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Saw this pic and had too

17: C'mon sis, we gotta kill him, he almost got me last time with that disc of his.

18: But he so weak, and short, and beefy-

17: What was that last one?

18: I-I mean cut-Shit no I meant funsiz-DAMMIT!

17: Okay… I'm starting to see why he keeps getting away from you -_-we're gonna kill him together, so your don't mess this up.

18: But-

17: No butts sis.

18: Ugh, Fine… Whatever…

-Several Years Later-

Super Saiyan Trunks: THIS IS FOR GOHAN!!! *Unleashes Kai Attack*

I'm coming my short prince…

Super Saiyan Trunks: *Looks to 17* Now it's your turn.

17: Was, was she smiling?

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A Saiyan Arc Prologue

So... Akira Toriyama has passed away, and honestly, I'm hurting, much liek a lot of people I imagine Dragon Ball has had a huge effect on me and my childhood and having it's creator's death come to light is heartbreaking.

So I decided to write something I've always had planned in the back of my mind but never started. I hope you all enjoy it but more importantly I hope you can all take a moment before you read this to give a quick prayer to Akira's family and a silent thankyou to the man himself fro all he's given us up till now... Akira Toriyama, truly, thankyou for the years of entertainment you given me and so many others.

I hope heaven is a as vibrant and beautiful as your show imagined it to be.

He didn't know what to do… It all just happened so fast…

He remembered heeding Ozpin's command, and upon them finally managing to exit the CCT, he didn't waste time quickly pulling out his scroll looking for Glynda's scroll number. But he panicked rattled and it was so damn hard to focus.

However, those thoughts dissipated when he looked to his left to find his partner looking to the CCT. She wasn't scared, merely concerned. As if she somehow knew what was going on so he asked.

"Pyrrha, what was all that?" He thought he had asked in a calm matter but honestly, he didn't know and if her nervous response was any indication it wasn't. However, those thoughts were quickly cut off by the earth shaking beneath them. It was then that he saw her… the girl who had killed the lady in the other pod beside Pyrrha seeming to fly to the top of the CCT. But how? She was fighting the headmaster… unless.

"But…Ozpin…" The next thing he knew Pyrrha was ordering him to leave to vale and get help.

"Huh? What're you gonna do?" If he hadn't known better he'd have thought she was saying for him to go alone. However, the next moment he was proven right as instead of looking to him she turned her gaze to the peak of the CCT. He saw it in her eyes, the same look she had everytime she readied to fight. Pyrrha had no intention of leaving.

"No…" He tried to convince her, after all what could she do? Against any common thug, criminal or Grimm sure but that, that person killed Ozpin. The headmaster of Beacon academy in minutes. Jaune didn't even need to think about it to know she was in over her head.

Finally, when he knew he couldn't convince her he put his foot down on the issue.

"Pyrrha I won't let you do th-" However he never finished his sentence as he felt her wrap herself around him a warmth emanating from his lips. It was only after a pregnant second that he realized what she was doing, what they were doing. Almost naturally his arms wrapped around her waist however like all good things it wasn't meant to last.

Slowly she pulled back her lips and as she did he finally noticed how beautiful she was, it was funny really. She had always been beside him since initiation, yet it was only now that he saw her as a woman instead of his partner, friend and mentor. Yet before he could speak or even gather his thoughts she spoke two simple words.

"I'm sorry." As the words left her mouth he felt an odd sensation surround his armor pieces, with a push he was sent flying far further then what she should have been capable of. Next thing he knew he was in the locker beside them the door shutting. It didn't take long for him to realize what this was.

Polarity!

She then stepped towards the locker and begun to tap in what he knew must have been coordinates.

No… No, No, NO!

He begged and pleaded to her all the while taking in the features of his partner, his friend and possibly more… finally she turned her gaze from the panel and then to him. Emerald met azure, in his eyes a desperate anxiety and in hers a wordless farewell. She then took a single step back and he knew… he had failed.

Desperately he struggled to do something, anything! Anything at all! But its space was too tight to put enough strength in to open the locker and his scroll wouldn't connect fast enough at the speed he was going.

Please!

Finally, it began to connect and with it a faint hope, as it connected to the Scroll Number.

"Where are you?" he didn't hear what she said but it didn't matter all that did was that he heard her voice at that moment she really did seem like a angel which made it ironic that it was first time he could remember calling her by name.

"Weiss! Please you have to stop her!" He explained as fast as his rattled mind would let him.

"Where are you?" He could hear the concern in her voice whether it was from the chaos around them, his explanation or him calling her by name that made her feel so didn't matter though. Weiss was worried about him, but he wasn't in trouble Pyrrha ensured that… All this confusion changed to rage and fear. And he found himself angry at Weiss, for worrying about him when it was Pyrrha who needed them!

"Don't worry about me!" He shouted with so much force that his head became light and he struggled to stand leaning against the nearest wall. It was almost laughable how quickly the rage left his form after that and shifted to anxiety not for himself, but her. His father always told him a true man never begs yet the whimper came out so easily.

"Please… You have to save Pyrrha."

"We will." The smallest spec of hope emerged at the heiress's words.

"Are you okay?" In retrospect she was only concerned, yet to him… those words mocked inducing what remnants of frustration remained. With a yell he threw his scroll before he fell to his knees. Pleading once more to who he didn't know…

However, those desperate pleads were to soon cut off as a shadow flew over him he looked up and saw it then… A Grimm, it was massive shaped like a dragon twisted by the darkness. The colossal beast then circled the CCT before landing upon it. What he thought he could do he didn't know all he did know was that before he could think he was running towards it.

Weiss, Ruby…Pyrrha!

Weiss and Ruby were heading there and Pyrrha, Pyrrha was already there fighting that Woman!

No!

Jaune picked up his speed ignoring how his legs pleaded for him to stop. However, his fear and panic became a beacon drawing in any and all nearby Grimm. A Beowulf routed him coming between him and the road there, what happened next was so fast. All his fear and rage mixed and combined birthing a desperate determination. Gripping his family’s heirloom, he swung with all his might.

And in response Crocea Mors tore through flesh and blood alike cleaving apart the Grimm the air screeching as it bisected the soulless monster. Each step he took was opposed by the creature of Grimm the scurge upon society, the very things Pyrrha was training him to fight. Yet at that moment they didn't matter, none of this mattered.

"Get out of my way!" His aura flared in response to his soul. From the roaring arc a bright radiance emerged threatening to engulf the Grimm before him. They backed away a step seemingly fearful of the light however Jaune didn't see that all he saw was what stood in his way. The world went blurry as the Arc roared like a beast swinging Crocea Mors wildly.

Beowulves, Ursa and Creepers alike were cut to pieces by the blade named death. In his mine their names kept repeating driving his every desperate step. As he begun to make out the CCT a bit better he saw it small, faint glyphs beginning to line up along the CCT's side.

Glyphs? Weiss!

His legs picked up speed as he pushed every ounce of stamina he could into his sprint.

Please…

He then saw his first friend in Beacon rush up the glyphs towards the tower top.

Please…

The spec begun to expand as he felt hope begun to seethe throughout his body.

"Save her!"

However, as soon as the words left his lips, he saw it. A bright silver light the same shade as Ruby's eyes enveloped the CCT accompany by an inhuman cry of despair. Yet, even so, he recognized it, it was Ruby's, at that moment he didn't know how he knew… he just did.

The knight stopped and looked to the light his body trembling as his aura the representation of his soul begun to ripple.

"Pyrrha?" Crocea Mors fell from his grasp landing roughly against the floor as he fell to his knees his eyes never parting from the beautiful yet despairing silver streams of light.

"Pyrrha…" The trembling increased as tears begun to cloud his eyes.

"PYRRHA!" Slowly the light began to retreat to its source Jaune never looked away from it… He didn't know what possibly compelled him to step forward in that state, no he did it was just impossible. The disillusion that she'd be there. That Pyrrha would be waiting up there, waiting for him, each step felt like a mile and each breath was suffocating. He didn't bother looking for Weiss, not that she was there anymore. Slowly he took the stair up his mind only running on the sole impossible hope.

