is that correct?" "Yes." You replied with a nod. He placed the laptop he was carrying onto the small podium in the room and asked you the familiar series of questions that he asked you every year; What medications you were taking, if you smoked or drank, when your last period was, etc. His brows were furrowed in concentration as his nimble fingers grazed across the keyboard, entering your answers to the little questionnaire onto the digital file he kept on there for you. You couldn't help but admire his features from where you were sitting...his sharp jawline, his cute nose, and those lips that look so utterly kissable. Once he was finished, he removed the stethoscope from his shoulders and placed the earpieces into his ears. "Alright, take steady breaths so I can listen to your heart and lungs." He said. You sat up straight and steadied your breathing while Dr. Batchelor closed in and placed the cold diaphragm against your chest. Your skin became littered with goosebumps at the sudden chill of the device, but you kept your breath steady while he listened closely to your beating heart. You noticed that he was taking a little longer than normal, and he seemed to be really concentrating. You tried your best to breathe and steady your heartbeat, but it kept beating faster than it normally should.
"Hmm..." He hummed curiously. "...your heartbeat is irregular..." You couldn't help but blush...this was so embarrassing...he now thinks you have some sort of heart problem, all because it wouldn't stop pounding against your chest due to him being so close, and the fact that you were so infatuated with him. Dr. Batchelor noticed your flushed cheeks and tilted his head. "Are you running a fever?" He asked, getting a temporal thermometer to take your temperature. "Hmm, you're not running a fever, but your temperature is slightly above average...are you experiencing any other symptoms at the current moment?" "Err..." You hugged your stomach instinctually to try and ease the butterflies that were fluttering like crazy in there. Dr. Batchelor noticed this and asked. "Is something wrong with your stomach?" You shook your head. "No, it's just...churning...not like nausea, just...a fluttering feeling..." Upon hearing your description, Dr. Batchelor began to chuckle. "Ah, I see...you are experiencing symptoms of attraction..." That didn't help one of your "symptoms", it made you blush at how mortified you felt that your Doctor found out that you were attracted to him.
"I-I'm sorry Doctor, I-" You began, but Dr. Batchelor cut you off. "It's quite alright, I'm just glad that you aren't experiencing any concerning ailments..." He paused to look at you. "...is this something that has been going on for a while?"
You nodded
"Well then..." He said, pushing up his glasses. "...perhaps you should get some treatment for that."
You stared blankly at him while he smirked and winked at you. You gulped and blushed even more. "Yeah, perhaps I should..."
Dr. Batchelor looked at the time on his watch and said. "You know, I don't have another Patient scheduled for another hour, perhaps I could provide you with this...treatment?" Your heart skipped a beat. You couldn't believe what you were hearing! Was Dr. Batchelor actually suggesting that you...? He really was! You could see the look on his face, he wasn't kidding!
"Of course, you could opt out of this and you could provide the treatment for yourself, if you don't feel comfortable doing that here." He said. "Over-the-counter treatment is just as effective." You knew exactly what he meant, and you couldn't help but appreciate his little word play. "No," You replied. "I want to go through the treatment here...with you." Dr. Batchelor smiled warmly at your response. "Very well then, come with me..."
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Dr. Batchelor escorted you into an empty Operating Room where it was dark and quiet, and no one would bother you. He went up to the operating table and knelt down to lock the wheels. He looked up at you with a slight smirk and said. "Gotta make sure these are locked, this thing is about to see some use." You couldn't help but let out a slight chuckle at that. Dr. Batchelor stood up and gently patted the operating table. "Come up here, please."
You oblige, and you crawl up onto the table.
"Good girl." He said.
That gave you a pleasant shiver down your spine. He stepped in a little closer and cupped your cheek before slowly leaning in and pressing his lips against yours, sending a little spark within you. You couldn't believe how soft and smooth his lips were, just as you imagined they would be. You hummed and closed your eyes, melting into the kiss. Dr. Batchelor grazed his lips against yours while he kept cupping your cheek with one hand, and the other grazing your hips and your curves. After a while, he broke the kiss, and gazed into your eyes. "This procedure is going to require that you remove your clothing." he said. You nod and you began to slowly strip in front of him. You shiver from the cold air in the sterile room, goosebumps littering your skin. "I know, it's cold in here..." Dr. Batchelor said. "...but don't worry, I'll get you nice and warm soon enough."
(Song: Wet Nurse by SEX-O-RAMA)
He began shrugging off his lab coat, fully revealing the outfit he was wearing underneath. The way his black slacks and button-up shirt was hugging him gave you a little sneak preview of the lanky body that lied underneath. Dr. Batchelor noticed the look of anticipation and curiosity on your face and smirked before getting to work on removing his tie. His nimble fingers unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his lean, golden torso. Your heart skipped a beat, his lithe body looked so gorgeous, you just wanted to lick him all over. His hands went down to unbuckle his belt and unzip the fly of his slacks, before taking out his half-hardened cock. You licked your lips at the sight of it, and you couldn't help but press your thighs together. Dr. Batchelor nodded to you and said. "Lie back for me." You did just that, you lied back on the operating table, while he climbed up and hovered over you. "Are you ready to begin our little procedure?" he asked playfully.
"Yes Doctor, I'm ready." You reply.
"Please, call me 'Tech'."
You nodded. "...Tech."
Tech smiled warmly and aligned himself up with you before slowly pushing in. You arched your back and bit back a pleasured groan in response. Tech let out a shuddered huff once he had bottomed out. He paused to allow the both of you to adjust, before you nodded, silently giving him the go-ahead to fuck you. He pulled himself back just enough to leave the tip in, before snapping his hips back into you. You immediately slapped your hand over your mouth to muffle the moan that came out of you. Tech let out a soft groan before thrusting into you again...and again...and again until he found a rhythm and pace that brought pleasure to you both. His hard, swift strokes caused the operating table to shake, but thanks to Tech locking the wheels, it remained in place, allowing him to go as hard and fast as he wanted to. You had your legs locked around his waist, and your hand gripping onto his shoulder tightly. Tech was panting, trying to hold back the groans he so desperately wanted to let out.
"T-Tech..." You huffed from behind your hand.
"(Y/N)..." Tech groaned softly. "...so good...so tight..."
It wasn't long before you felt a bubble forming in the pit of your stomach.
God you were close...
You uncover your mouth and whisper into his ear. "Tech...I'm gonna come..."
"That's it..." He huffed in response. "...come for me..."
You didn't need to be asked twice, you raised your hips and bit into Tech's shoulder and let out a muffled groan as you came hard onto his cock. Tech wasn't to far behind, he grit his teeth and let out a strained grunt before spilling his seed deep inside of you. You unclench your jaw and laid back flat onto the operating table, panting heavily. Tech's shoulders raised and fell with every huff of breath he took, a strand of hair fell in front of his face, and his glasses were even fogged up from the intense heat. He slowly pulled out and got off of the operating table to go get a rag. He brought it up to your tender sex and began to clean you up gently. "So, was the treatment satisfactory?" He asked. You smile and nod. "I feel so much better, thank you Doctor!" Tech chuckled. "Well I'm glad that my treatment was able to cure you of your ailment."
Once he was done cleaning you, he helps you up and off the operating table and the two of you quickly get dressed. Once he put his lab coat back on, Tech seemed to have switched back to his professional demeanor. "Well, I must say that you are definitely good for another year." He said. "If you are having any problems, don't be afraid to contact me and schedule an appointment." He gave you a slight smirk and a wink. You caught onto his double meaning and nodded. "I will, Doctor!"
You were already looking forward to your next appointment.
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Tech's Profile Appreciation Post
#tbb tech#tech girlie#that lil spot where the lines of his cheekbones meet his jaw?#I just wanna#*smooch*
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"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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I saw this totally unrelated to Star Wars tweet and immediately thought of Tech. It says something like "there is a guy sitting on the bus with a huge fiery inscription AUTISM and a skeleton on his t-shirt"

