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Mr. Martin: So how do you get teenage ghosts to actually listen to you?

Caleb Covington: Easy. I trick them into selling their souls to me so they have to do whatever I say, otherwise, they face physical pain.

Mr. Martin: What-

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do you have any rules for requests?

Just nothing on the mature or perverse side bc I’m asexual, and don��t request romantic stuff for characters on my pinned post that are marked as “platonic” :)

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A-Lan hitting on you

A-Lan hitting on you…

“I do not know what I am feeling, but you make my stomach hurt when I look at you.”

That’s the first thing he says to you.

You did not take it well.

“I make you feel sick?” you would ask with a frown.

“I do not know what ‘sick’ is, but I can assure you it is not that!”

“I find you, what you Earthlings may call… attractive?”

You would be caught off guard, instantly blushing Eliza style.

“You think I’m attractive?”

Insert nervous hair twirl.

“I find you most precious-looking, yes.”

Addison watching from afar and gushing at the interaction since she told him to talk to you.

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Sarah Fox hitting on you

Sarah Fox Hitting On You…

At first, she would just look at you in admiration.

Then she’d gush to Erica over how attractive you are.

Erica would be a ‘good bff forever’ and push Sarah directly into you.

Then she’d take off without a word.

Sarah would get really flustered.

Ms girl can’t bring herself to look you in the eye.

She just starts rambling.

“I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t mean to bump into you! I don’t know why she did that. I just-“

She stops talking when she accidentally looks at your face, seeing your adorable smile.

“I’m Sarah” she blurts out, holding her hand out to you.

“You’re really cute” she adds on without even realizing.

“You’re cute too” you would reply and cause her to visibly melt.

“We should go out sometime! I mean if you want!” she would start to ramble again.

Then, after you agree to going out with her, she’d run off to Erica and do a victory fist pump.

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Simon Elroy hitting on you

Simon Elroy Hitting On You…

This guy has no clue what he’s doing.

He just randomly gets the courage to walk up to you one day.

The literal moment he is standing in front of you, Simon becomes a statue.

You’re a lot more attractive up close, and he wasn’t expecting that.

You give him a confused look and he snaps out of it, tripping over his words.

“I’m Simon. Maddie’s friend? You look- wow yeah you look- uh, I gotta go. Nicole, wait up!”

Bro tries to run away but trips over his own feet in the process.

You find it adorable but he’s hella embarrassed and refuses to ever talk to you again because he thinks he committed social suicide.

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Rhonda: So how did you die?

Reggie: Oh, we had bad street dogs.

Charley: Well, that’s a new one.

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I need Julie and the Phantoms/School Spirits crossover posts. Feed me y’all. I don’t wanna do it all by myself and ik I can’t be the only one wanting to see it 😭

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Car Rides with Xavier Baxter

Car Rides with Xavier Baxter as his best friend…

He’s always the driver and you’re the passenger.

Which makes sense considering it’s his car that gets used.

You control the radio, despite it being his car.

He complains about your music taste, but he never forces you to change what’s on.

It’s normally night drives.

There’s never a specific destination.

He just drives and you point out somewhere to go along the way.

Sheriff Baxter always goes off on you for making his son stay out late on school nights.

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Being Kenny Payne’s Mentor

Being Kenny Payne’s mentor…

You are a lot nicer to him than Robby was initially.

You spend time with him outside of training.

You’re well known for taking him to get ice cream after training.

You have his brother on speed dial just in case anything goes wrong.

He actually listens to you when you tell him off.

He stops bullying Anthony because of you.

He still refuses to make up with him though.

He likes joking around with you.

When you’re ready to leave Cobra Kai, you convince him to leave with you even though he wasn’t ready.

You’re like a second older sibling to him.

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Milagro Reyes Having A Crush On You

Milagro Reyes having a crush on you would include…

Her being rude as hell to you.

You thinking she doesn’t like you because she’s “always so mean” to you.

Uncle Rudy confronting her.

“Why are you always so mean to [reader]? Do you have a crush on [pronoun] or something?”

Milagro scoffing and denying the accusation, but it’s very clear she’s lying.

Uncle Rudy trying to play wingman, but it just embarrasses Milagro.

You asking Milagro why Rudy is acting so weird and her getting (shockingly) flustered.

Jaime exposing her ass.

“She likes you”

“I do not!” “Okay, yes I do, but shut up Jaime!”

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Mark Walker Having A Crush On You

Mark Walker having a crush on you would include…

Mark showing off at every chance he can get (like usual), but way less confident and a lot more awkward failures.

Mark tripping over his words whenever he compliments you.

Mark smiling like an idiot whenever you walk into the room.

Ryan making fun of him for his “awesome Mark Walkerness” disappearing whenever you’re around.

Him getting girl advice from his mother, but then getting super embarrassed when she wants to know more about you.

Mark’s basketball buddies hyping him up whenever you come around.

Ryan and the Mech-X4 team teasing him about you. Even Harris.

Spyder unintentionally revealing his crush on you.

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Perks Of Dating Willa Lykensen

Perks of dating Willa Lykensen…

Lots of cuddles. You can’t tell me this alpha wouldn’t love to snuggle up in the cave when the other wolves are asleep.

Brutal honesty. You’ll never have to worry about her lying to you. And if you’re in a bad mood she’ll definitely be nicer about what she has to say.

Loyalty. Cheating isn’t something you’ll ever have to worry about because this werewolf is loyal AF.

Your own personal heater. Because of Willa being a werewolf, she is naturally warmer. That means if you’re freezing all you have to do is hug/cuddle up to her.

Holding hands as you walk. Willa likes to make sure you remain safely beside her when you walk. What better way than to hold hands?

A free bodyguard. If you’re ever in danger, she can easily defend you. Maybe even rip someone’s throat out.

Passionate hello and goodbye kisses. Unless there are werepups around.

Steamy makeouts. This only occurs when she’s jealous or feels threatened.

She hates everyone… except you! Willa has a soft spot specially for you that only you get to see constantly.

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Fandoms I Write For

School Spirits

Simon Elroy (i love him sm pls)

Maddie Nears

Wally Clark (will not post for him much since he has tons of content already)

Platonic! Xavier Baxter

Platonic! Quinn

Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

Wyatt Lykensen (literally watched the movies because of Pearce so)

Willa Lykensen

Zed Necrodopolis

A-Lan

Platonic! Wynter Barkowitz

Mech-X4

Mark Walker

Veracity Campbell

Ryan Walker

Spyder Johnson

Platonic! Harris Harris Jr (whoever named him that sucks)

My Babysitter’s A Vampire

Sarah Fox (literally the only character)

Benny Weir

Ethan Morgan

Platonic! Horace “Jesse” Black

Julie and the Phantoms

Luke Patterson

Reggie Peters

Platonic! Alex Mercer

My Little Pony G4

Princess Luna

Fluttershy

Platonic! Sunset Shimmer

Flash Sentry