Do you have any spots left on your team?

"Please brothers…" The arc stepped before the door it was locked back that hardly mattered.

Jaune, you know if you ever need help, you can just ask.

"I'll never ask for anything of you again…" He tackled it with all the force his worn body could manage.

Jaune, everybody needs a little push from time to time. It doesn't make you any different from the rest of us.

"So please…" The door dented Jaune readied himself again

Your team really misses their leader, you know.

"Don't let me be too late… please." The door was forced open the lock shattering from the force.

"…Pyrrha…"

Then let me help you!

Your stance is all wrong. You need to be wider and lower to the ground.

Come on! I know you get frustrated, but you must keep trying.

Just one more time… please let me hear her one more time… let me have made it on time!

You can't get it wrong if it's the truth.

Yet when he looked before him there was nothing…

She's wasn’t here…

He took a weak step forward, in his hearts of hearts he feared he'd find her body but he didn’t… hope once more sparked. Maybe Ruby had reached her in time, maybe they'd manage to reach the evacuation.

'Clink'

The sound was simple and common, the tinge of metal, However, what the Arc stepped on was certainly not that.

That's what I like about you: when we met, you didn't even know my name; you treated me like anyone else. And thanks to you, I've made friendships that will last a lifetime.

Looking down he felt his heart catch in his chest.

When I think of destiny, I don't think of a predetermined fate you can't escape. But rather... some sort of final goal, something you work towards your entire life.

He kneeled taking it in his hands their trembling increasing as he did.

I want you to know that I am happy to be a part of your life.

He looked into it to see his tear ridden face reflected in the bronze circlet she had always worn. Pyrrha’s circlet, something she never took off… And he knew….

I'll always be here for you Jaune.

Effort is not always rewarded, and good does not always triumph, Pressing the Circlet to his chest the knight keeled over as tears begun to flow like rain all the while his body shook…

"Pyrrha…”

I know this can be frustrating, and it can feel like so much effort to progress such a small amount.

"Please… Please no…”

But I want you to know that I'm proud of you.

“You were supposed to be Huntress a hero…”

You've grown so much since we started training.

" it should've been me..."

Do you have any spots left on your team?

"It Should've Been Me!"

I'm sorry

"PYRRHA!"

As his cries filled the air the knight relived his greatest sins… that he dared to believe he was ever more than a failure… even now he was the damsel and she was the hero who saved him… and all it cost her was her life.

All his pain and sorrow begun to empty, TO BURN as his soul ignited, as the white beautiful hue of his aura begun to crackle, to ignited like a vengeful plasma instead of the gentle streams of light. He cried out so loud his throat bled, the circlet warping in his grip as it’s metal tore into his clenching fist.

His body burned, his soul trembled and his emotions spilled over into his erratic aura, it happened as his aura retreated into the roaring Arc before he surged out once more transformed, it’s nature altered, it’s purpose violent and light a deep gold, the air distorted and the ground beneath trembled and shook.

He struck the flooring and it gave, the building shattering, collapsing with him within, the Grimm all turned towards it, ceasing their attack, the aggression as something directed them, something new yet paradoxically ancient.

Fear for a power beyond them, Jaune looked up, a new state of being engulfing him, his entire body feeling tense, feelings full of unexplored power, but it all meant nothing… He didn’t know what this was, nor saw how he changed, how his aura now surged violently, it’s nature prone to violence, how his hair stood on end, shining brightly, producing light bright golden glow.

He could feel strength in every pour of his being, but it meant nothing… whatever this was, whatever it meant… It was far too late.

He looked at the circlet, at Pyrrha’s circlet, distorted from his grip, crimsoned by his blood and warped by the sheer heat of his new violent aura… Even now… He couldn’t change anything…

“Well now, looks like we found our own natural Super Saiyan, isn’t that splendid Lord Champa?” He turned and saw two… Being? Because they couldn’t be people, one was some kind of bipedal feline while the other was… blue?

“Eh, he doesn’t seem all that strong, he looks weaker Cabba in his base form?”

“Yes, it would appear so, Something seems to be affecting the amount of S-Cells he has… Hmm? Oh, it appears the residence of this planet adapted a certain body cultivation technique that allows them to more easily manipulate their Ki. It’s somewhat like how Yardratians do but seems less intentional.” What, what were they talking about…

“Who Are You!?” They ignored him.

“Hmm? Do you think he’ll be any good then, we do need better fighters in case their another Tournament of Power… But at this strength I feel like recruiting Saiyans from Sadal would be a better use.”

“Now lord Champa while I do see your point, this Saiyan hybrid does seem to possess more S-Cells then even Cabba. And let it not be forgotten that the transformation did come naturally to him.” She spared him a observant look and snarled, his anger growing as they went on and on about crap he didn’t know!

Saiyans, S-Cells? The Hell were they talking about!? And why weren’t the Grimm here attacking them and him for that matter!

“Yes, I do believe this one has quite the wealth of potential.” She nodded, seeming to have decided on something.

“Lord Champa I would like to employ a similar curriculum to what my brother imposes on those two Saiyans of his.”

“You kidding right, you want us to take this monkey with us?” Take him? Did they mean like kill… Wait, that was it? They were trying to kill him, to kill hunters… Like Cinder, where they, where they her collaborators!  His gripped tightened on his sword, Crocea Mors distorting as aura subconsciously poured into the vibrating blade.

He swung it and aura cleaved outta the blade, bright and violent, it was something Blake had mentioned doing before. And now, now he could do it too!

“Well now isn’t this surprising?” It struck them… And did nothing…

“I was sure he wasn’t capable of ki projectile techniques.”

“Hmph, if you can call that a projectile, then again, if that had so much as ruffled my fur he’d be erased by now…” A odd, terrifying aura seeped from the purple cat and Jaune found himself unable to stand as a fresh new terror filled his soul. Somehow, somehow he just knew this thing couldn’t be working with Cinder, because if it was, then they’d already be dead…

“Huh? What’s happened to him Vados? Why is he on his knees now, I thought you said this planet was closed off from the outer space, he shouldn’t know who I am?”

“Well, I think he can sense you power Lord Champa?”

“Wait, how can he do that? He’s definitely not a Super Saiyan God… R-right?” The woman shook her head.

“No, I believe this might have something to do with this… Aura technique this planet’s species employ? It really is quite fascinating.”

“What, what are you…” They both turned seeing the blonde hybrid look up to them, it was clear he new the gulf of power between them. The laughable distance between himself and a literal god. And yet he asked, it was impressive since he clearly knew the extent of power of the being he dared asked questions to.

Vados choose then to speak to her newest interest.

“This is Lord Champa, The God of Destruction of Universe 6, and I am Vados his attendant.” He boy stared at her.

“A… A god?” She nodded.

“Yes, and we came her because we detected something, you in fact, it is quite rare for a Saiyan to natural ascend to Super Saiyan let alone a hybrid like yourself between a Saiyan and… Hmm? So this plants refers to you as Dustlings?”

“Saiyan? What, what is that?”

“A species breed for combat that are quite capable and adaptive to their environments, it would appear you have traces of them in your ancestry? I heard they use to send their young to planets in despair back in the good old days. I supposed you ancestor must have been one such individual.” His, his head hurt.. What was happening…

“You, your lying you have to be…”

“Do I, I assure you Lord champa is in fact a God.”

“Then Bring Pyrrha Back!” He shouted, it was the first thing to come to mind and the woman’s features pitched.

“I’m afraid Lord Champa isn’t a God of Creation, quite the opposite actually.”

“I knew it, you were lying…” He didn’t care, even if they were god, what did it matter, if they couldn’t help then he wanted nothing to do with them. Until the woman spoke up again.

“I however can revive this… Pyrrha you speak of.” He looked to her.

“You… You can?” She nodded.

“It would be a simple task.” She moved tapping her staff against the circlet and suddenly it was reform back to it’s natural state, he stared at it in disbelief as she continued.

“However I do not do things for free simple as they may be.” He looked to her.

“What do you want?” She smiled, Vados knowing this was how things needed to play out, she already had a excellent grasp on this hybrid’s personality. Knew what would convince him.