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This reblog right here ☝🏼👌🏼
Also, setting aside the “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” sentiment, I think some of y’all are forgetting that “hot” and “attractive” absolutely exist outside of traditional beauty standards, and they also refer to traits outside physicality.
And Tech is hot as hell.
-Is he super jacked? No, and that’s ok. Though to say that he’s a weak lil bean pole is totally off base, and I do unfortunately often see him portrayed as this little “uwu golden retriever gamer boy” that needs to constantly be protected by his brothers. He was created for war and is an incredibly capable soldier. He’s lethal and downright feral on the battlefield. Even though he’s not ripped like Wrecker, he’s still super strong and handles himself just fine.
-Does he have a receding hairline? Yea. So what? The most complimentary thing you can say about hair in general is how one fashions it for their own self expression. But really it’s such a trivial thing to deem as a marker of beauty, and not to be the blue haired leftist (and I am definitely both of these things lmao) but unfortunately centuries of western forced capitalism has made a FORTUNE on telling us how inadequate we are physically and how we need to buy buy buy products and treatments to “fix” problems that a) are a trend and will change every decade and b) are very much not problems to begin with, just to compete in an arbitrary game of “well at least I’m not ugly like that person over there.” So yeah, Tech has a receding hairline. Doesn’t make him unattractive in the slightest, unless you’re using western beauty stands and in which case, just simply… don’t (they do nothing but hurt everybody that’s not a billionaire). He wears a helmet and he’s got a lot on his plate (I’m sure it’s from the stress of carrying the whole team) and his hair is just fine the way it is (still very “runyourfingersthroughit”-able, if you catch my drift 😛). That being said I do find it hilarious when artists portray him as a shiny/graduating cadet (so like biologically 18-20?) and they give him the nastiest most grungiest mohawk ever witnessed by human sight 💀
-He’s weird and abnormal and bitchy sometimes. Ok and who on gods green earth isn’t? That’s good character writing, nothing more boring than a character that’s just, decent all of the time. It’s why I feel Tech’s character writing is far better than Hunter’s. Tech has a lot of ups and downs. He’s autistic, and on one hand it greatly benefits him in the way he gathers and processes information and is able to use said information to its fullest potential. On the other hand, it causes him to either lash out or completely disengage with others when the world becomes too much and he has to be a more introspective than what’s comfortable for him, and it puts him at a disadvantage because every time his meltdowns cause him trouble or pain and he’s not exactly sure why. It’s not logical to him why a situation is what it is or why everyone else seems to be on the same page but him even though he feels that he’s clearly the correct one (saw this a lot of the ipsium episode). It’s a common trait among those of us on the spectrum- to feel like no matter how much we care about someone or how much someone cares about us, we’re always gonna be the one on the outside, looking in and thinking “what am I doing wrong?” Yes he’s bitchy and sassy and cocky and just a right pain in the ass sometimes, but he’s still driven by his desire to be good; and for all of his faults, it’s his willingness to put himself outside his comfort zone to be better for his family that makes him grow and shine as a character. I think that’s why a lot of us (especially those of us on the spectrum) are attached to his character in particular, because even though it’s a vast spectrum with many ways of presenting, he’s one of the only characters in existence that has even a single modicum of accurate representation of an autistic character. He portrays the good traits, the bad traits, and the efforts to address the bad traits so well. And nothing’s sexier than addressing your wrongdoings and trying to be better.
-As for the whitewashing? Especially in “intellectual” characters? Yes, big big systemic issue. Even setting aside fanart, Tech’s super whitewashed in the show. Honestly, all the clones are tbh, but none more than Tech, especially with his facial structure. So bless all the artists out there who draw Tech and the other clones as they should 🫡 (also how Tech came to have a british accent when Temeura Morrison- and by extension all the clones- is from New Zealand, is a mystery I desperately need an answer for).
