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Ikaris: *walks into the room*

Thena: Hold on, there's something different.

Ikaris: I went to that tanning place that Sersi suggested.

Thena: Was that place THE SUN?

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Thena: I'm into polyarmory

Sersi: Do you mean polyamory?

Thena, holding multiple swords: No.

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My experience with the Inheritance cycle

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

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I... how did I actually guess correctly?

Without looking, guess how many apps you have open on your phone right now.

Then check the actual number and tag this post with how wrong your guess was.

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Lmao

(the cullens in midnight sun deciding what to do about bella)

Carlisle: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one guys

Jasper, without hesitation: manslaughter it is then

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Just a Maleficent edit I made

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My last rant about black widow: all these fans complaining that the villain in this movie was weak and they didn't care about him enough when he died...I think that the mf point. The man was abducting, abusing, killing, mind controlling, and conditioning girls and women in what is supposed to be an allegory to the horrors of human trafficking. He's not meant to be the star of the show, he's exactly what he needs to be: a cockroach that's hard to kill because they always are. You don't need to care about him, there is nothing redeemable. Sometimes people are evil and that's it. If you felt nothing when he died, good. You should feel nothing except vindication for the girls whose lives he's stolen. Not everyone is a Killmonger or a Thanos or a Vulture. Sometimes bad guys are part of a system or institution, which means they're clinical and sterile because that's what you get out of monsters that "recycle" stolen girls.

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maybe peeta flirted with katniss before the games and she was just too oblivious to notice it

but i love the idea that peeta realized that he was being sent to his death with the girl that he has loved almost his entire life and just decided to give it his fucking all

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Peeta: Is anyone else scared?

Johanna: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

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Here's a few more Maleficent and Diaval ones.

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Here's some of my fav Hunger Games characters... and Gale.

Fuck Gale.

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