“I will revive your ‘Pyrrha’ in exchange for your cooperation as a candidate to compete in tournament between our and Universe 9 in several months.”

“I still say this is a waste of time, are we seriously going to replace Auta Magetta with this weakling?” Vados thought spoke in the Arc’s defense.

“Megetta’s weakness is well known after the tournament of Power and those wolf brothers of Universe 9 all have rather sharp tongues.” Champa had nothing to that… So Vados continued.

“I can easily displace time to extend his training as if it were in a time chamber, I am confident he can catch up to Cabba if properly incentive, and if not…”

“then I’ll erase him, fine, but only if we stop by earth, I have been craving some good food.” Vados smiled then.

“I have splendid news then it would appear this planet as a near identical cuisine culture.”

“Why Didn’t You Start With That!?” Jaune had no idea what was happen right now, he could barely keep up with that these supposed gods were saying… In fact he was almost positive he died when that building collapsed and this all had to be some sort of death induced dream…

But maybe, maybe this wasn’t a dream and well, if it was, if this was some sort of delusion his dying brain was creating why would matter what he did. But if it were real then why would he hesitate.

“If you can actual do it, if you revive Pyrrha.” He kneeled, slamming his head to the ground.

“THEN I’LL DO ANYTHING!!! SO PLEASE!!!” Vados smiled evilly, she did not understand human emotion but she knew how to properly use them.

“Very well.” She moved her cane again, tapping the circlet and suddenly outta nowhere… Pyrrha appeared, laying there, asleep, wearing it.

“There, now I do hope you will follow your end of the deal I would hate to-” She stopped and looked into his eyes that met her’s tears streaming down them as he nodded.

“I will… You, you.” He shook, holding in his arms, she was alive, she, she was really here in his hold…

“You brought her back… You kept your words, so I’ll do that same as soon as I know she’ll be safe.”

“Hmm, I suppose that fair enough, she moved grabbing his shoulder and her’s and then they all just disappeared and next thing he knew they were in a snowly place, by a beach, wait, he, he recognized this place.

“Argus?”

“It would appear someone with a similar energy to this girls lives her, I assume it’s her progenitor?” He looked to her, she really was a god?

“No no, I’m merely Angel.”

“Did, did you just read my mind?”

“And if I did?” He, he didn’t know what to answer with, but she apparently did.

“Come now, I think we should secure food that’ll please Lord Champa’s palate. It would improve his impression of you by a great deal if we did.”

“I mean… If it’ll I can cook.”

“Can you now.” He nodded, eager to make himself useful to them, to the people who saved Pyrrha.

“Yeah I’m pretty good at it to, my mom and sisters got me into it.” She nodded.

“I do think Lord Champa’s opinion of you will change quite quickly.”

So quick note, Jaune is insanely weak compared to the cast of DBZ, yes he unlocked Super Saiyan but that is more because of his S-Cells being so high due to his unique physiology as a Dustling Hybrid who already has natural access to his inner strength via aura.

In terms of Power Imma say Jaune about as strong as Mercenary Tao at around 200. Because honestly Chi Chis is at 130 and I think Jaune's a bit stronger then her with aura.

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Papa Vasilias: Wait Wait Wait! Seriously you still haven't gotten in the monkey's pants?

Ariel: Don't Call Him That!

Papa Vasilias: What? He's the one who insisted I do it, honestly I always sorta figured you were gonna revenge fuck him to get back at me. He's the only guy I know who gots sicker abs then me.

Ariel: Sun Isn't Like you Seidon, he not so shallow as to dip his wick in the first girl to show interest.

Papa Vasilias: First off, hurtful... But fair. Second off you ain't just anyone, and that was before I made ya a Milf.

Ariel: *Eyes Narrow* What's your point.

Papa Vasilias: He's a teen and freaking monkey Ariel, it isn't that hard to figure him out. take out a banana, kiss it, suck on it and then swallow the damn thing whole. We both know you can... If he ain't in your room that night it means he swings for the other team.. I'm only raciest if it doesn't work, and trust me, I've been with enough Faunus to know I'm not a bigot

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Bro Code

Neptune: Dude.

Sun: What's ups man?

Neptune: You know you can date my mom right?

Sun:…

Neptune:…

Sun: No can do bro code first and foremost

Neptune: Dude… I'm getting 'Really' sick of my mom walking around in 'Ugh' sexy outfits. And do you seriously think she swallowing bananas whole cuz that's how she usually eats them...

Sun: I mean...

Neptune: Dude Please! I'm Begging Here!

Why do I have to be my mom's Wingman!?

Neptune: GAWD DAMMIT SUN! DO IT ALREADY I'M SICK OF SEEING MY MOM HIT ON YOU!!!

Sun: But The Bro Co-

Neptune: I'M GIVING YOU A PASS!!!

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A White Knights Maiden's Serenade

A day late to post Jaune's Birthday Serenade but oh well

Jaune didn't know a lot of things mind you, he knew his biggest weakness was ignorance, his lack of knowledge had gotten him in to trouble quite a few times admittedly. Like how he didn't know about aura, if Pyrrha hadn't speared him to a tree at Initiation he would've been long dead.

However it also rarely served as his biggest boon, after all he had misunderstood Weiss Schnee's off handed insult to Ruby about him as a genuine compliment. On look her way and he was smitten, utterly and truly in love with the icy huntress-in-training.

And once more his ignorance worked in his favor because if he had had any idea who Weiss had been before he met her he would've never thought he had a chance. But thankfully he hadn't and by the time he did learn how amazing Weiss was he was already way to hopelessly in love with her.

He always had thought his dad was kinda embarrassing when he talked about how much of a hopeless case he was for his mom but well… Apparently he wasn't much better… Maybe even worse.

But well, it worked out for him hadn't it, by some miracle he'd managed to widdle down his Snow Angel's icy defenses and actually convince her to go out with him… The weirdest part was he did it without actually trying to. Who'd though it would be a song that'd get her, and one that he hadn't ever intended to sing to her…

But well, he knew not to look a gift horse in the mouth, and besides the result was certainly something he was sure no man would complain about. After all he was dating Weiss, said girl currently tugging him along by his sleeve, having pulled him away as soon as classes stopped.

Most people might've refused to just be so easily guided away or at the very least asked what was happening but well, he knew Weiss, she could be a bit bossy but he was sure wherever she was taking him it couldn't be too bad. It was his birthday after all, and while he hadn't expected much he really should've.

Waking up to Nora fully decorating there room and cheering for his birthday had been a shocker of a morning but a altogether pleasant surprise. Ren even made him pancakes… that Nora didn't steal from him… At least no until he blew out the candles on them, and even then she still left him half.

Heck Ruby had even gotten him the new Issue of 'The Huntsman' as a present, Yang had teased Weiss over this something about Ruby being more thoughtful then his own girlfriend. But he didn't mind, he made it pretty clear that all he really wanted from Weiss was to maybe spend some time with her.

He didn't really like it when she spent money on him, after all he liked her way before he knew she was filthy rich and it didn't matter to much to him anyways. And that all lead to now as she dragged him along with her. Outside the building and near…

"Hey, isn't this were the Vytal Festival was?" He looked to the area that had docked Amity back during the Vytal Festival, it had been a few months since then, he smirked at the memory, he was still pretty bad though Pyrrha assured him that was just compared to his team but he was sure she was just sugar coating it.

The past few wins he'd gotten against other students had to be a coincidence right? Right?

"Arc! Will You Sanp Out Of It Already!" He blinked looking over to Weiss, his Snow Angel annoyed but also cutely flustered.

"Sorry Snow Angel was just thinking back on the Tournament is all." Weiss crossed her arms her eyes narrowing slightly telling him she wasn't happy to hear that.

"I see, so looking at this spot only makes you remember that and nothing else…" It wasn't a question, not really, he could tell by the tone of Weiss's voice, she was fishing for something and Jaune rarely liked disappointing the heiress. So he looked around and spotted it, a tree, their tree.

"Hey, that's where you eavesdropping on me isn't it?"