-Alright not to get more socio-political than I already have but here we go. One not having sex and by a larger extension the concept “virginity” is a stupid but effective tool used by the patriarchy in order to both control women (for sooooo many reasons), and also to control men into upholding a violent sexual culture (which still is about controlling women). The patriarchy puts so much pressure on young men especially to “not be a virgin” that we see news stories practically every day of an inc3l assaulting a woman because that was the only way he was gonna get sex from somebody. For women, it’s you have to be both a virgin, but also know exactly what you’re doing (a bullshit dichotomy). Also, asexual people exist??? And so do people who do want to enjoy sex but won’t have it for any number of personal reasons. And so do people that are not asexual but at the same time having sex is just not all that important to them. And that’s all ok. And as for Tech, I think he falls into that third category (it’s not that he wouldn’t want to, but he’s just always fucking busy and not to mention he lives on a ship 4 other people), but y’all can headcanon him however you all like, that’s the beauty of fandom! Same for how he’d be in bed. It’s a show for 13yos, so obviously that’s not specified, so who knows, he’s a cocky but competent sob in battle, he could be that in bed too. Or he might not be. Who knows 🤷🏽♀️ guess it’s up for interpretation and preference
-op you are so right though about him being a mess (like aside from emotionally💀) his bunk on Kamino? Dude’s got more wires and pieces of equipment in there than the Marauder lmao. Also speaking of the Marauder, you know that ship REEKS. 5 adult men with no bathroom? Diabolical on the republic’s part. Not just even Tech, all those boys are sweaty and grimy and just… gross. Hot messes, all of em. But yeah we see in the show that while Tech’s datapad is clearly organized, nothing else about his life is. The Bad Batch is the living definition of “best laid plans” lol. He’s flying by the seat of his pants 99% of the time, and he’s definitely the guy that if you ask him to hand you something right in front of him he wouldn’t be able to find it but if you ask him if he has a paper clip he’d be like “oh yeah there’s one by the back left leg of my desk it’s kinda underneath the trash can you can’t miss it” and you’re just like huh??? I think he’s also got some ADHD too lmao.
But anyways sorry to be like Tech and just yap, but I think the very raw portrayal of Tech’s character is why everyone’s like “this man is hot asf.” Because he is. He’s fucking beautiful, inside and out. There is nothing sexier than a person who so authentically and confidently portrays themself all while trying to do their best to be good and kind, and Tech is nothing if not (sometimes brutally) authentically confident in himself all while trying his best for his family.
why are practically none of the popular posts about tech the bad batch right. he’s either white (canon isn’t an excuse), “hot” (as in people trying to make him look uncharacteristically attractive and well-put together), dead (only thing acceptable among these), or dominant. it’s scary. that’s my loser son autisms georg who has 50 versions of block blast 3d all in different languages on his ipad, has the physique of a praying mantis and kinda likes this girl so then to show that he’s interested he smiles at her twice and refuses to ever directly tell her that he enjoys her presence and misses her because he thinks it’s obvious. he sleeps on a generator in his bunker in kamino and threw orange dye on his hair out of curiosity and never fixed it. said hair has never been brushed and is only taken care of when shaved into the worst fucking haircut ever. he wants to study the goddamn zillobeast. first thing he does in his own fucking series was call a droid a slur and then throw a bomb into it’s hands. the only thing slutty about him is his blue jeans. first thing he does in the clone wars was crash a ship and almost kill like 5 people. he plays chess against himself. he has an ego that honestly reaches the sky and yet isn’t exactly self-obsessed but rather very confident in his self-efficacy. he has gamer skulls on his helmet. the masses have confused his dirtiness and foul-play in battle to be equivalent with his sexual nature. he projects an entire autistic meltdown onto his brother. his movements are quite representative of a cat . he has big brown eyes for no fucking reason and has the uncanny ability to look like the cutest thing ever when wearing his helmet. he’s the only one on his team with white/grey armor because he thinks he’s awesome and yknow what. he’s right. he’s inherently ugly and sexless so thus women flock to him like moths to a flame. he genuinely will think they’re interested in his tirades about power converters and the fascinations of spectrograms. he’s a bitch and will yell at you for problems he has caused and invalidate your feelings about it. and he got crushed by a cablecar.
i’m losing the plot here but my point is that i do not think i can take anymore propaganda that tech is a hot normal nerd guy. he does not have a crazy 8-pack, he is studying the natural radiation present within plants for fun. he’s crazy ok you have to know that. he’s not just a nerd there’s something deeply wrong with him and you have to love him like that . ok. also he’s not white and despite all of the whitewashing in his model itself there’s so much to unpack with the deliberate lightening of the skin when relating to an unbelievably intelligent character (which is all obviously disgusting and blatantly racist) so let’s not feed into that stereotype ok. it’s not hard to actually draw him based on temuera morrison so let’s do that instead of drawing sheldon big bang theory.
#rant post#tbb tech#I love this man so much#but I 100% agree#if you have to change a character to a point that it’s an entirely different character#you don’t really love that character#tech your hair is perfect hun
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Me too Tech me too
Lmao