"I Did No Such Thing!?" He smiled, he knew he was gonna pay for it later, but Weiss was just perfection when she was a bit flustered, her flawless pale skin flushed red with embarrassment. Still his honest thoughts ended up slipping out as he pressed his hand to the tree trunk.

"This is where a miracle happened…"

"What are you on about Jaune?" He smiled, it was honest and wide.

"I mean we started going right, how is that not a blessing from my own personal Snow Angel."

"…" Oh crap…

"S-sorry, I guess that was pretty cheesy Huh?" Her face was a bit redder but her eyes were stern and warning as she suddenly pointed down.

"Sit Dolt." Yep, she was mad, and he was gonna do everything to make her not mad, which in this case meant sitting his Arc booty down at the tree's base. He looked up to her, his heiress's arms crossed as she looked down at him.

Honestly… It was kinda hot, what? He was a healthy teenage boy dating a fairytale like beauty, quite literally in his opinion the fairest maiden in all of Remnant.

"Are you ready Dolt." He tilted his head.

"Ready, for what?"

"You present obviously."

"You got me a present for my birthday?" Now Weiss looked insulted.

"Did you honestly think I didn't get you one Arc?"

"Well, I mean I told you I didn't need anything Weiss." Weiss rolled her eyes visibly annoyed.

"Yes yes, again with that prattle about not needing anything from your Snow Angel."

"I never said I didn't need anything from you for my birthday Weiss, I just wanted you to spend it with me, that's worth more then anything you can buy." He meant it to, even this right now was worth all the comics in the world to him.

"Y-you idiot…." She couldn't look him in the eyes, he would've been worried she was angry at him if it didn't make her look so damn cute.

"Well, I still am giving you something, something nobody else can claim they've received." Holy crap, how expensive this gonna be? He was already sweating at the thought, trying to figure out how to reject the present.

"So Promise me you receive it gratefully." Crap… She knew exactly what to say to make sure he cherished it…

"Y-yeah… 'Heh' I promise… Arc's word…" She gave a little nod.

"Good, RUBY!"

"Got it!"

"Wait What!?" Suddenly Rose petals few around the place, as other things suddenly appeared out from them, several speakers? Okay, now he was really confused. Ruby suddenly stopped, her task seemingly done as she smiled at her bestie above the restie.

"Okay, Imma go back and guard the west side to make sure nobody bothers you." Wiess nodded.

"Good… And, thankyou Ruby, tell your sister and Blake the same." Ruby grinned.

"No problem Weiss, were friends after all, we'd have done this even if you hadn't offered to pay us."

"Are you saying you don't want the lien." Suddenly the Reapette looked sheepish.

"I mean… I do, there's a really awesome Barrel upgrade I've been wanting for Crescent Rose… B-but if you don't wanna I'll sti-"

"'Sigh' It was a joke Ruby, no go… And truly, thank you." With a wide innocent grin Ruby launched off as quick as she came. Kinda like Nora, but with less property damage.

"Hey, were do you think your looking Dolt." He turned back to see Weiss standing there, swiping through her Scroll, seeming to search for something.

"You should be giving you prioritizing me right now Arc, I won't do this twice, so you best keep your eyes and ears on me."

"Huh? Wait, what do you mean I thought your were gonna give me a present?" She nodded.

"Yes, one that neither money nor my father could get their hands on… Oum knows he's tried."

"And, what's that?" She smiled, a tinge of smugness showing in her expression.

"Tell me Jaune, do you remember what you told me when you heard my music?" Well obviously, it was amazing! He only wished he could've heard her prefor-

"No way…" He looked to her with utter amazement and Weiss seemed to drink his expression in as she spoke.

"Now sit there and listen well, you are the only person who'll hear this song, so listen well." He wanted to say something but simply didn't dare say the words, not when it might result in this dream come true not happening.

Weiss seemed to find what she was looking for as she suddenly pressed play on her scroll, he knew this because suddenly the speakers came to life. And a piano begun to play, a violin sounding in the background, the sound was somber and then Weiss closed her eyes took a deep breath before looking to him and parting her lips and changing his world yet again for the better.

(Don't Think Twice by Utada Hikaru)

Weiss: 'How did I live in a kingdom of thieves And people who say things they don't really mean, really mean'

She could see plainly see the awe plastered across her Dolt's face, really, he had the worst poker face, a dolt like him wouldn't last a minute in negotiations with a Atlesian or worse yet able to scheme for his life… That thought made her fight off a small smile. She only hopped this didn't go to his big empty head.

Weiss: 'You're only everything I ever dreamed Ever dreamed of, ever dreamed of You must be kidding me, did you really think I could say no'

Yes, she, she liked, no… She loved this Dolt, and maybe it was okay if this present went to his head at least a little bit, he was getting a personal serenade from Atlas's top idol after all… And in her opinion he deserved it, because he truly thought he didn't.

Weiss: 'I want you for a lifetime So if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know Everything is just right But if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know'

Jaune struggled to do anything really, he wanted to record this, it was practically criminal that he wasn't, but at the same time, doing anything else but taking in his angel's melodic words seemed downright sinful… And frankly, he wanted to dedicate every fiber to listening to her, to enjoying Weiss's beautiful voice that stirred his soul so deeply.

Tear begun to trickle down her face, and he moved, moved to hold her, to stop the song, because as beautiful as her serenade was keeping her happy took priority. But the petite singer moved her paradoxically long left leg pressing it against his chest, pushing him back against the tree. He almost complained until he met her gaze and saw her smiling at him as she continued.

Weiss: 'I really don't get what everyone else believes So why do I say things I don't really mean, really mean I'm only crying 'cause I never dreamed It'd take this long, it'd take this long'

Slowly her leg pulled back and was met by the appropriate action as he sat just like she wanted him to, like she needed him to. She had planned this after all, every step and action down to the minute and she would not have the Dolt himself ruin his own present. Not if she had anything to say about it.

Weiss: 'I want you for a lifetime So if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know Everything is just right But if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know'

She keep her eyes trained on her Dolt's with every word she sung, making sure to get her intentions through loud and clear enough for his thick dense head. She knew him after all, and she had decided she would not let him go, she would cling to him as stubbornly and desperately as her father did with his delusion of being ta Schnee.

Apparently the old adage was true, love truly did make people do stupid things… But she supposed her doltish knight was worth it.

Weiss: 'Don't think twice, don't think twice Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice'

There was a tinge of plea in each words, demanding he'd not just hear her words, but understand them. Understand her. She wanted, needed him to know these feelings, to make it abundantly clear to him.

Weiss: 'If you want to take it to an even higher level All you gotta do is say the word, you know I'll follow If you wanna take it to an even higher level I don't, I don't bite'

She could feel his gaze over her, as he took in all of her, her voice, her appearance and her beautiful words. Like always she felt like she was all the Dolt saw in the world and she utilized that to it's full effect.

Weiss: 'If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible All you gotta do is say the word, the walls will crumble If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible'

She begun to close the little distance between them, several simple steps and she stood over him, looking down on him just like the angel he always proclaimed her to be.

Weiss: 'I want you for a lifetime So if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know Everything is just right But if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know'

She lowered herself down to him, her knees not landing on glass though but instead settling on the denim of his jeans as she keep her at level with his.

Weiss: 'Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times Cross the line'

Each word as much a plea as it was a demand, as she came that much closer scooting herself up on his ridiculously bulky body. How a noodle like him could've gained this much heft ina few months still left her confused.

Weiss: 'Don't think twice, don't think twice Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice'

Her breath caressed him as she sung every note in such a low loving tone, and finally he moved, cupping her face.

Weiss: 'Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times Cross the line'

Each pause between lyrics were caught by a single peck, a loving kiss and the third a longer slightly more indulgent liplock.

Weiss: 'Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times Be mine'

He repeated the actions, just as she did the words, her having to reluctantly push him off just long enough to finish her serenade. Weiss Schnee refused to cut it short after all, nothing less then the perfect present would do for his birthday

Weiss: 'Don't think twice, don't think twice Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice'

The second the song finished she moved, with admittedly a bit of zeal and kissed him, just because she wanted to finish what she started didn't mean she didn't want to continue what he had started either…

Several, possibly dozens of minutes passed like that, of them sharing a more sensual time together, locking lips, kissing as they squeezed and cuddle against one another. What! She was a perfectly healthy young woman and Arc was… Rather appealing to her, more so since he accidently forgot to shave and she insisted he continued to and maintain his slowly building stubble.

Still there would assuredly be nothing more then,,, making out, nothing inappropriate mind you, they were in public after all. It happened as they broke lips to catch their breath, as she rested her head against his broad chest. As she heard his powerful heart beat, it quickened from their exploits, him needing to catch his breath more then herself since his lungs hadn't adjusted to years of professional singing.

She was content like that, until he begun to move, she turned to glare up at him, ready to demand he behave and let them continue to cuddle for at least another hour. After all they had two until the reservations for the restaurant came up and she was sure they could make it there in one hour.

"What are you doing?" However as always Jaune seemed keen on throwing a curveball the heiress way as he smiled using Crocea Mors to… Carve a 'J' into the tree, the letter inside a giant clumsily carved-in heart.

"Is that a Arborglyph?"

"A what now? I was just gonna carve our names in this tree… Cuz y'know, this is sorta where it all started…" She sighed, the Dolt didn't even realize that was exactly what he was saying.

Without warning she get off him, breaking her perfectly scheduled plan to type into her Scroll.

"Weiss? Are, are you mad?" With several presses of her button it was done and her locker came slamming down beside them making Jaune jump in place. It opened to reveal Mytenaster and she seized the weapon instantly and went about her work, compared to his crudely written letter her Initials were far more refined. As was the Schee Family Crest she drew right under it and his own emblem she put beneath his.

And like that it was done and she pointed him right back down to sit and took her well deserved seat pulling out her Scroll to look up the needed date once more.

"Honestly, always making such work for me Arc."

"What? What do you mean Snow Angel?"

"do you not know anything about Dendrology? Making Silvaglyphs damages the tree Dolt."

"IT DOES!?" Now he looked panicked, he really didn't know did he… Of course he didn't, otherwise knowing him he'd never have done so.

"We broke the protective layer of it, that can allow diseases in if not fungus to take root, not to mention your amateurish work surely caused some cellular damage to the insides which can effect its ability to transport nutrients." Now he looked utterly panicked.

"Wha-What do we do!?"

"Calm down I'm scheduling a Arborists as we speak."

"Is that like a… Tree doctor?" She looked to him, seeing his genuinely curious face, it was quite difficult not to smile or laugh at it.

"Y-yes Jaune, a 'Tree Doctor' Now sit quietly so I can do this quickly." He nodded obeying but not before saying on last thing.

"'Heh' Whoa Weiss, I guess you really like trees huh. I learned something knew about you today."

"Dolt, I don't particularly like tree."

"Huh? But then why the aborist-" She refused to answer him, after all if the Dolt couldn't figure that out himself she was not gonna embarrass herself by explaining…

Arborglyph held meaning after all, there was a reason lovers so adored the idea of carving their vows of love in the wood of strong trees… So it could represent their love, growing ever stronger as the tree did…

Honestly… Now she was going to have to go and hire a gardener and get him access to Beacon grounds… Why did her Dolt act without thinking so often.

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A White Knight's Unintended Serenade

Weiss stomped out of the arena, wanting to be as far away from it as possible, anger filling her, righteous justified anger. All towards one individual, Neptune Vasilias, her boyfriend, or perhaps not… She hissed through her teeth as frustration claimed her. A lesser girl might've cried but not her, she was just angry.

The man who'd she found a splendid affection towards, attended the dance with and indulged in the company of had decided it be only reasonable to flirt with girl in front of her. Live, on TV, shamelessly to she might add.

Now she might be able to forgive some nervous flirting, Neptune had done so once or twice with the passing girl after the dance and their coupling. He meant nothing by it he reassured as he apologized. She could forgive that, a wink or to and a flash of his smile, surely those where nothing to get angry about, annoyed sure but nothing more.

The blue-haired Mistralian was a surprisingly shy person prone to being flirtatious and while that was 'very' mentally taxing she did enjoy his company… But today was different, today he flirted with an entire team, in public, on TV, During the Vytal Festival's Tournament! Hundreds of people in the audience saw him, not to mention the Thousands watching. She'd imagine it wouldn't take long for them to find out the two were dating the media tended to stick to her like Blake did Tuna a negative to her fame as a former singer and fortune.

So her father would be hearing about it and she could practically hear Whitley's backhanded praises. Oh Gods what about Winter! She was coming here today! Her eyes caught the big screen then, showing team SSSN waving about smiles on their faces while Neptune shot his winning smile team NDGO's way towards the leader Nebula. She felt her eye twitch before her shoulder's slumped,

"'sigh' Idiot…" Whether the remark was truly towards him or herself remained to be seen though slowly she begun to think that was fitting… Why had she crushed so hard on the flirt again, good looks and mannerisms most likely and his confidence certainly hadn't hurt.

"I'm such a idiot…" Her first crush, a bittersweet memory in the makings it would seem.

She heard it then, the strum of a guitar and looked about until she finally spotted it a familiar mess of blonde hair. He sat against a pillar her just out of his line of sight, she saw it him looking to the screen more than a hint of anger clear in his eyes.

"You idiot." She saw Jaune typing into his scroll anger swelling as he did before he switched it off and put it away.

"Oh we are gonna have a talk about this Vasilias." That earned a raise of her brow, had they been so close as to share Scroll numbers, she knew Jaune had made a good report with the cerulean haired Mistralian but even so. With a huff he sat a annoyed frown on his face.

"'sigh' Damn jerk, I sure Snow Angel saw it to… Dammit, No Jaune, Weiss no more of that nickname, your supposed to be getting over her." She sighed in relief, at least it appeared as though Arc was on her side of this, and as a bonus he'd quit calling her by Neptune's nickname for her. She blinked before recalling it was actually Arc who coined the name first. And suddenly a wave of guilt hit, nothing to bad but certainly a recurring feeling since the Dance.

Her and Jaune and never gotten along… She had never gotten along, Jaune had been 'painfully' trying to get along 'very' well with her. Admittedly considering that she'd left him for dead during Initiation it was far from the worst response he could given. She'd been courted her whole life, she knew the reason, the why he'd want to involve himself with her… or she had thought she did… Admittedly she was wrong, Jaune was sincere, or at least had been if his word were to be believed.

A while she would say he certainly annoyed her with all his attempts at courting her, knowing they were genuine gave her no small amount of guilt for her responses. Especially after he put her first instead of taking her when she was at her emotionally lowest moment. Well now was as good a time as any to apologize, she readied to make way to him only to pause again when he strummed his guitar once more.

"And now I'm thinking about Sno- Weiss!, I'm thinking about Weiss, greaattt 'sigh' well… everyone's inside the arena so why not do some therapeutic singing, right? And now I'm talking to myself." She smiled at the monologue the knight was giving himself not helping but to hide despite her intent, he really wasn't so bad, similar to Ruby if not a tad bit more simple.

"Well… might as well since I got Weiss on the brain." The guitar begun to release a clear repeating tone, it was simple but pleasant none the less before he strum another beat into it as well. And finally, he gave voice to the secret song.

(Where Is Your Boy - Acoustic Version by Fall Out Boy)

Jaune: 'When I wake up I'm willing to take my chances on The hope I forget That you hate him more than you notice I wrote this for you

You need him. I could be him I could be an accident but I'm still trying That's more than I can say for him'

She paused, since when could he sing, perhaps he'd been nervous when he played for her? Regardless the words made it clear who he was talking about.

Jaune: 'Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Maybe he won't find out what I know You were the last good thing about this part of town'

There was want in his tone as he sung, a plea but also a sad acceptance.

Jaune: 'Someday I'll appreciate in value Get off my ass and call you In the meantime I'll sport my Brand new fashion of waking up with pants on At 4:00 in the afternoon

You need him. I could be him I could be an accident but I'm still trying That's more than I can say for him'

The word were less than flattering to himself and yet they certainly conveyed his mood, how he felt and how much it hurt him to let her go, and yet he did and was trying as well.