Sorry He’s in WHAT Now?!😨

LOL YES

I can imagine this 😂

Just picturing Echo sleep walking into a wall

Hunter needs therapy

Do I even want to know 🤣
#so I’m a musician right#and when I was in college I worked at a hard youse (play on a us chain restaurant lol)#their whole gimmick was their playlist and bc I am a musician I knew like every fucking song on it#so I was constantly singing during my shifts to try and keep me from going apeshit bc the job sUCKED#and everyone was always like guurl stfu bc a) why do you know all these old ass songs and b) you constantly singing is annoying asf#and I’m like idk bruh leave me and my vocal stims alone😭#but I’m still like that lol I always be vocally stimming so you go tech never let anyone tell you you’re annoying#bc you’re literally perfect#remember what INXS said:#don’t change for you don’t change a thing for me
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He looks so focused 🤓☝🏼

I know I'm late but my exams kept me more than busy. I finished them now and the first thing I do with my freedom is drawing Tech. I love these prompts.
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Yeah but in Tech’s defense your honor, it was metal asf and he looked hot as hell doing it
to think while tech was learning to become a death racer in the riot races, hunter and echo (who share the single ounce of common sense within the bad batch) were transporting 400 cases of space chicken nuggets
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dude you know that he says the kinkiest shit without even knowing it, he’d be like “technical term this technical term that” and it’s just straight up the most unintentionally dirty thing ever. What I wouldn’t give to drop a “that’s what she said” on this man 😭


Crrrrrraaaaaazy styyyyyllllluh!
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I think he’d be more of a person to be like “YEAH FLASH TATTOOS” and have a bunch of random ones that he gets at random points in time rather than like one big pre planned sleeve or anything like that. He’s definitely got the CF99 skull (they all do lol), but I feel like his style probably falls along the traditional Sailor Jerry line. Like he’s got an 8 ball with wings, a knife with roses around it, a topless pinup mermaid/hula girl, a trout??? (he got that one on pabu with his new fishing buddies lol), definitely has a flaming missile, probably a girl in a martini glass too.
All that kinda traditional American style I think. I don’t think he has the patience for one giant tattoo, especially if sessions are involved 💀
What kind of tattoos would Wrecker have?
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