Jaune: 'Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Maybe he won't find out what I know You were the last good thing about this part of town'

As he strum his guitar she looked out seeing the screen, seeing Neptune with his team shooting the all-girl team more playful winks as she was sure he was saying something particularly witty to the four. Her heart ached at the sight the song only serving to make it that much clearer.

Jaune: 'Won't find ou- He won't find out'

How lucky he was to have her.

Jaune: 'Won't find ou- He won't find out'

And how stupid he was being.

Jaune: 'Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Maybe he won't find out what I know You were the last good thing about this part of town'

Neptune looked off to the crowds then and she saw as his face paled, most likely from seeing Ruby or more likely Yang shooting him a 'very' unpleased look on her behalf. However she could only give the smallest of acknowledgement to the moment as no sooner did she close her eyes to further focus on her hearing.

To indulge on the serenade she was never meant to receive from the loser of the battle for her heart, the one who didn't take the chance to use her emotions to his benefit when most others would… He was so odd, no, perhaps it was her, so use to powerplays, second agendas and others focusing on what they could gain… He never thought that way did he, always pursuing her for just being her.

Jaune: ' Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman Maybe he won't find out what I know You were the last good thing about this part of town'

The pain was evident as the guitars sad yet enchanting tune died out, and as she watched the screen and saw Neptune retreat with his team instead of looking for her she frowned. Again he was avoiding her because of something stupid that a simple dialogue could solve. Just like at the dance…

"'sigh'" She heard the sound of grass shuffling and Jaune grunt as he lifted himself up..

"Man, I wish I could be a little bit more like him and less like me…If I could see that smile, 'heh… sniff' dammit, don't let them see you cry man" She paused, was he honestly that hurt by this, by the choice he made or bowing out of his pursuit of her, he'd wanted to be hers sop much and yet he gave up. Not because he was failing to entice her Oum knows if that was the case he'd have stopped all the way back to those days in the locker room just before Initiation.

Nor because he wanted to, clearly he hadn't if not by the song then by the tears he'd shed even now. No he'd done so entirely for her benefit, it was stupid… And illogical and utterly naive, but it was also…

"Arc!" Jaune stiffened before turning to meet the surprising sight of the girl he'd just sung about staring him down with icy blue eyes.

" Weiss? Uh, h-how long have you been there?" She didn't answer at least not in the traditional sense as she stepped forward inches away from him looking up and realizing he wasn't that much shorter than Neptune. He looked flushed, whether that was from her or the vocal exercise he'd just preformed was anyone's guess. Regardless she acted a her nailed point his chest and she looked to him with the utmost seriousness.

"Tonight you will be escorting me through town." He blinked half confused and half in disbelief.

" Wha-what?"

"I don't believe I stuttered you dolt." She turned on her heels then as to keep her blush from sight.

"You will be picking me up at 8, no sooner and don't you dare try to be fashionably late, understood?"

"I-what? Uh I mean yeah! O-okay!" Despite the clear surprise in his voice the excitement was all to easy to hear.

"But, What about… Neptune?" He paused as she rose her fingers to her lips and thought of his face as she'd looked to him, to the mouth that'd sung his truest feelings. Honestly it'd been hard, the urge to raise to her toetips had certainly been there but…

"I will be single by the time of our date." She could text him the breakup but she was hardly so cruel, no Vasilias deserved a proper breakup, one that just maybe would be for the best for the both of them.

"So then, Jaune, your answer?"

"I, y-yes, I'll, I'll be there!" She nodded.

"Good, and please reframe from wearing that hoodie of yours." And with that she was off out of sight and the moment she was she placed a hand to the wall as she breathed her face red and heart hammering like it's life depended on it. Her panic was momentarily broken when she heard Jaune cheer out a victorious unbelieving shout.

And hearing it she smiled slightly as her face reddened further as the meaning of her action finally truly sunk in and her face paled.

Ugh…Yang is going to milk this for all its worth…

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@zedwolf2020

Jaune: You only have six sisters? Lucky.

Ty Lee: Yeah, but, nobody can tell us apart...

Jaune: What are you talking about, I can always tell which is you Ty? You all don't look that identical? Not compared to Livia and Lapis

Ty Lee: 'Gasp' REALLY!? 😃

New Models Candidates

I'm not even gonna try to explain why, Look At Them!

If you can't see the appeal then nothing I can say is gonna effect it, but note these are the only ones from their respective series that I will make models for

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Schwarz: I never thought I'd say this… BUT WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING THE OLD MAN HAG!!!?

Bleiss: *Naked with Fiona* Who The Fuck Are You!?

Schwarz: I'm your son with the old ma-with Jaune Arc.

Bleiss: Jaune Arc? Who the fuck is that? Well, doesn't sound like a bitches name so no way I'd care. Now get lost, I don't care a bout dick so this obviously doesn't concern me.

Schwarz:…

What the Fuck Is Happening Right Now!? Somehow This Is Worse!!!

Schwarz: Okay, listen here Old Hag!

Bleiss: Like I said FUCK OF- Oh my god YOU FUCKING ADORBLE!!!?

Schwarz:… What?

Bleiss: But not in the hot way, but like…. Can I hug you.

Schwarz: WHAT!? NO YOUR NAKED!? NO LET GO!!!

-Alternatively-

Schwarz: Okay, listen here Old Hag! Shows Scroll Picture This is you husband! My Dad! So you Bet-

Bleiss: Like I said FUCK OF-…

Schwarz:… Um, Hag?

Bleiss: W-whose that…

Schwarz: That the old man… dad.

Bleiss: 'Gulp' and I… I get fucked by this stud. Bred? Sent to Slam Town, KNOCKED THE FUCK UP!?

Schwarz:… 'Sigh'

God Dammit old man…

I keep having this one idea Where the RWBabies go back in time Each from their own timeline but due to the same horrible event Their parents all that stands between them and the Brother Gods. The Relic combining to bring forth a single miracle, sending them to a time before the brother's return, before Remnant's destruction. The last thing they see being their mothers smile even as they face destruction and their fathers back as he shields them from the divine. He does not turn to them even as the plead for him but he speaks, perhaps his last sentence to them. "You are my pride, my joy, I love you, never forget that..." The world vanishes, the fire, the destruction, the death and despair leaving them now in in Vale's center, confused because they hadn't known the city to be so at peace since their youth... People stare at them confused as they draw a crowds attention... And they realize their parent's final gamble worked,

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The Difference Between Weiss & Bleiss: Jaune Reveal

-Weiss-

Weiss: ~Mature~

~Daddy~

*Proceeds with Canon Vol 9 Thirsting*

-Bleiss-

Bleiss: ~Daddy~

-Later-

Rusted Jaune: *Wakes Up* Bleiss?

Bleiss: *On top of Jaune* Darling if you aren't gonna fuck me then you better knock me out. Otherwise I can't be held responsible for what I'll do.

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You know what, that tracks. The is the most Ruby sounding thing I've heard in a while

The votes are in and with the score of 51% Ruby's best friend is

Nora: it gotta be Jaune, he was her first friend in beacon.

Yang: No it's weiss, they are partners after all.

Winter: Nonsense it's it's clearly penny, they both Share a special bond.

Ruby: well you are all wrong because......

......all three of them are my best friends

Thank you all for voting

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Politicians Torchwick 01

Lisa Lavander: Mister Torchwock what about the evidence revealing the thousands you've stolen from Valian public property and the upper districts.

Roman: Ah yes, I've never once denied my skill and taking some of the Kingdoms pie for myself. However Lisa I'm ashamed to admit that as much as I would love to brag about my exploits they pale in comparison to the millions of lien my competition has embezzled from the tax budget.

Lisa Lavander: So those documents you made public about your competitors to defame them were true.

Roman: Defame, oh my dear Lisa perish the thought. I just felt it was my duty as a fellow if not far less experienced theif to let my illustrious predecessors amazing feats go unseen.

Why, I need to steal from the rich and powerful while escaping pursuing Huntsman and our fine VPD. But that's nothing compared to them who still from the very people voting them into office with a honest to go smile on their face as they do. Truly a clap worthy Proformance wouldn't you say.

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 Another Knight of Lancaster’s Serenade (2nd Lancaster Song)

Prequel Fic

I'm really sorry guys, I wanted to make this Serenade longer and add more pictures... But I am fucking exhausted.

Jaune felt like crap, like the absolute scum of the earth, why you might ask, how could he, after all here he was in a village he’d saved from destruction. From the hordes of Grimm with his team, well that was easy… Because it was Valentine’s Day and he was here instead of spending it with his girlfriend.

Didn’t help that today was the day him and Ruby became a couple too, and yet he ditched her to come on this emergency mission. He wouldn’t couldn’t say he’d change his choice even if he could. But that didn’t change the fact that he left Ruby lovable as a puppy Rose alone on the most romantic day in Remnant.

He sighed as he walked the streets of the small village, he saw a few families heading in for the night. When they caught sight of him they’d smile and wave and for those moments where he waved back he could forgive himself.

He honestly wished she was with him when the report came in, her and him slaying Grimm, that was the kinda comic book romance he was sure his lovable cookie monster would lose her mind over. But on the bright side at least Ren and Nora were getting to spend the day together, so silver linings he supposed.

He was gonna need to make this up to her when he got back, maybe they could go to a weapon shop or something. He had been thinking of getting a sidearm, he was sure Ruby would love that…

He knew he should’ve been at the big party they were throwing his team for saving them, but frankly it would’ve just felt wrong to be celebrating Valentine’s Day when he didn’t get to spend it with his girlfriend.

“‘Sigh’ I wish you were here Craterface…” It was then that it happened almost like clockwork, at first he only saw a single rose petal, then another and before he knew it he saw a familiar spiral of them.

“JAUNE! I FOUND YOU!” Said spiral swept him up before he could say anything, and he found his being breaking down into golden leaves that swirled together with them and straight into the sky and unto a roof where suddenly both reformed into two beings.

Jaune on his back and Ruby sitting on top of him, her big silver eyes staring into his as a simple honest smile spread on her face.

“Hi sweetie.” He looked up to her surprised, surprised but definitely not disappointed. Slowly a grin spread across his face as he reach up grabbing his Reapette and pulling her against himself.

“Epp!” He couldn’t help it, he’d missed her all day, after all it was…

Without warning Jaune pushed Ruby away.

“Huh? What the heck Jau-?” the silver-eyed warrior paused as she saw her big clumsy boyfriend… kneeling in front of her. His head on the ground.

“I’m sorry!” Ruby blinked, already kinda knowing her boyfriend well enough to figure out what he was acting so silly about.

“Is this cuz you didn’t make me any chocolates or flowers?” He looked at her surprised, yep, she knew it -_-

“’Sigh’ Jaune… You can be really dumb sometimes you know that…”

“I know… I should’ve prepared aa few days in advance instead waiting till the night before bu-” She flicked his head, the action snapping him outta his completely expected funk. Her Dumb boyfriend had a habit of being way to annoyingly hard on himself.

And more importantly…

Ruby’s eyes adopted a turly annoyed look to them.

“Jaune…” Oh crap, it was that rare tone she used when someone on her team really messed up, like Blake did with the whole Dock Incident.

“Did you really think I’d be mad cux you went to save people instead of making me chocolates?”

“Wha? No, of course not. I know you would want me to help people even if it meant skipping date or plans. But that’s why you deserve to have a great Valentine’s Day, why I really wanted to make it one worth remember. Cuz you such a great person.” He smiled and she blushed… Dumb Jaune and big dumb sexy mouth saying crude that made her cheeks heat up…

“Jaune you suck sometimes you know that…” He ducked his head.

“Yeah I know…”

“NO! I-I didn’t mean it like that! I mean I meant, that you, your… Augh! Whatever Take This!?” Suddenly she moved pushing something right up against his face, it was-

“Chocolates?” Yep, against his cheek was in fact a lump of chocolate shaped oddly. He stared at it, confused by the weird shape, trying to figure out exactly what it was.

“I-it’s supposed to be a heart…” He looked to Ruby seeing her figit with her fingers, her cheeks red with embarrassment.

“you made me… Valentine’s Day chocolate?” She nodded, avoiding his eyes as she kicked at the ground.

“Well… I just, I wanted to make you chocolates, but they came out like that… So I wasn’t gonna show you. But then you went this mission, so… I wanted to do something special cuz I knew you’d be all sad cuz you couldn’t be romantic and junk.” She wished she knew how to do this sorta stuff, but she wasn’t cook! She only knew how to make cookie!

Which she would’ve made him… If she could control herself and not eat them all… AHHH! Why couldn’t sh-

“Delicious…” She opened her eyes to look to Jaune who was grinning as he chewed, a bit bite taken outta the misshaped chocolate.

“Is there jam in this.” Looking to it yes, there was in fact red jam spilling outta the chocolate lump.

“I-I wanted to make chocolate covered strawberries… But I ate all the strawberries.”

“Pfft! ‘Snicker’ You would.”

“Shut Up! I—I can’t control myself! It’s A Real Problem.” He couldn’t help it, bursting out in laughter as Ruby whined before reaching for the chocolately lump.

“Anyways Don’t Eat That! I Knew I Should’ve Thrown It Away!” Playing to his height Jaune stood up tall and held it high leaving his little reaper to try and jump to reach it.

“JAUNE! NO FAIR! We Talked About This! Using Your Height To Win Is Cheating!”

“Ruby Stop Trying To Take Back You Chocolate.”

“But It’s No Good! I Had To Use Strawberry Jelly!”

“Well, I like Strawberry Jelly.”

“It’s doesn’t even look like a heart though!”

“Why does that matter, it all looks the same once you eat it.” Pouting she crossed her arms but Jaune knew the difference between when Rubes was actually angry compared to just putting on airs.

“Thanks Ruby.” She looked back at him and smiled.

“Silly, you don’t need to thank me… Girlfriends I wanted to show you care.” With the sun setting like this, it made Ruby look extra beautiful in his eyes. And it was that that inspired him to act.

Ruby turned confused at hearing Jaune fumble with something, when she did she saw a familiar object, his guitar.

“What, what are you doing?” I mean, she knew what he was gonna do, why else would her boyfriend have his guitar out, but this seemed a little sudden… Unless. Nope, actually that made since considering how tryhard of a romantic her blonde was.

“Jaune, why did you have guitar on a mission.”

“Oh, well… once I knew we were going on the mission I knew I wouldn’t get to make you cholates or anything so… I figured at least I could sing you something. When I got back.”

Yep, she knew it… A smile spread on her face, that was such a Jaune thing to think, so in response all she really could do was plant her but in on the floor and look at him expectantly. They stared at each other for a few seconds.

“Ruby, what are you doing?” She grinned.

“Waiting to hear my song.”

“But, I… I hadn’t practiced it much…”

“So?” He stared at her with a pleading gaze but in response all Ruby did was smile.

“Jau~ne, I wanna hear my song.”

“But, it won’t sound perfect without practice.”

“Good, I don’t want perfect, I want you trying you best nothing else.” He sighed, knowing a futile effort when he saw one.

“Fine fine, but I warned you, if you regret hearing this you got only yourself to blame.” Deciding to not worry about it Jaune begun to strum his guitar. It was a calmer, slight upbeat tune he strummed, the kind that made the Reapette sway from side to side listening too.

And just like her Jaune also felt his spirits become a but more upbeat, more so when he looked to her. Just Ruby being adorable Ruby, the words all but flowed out…

(I Like You by Ben Rector)

Jaune: ‘There's no need to complicate it Dress it up or overstate it Without too much hesitation Here's the way I feel

I like you, I like you Even when I don't try to Yes, I do, that's the truth I like you’

Ruby’s smile deepened, as her continued to strum his guitar,  his face filled with content from simply being around her and fueling him to continue.

Jaune: ‘Two year is a long while Somehow you still make me smile I'd say almost most of the time Here's the way I feel’

Aura slowly begun to seep from him, lighting up their surroundings despite the setting sun.

Jaune: ‘I like you, I just like you Even when I don't try to Yes, I do, that's the truth I like you, hmm’

He played his guitar, his eyes closed as he let muscle memory guide his hand and the music guide his voice. But to Ruby the sight just made him look exceptionally handsome, at least to her bias silver eyes.

Jaune: ‘There are way too many love songs And I think they've got it all wrong’

That seemed ironic coming from the guy who sung to her last Valentine’s Day too, but she’d keep that to herself and just snicker a bit.

Jaune: 'Cause life is not the mountain tops It's the walkin' in between And I like you walking next to me’

She couldn’t help but scoot next to him, wanting to hear him better and be able to look closer at him.

Jaune: ‘Well, I like you, I like you Even when I don't try to Yes, I do, that's the truth I like you, yeah’

His aura reached for her, and joined her own, their soul linking, syncing and fusing together as he sung to her and her alone and she admired him for all he was to her. It was a simple moment but the sorta simple she could never grow tired of.

Jaune: ‘Even when I don't try to I still like… you’

And like that the song was done, It was a simple song, nice but maybe a bit too simple in his opinion for a Valentine’s Day for Ruby. But defintly a great warm up, now that it got the creative juices flowing in his head.

He moved to strum his guitar again, but someone else had other ideas as Ruby tackled him.

“What the Rub-Mmph!” Ruby choose to shut her big silly boyfriend up by kissing him, a plan she knew always had a hundred percent success rate and this was no different as he suddenly begun to hold her sides and indulge in their liplock.

Finally breaking their kiss Ruby grinned.

“You taste like chocolate.”

“’Heh’ And whose fault is that?” She grinned.

“Mine, and now I get to have chocolate flavored kisses, so everything going according to plan.” She then acted out her best supervillain laugh, which came out more quirky then sinister…

“’Snort’ I love a dork.” Ruby pouted.

“Kettle meet pot!” They both laughed then as Jaune grabbed his guitar.

“You want another song?”

“Nope” She made sure to pop the P as she smiled at him.

“I think that one was perfect, you can save the rest for next year.” He grinned.

“Your wish is my command.” The sun finally set and in it’s place the stares begun to show, it was a perfect moment… And then the alarms went off.

“GRIMM!!! GRIMM!!! Their Coming From The South!” Jaune turned and he could just make them out, it was a sizable pack, but nothing too excessive. However instead of frowning he grinned as he looked over to his lovable gun nut who smiled as she picked up Crescent Rose and turned to him with excitement in her eyes.

“Oh! Oh! Jaune! Jaune! There are Grimm! I Can Test Out My Babies New Barrel!” He chuckled before grabbing his sword and activating it’s Mechashift function turning the sheath into a larger blade on it forming a claymore.

“Well then, how bout we save the day together craterface.” She smirked.

“Just make sure to keep up Vomitboy.” She moved, bursting into petals and grabbing him right on up and making him do the same as they rushed to the south in a spiral or gold and crimson rose petals.

“Oh right, I think I could use a sidearm, wanna make me a gun.” The squeal of excitement Ruby made suddenly was just too adorable…

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(1st Arkos Song) The Invincible Girl’s Valentine’s Day Serenade

Pyrrha stared at herself in the mirror, she was not dressed in her usual outfits, nor her uniform, no, what she wore was more aligned to something she might think Weiss would don,  a elegant Atlesian styled dress.

The colors matching her own preferences yes, but it feeling far lighter and more constricting then her usual wear. It was beautiful though, and she had to wonder if it’d help her chances, because, because Pyrrha had made up her mind on perhaps her most difficult challenge.

She, she would ask Jaune to be, to be her Valentine’s…

Perhaps to others it would see rather childish or a easy task she was sure, but to her it was of the highest of orders in difficulty. The idea of, of making her feelings known so terrifying. Realistically she knew everything would be alright, afgter all, even if the worst were to come to pass. If Jaune rejected her, not feeling attracted it wouldn’t ruin their friendship…

But just the idea made her shake and tremble, her, the Invincible, strongest in her generation, because after all she was only human. Only a girl in love, painfully so with a wonderful man who others failed to recognize… Her heart screamed for her to give up, to throw away this idea.

To wait for Jaune to just realize she was who he was meant to be with and come to her, ask her out… But that was neither fair nor realistic. It was a excuse, a dream with no chance, this was reality, and reality was that Jaune didn’t feel that way about her…

That he had never thought of her that way… Because he liked Weiss, and Jaune was a dedicated person. He saw only the woman he loved as an object of attraction and ignored everyone else, because the idea of looking at other women when he had someone he cherished simply didn’t occur to the resident blonde leader of JNPR.

If it would then surely he would’ve checked out Yang’s chest or Blake’s rear which were rated number one among the students. But he didn’t, he wouldn’t because he only had eyes for Weiss. And that was truly the greatest injustice, that Weiss didn’t even realize it, didn’t even treat any of Jaune’s confessions with so much as a hint of seriousness and brushed him off like a pest.

It was why she held a low opinion of the Schnee Heiress, but it also was the reason she was doing this. Because she knew after accepting that that Jaune would never look at her that way, not unless she acted, unless she was willing to do what he did, to confess to  the person she liked and risk rejection.

It was so daunting, so utterly terrifying to consider and she knew Jaune would be far kinder then Weiss ever was to him…. And yet Jaune had done so again and again, because he felt that Weiss was important enough to sacrifice a little pride and bare some embarrassment for.

So wasn’t Jaune important enough for her to do the same… Of course he was, so that was why she was here. Why she dressed this way, why she was about to do what she was about to do. Because Jaune was worth it, because if he could make a fool of himself for the person he loved then she could do the same for him.

She KNEW her feeling for Jaune were stronger, ran deeper then his infatuation with Weiss, and to back down known would be admitting they weren’t.

It was that thought that made her able to endure the fear of rejection and gather her courage once more.

“Pyr-Pyr! Fearless Leaders comi-Whoa…” She turned to Nora te ginger just staring.

“What?”  A toothy teasing smile spread on her best friend’s face.

“Do you think you need to do this, Jaune-Jaune might just ask you out the second he sees you dress all Weissy, but bustier.” Pyrrha flushed at the idea, but knew it wouldn’t play out that way for her… After all Jaune only thought of Weiss romantically, at most he’d compliment her.

She clenched her fist and looked to the ginger again.

“Nora, we doing this are the other’s ready.” The orange bomber smiled wide and toothily.

“Yep!” She took one final inhale, before focusing on the task ahead, her eyes opening to show a determined glow in her eyes.

“Then let’s begin.”

-0-0-0-

Jaune didn’t know what to expect from Pyrrha, but hey Nora said she needed him right now, and if his partner needed his help you can bet Jaune was gonna do everything he could for her. After all he had the best partner in all of Remnant, and no it wasn’t cuz she was some champion, famous or even because she was strong.

Nope, it was because Pyrrha was Pyrrha, nothing more and certainly nothing less. She was the first person to believe him, was taking time outta her day and waste precious time to train herself to help him learn the basics instead. She even knew his secret and still supported him, believed in him and followed him as her leader.

She really was too good for him to be partnered with, someone amazing like Ruby or Snow Angel would be a much better, more reliable partner for her. And that’s way he’d do everything in his power to help her out! Whatever she needed! It was Valentine’s Day so maybe she needed help confessing to someone… Oh Crap! Did Pyrrha Like Someone!

Did She Need Help Making Chocolates! Yeah that made sense actually, people from the other Schools were here now for Vytal… Including Haven, Mistral, her home kingdom. Maybe there was a guy from there she liked.

He nodded to himself, that had to be it, that or some guy confessed to her and she needed a guys opinion. Either way she could count on him! There was no way he was gonna leave his partner hanging, already he begun to organize his thoughts and try to figure out what advice he could give, or what sorta chocolates a guy might like…

Don’t worry Pyrrha you can count on me.

It wasn’t because she owed him or anything, it was because a girl as amazing, as kind and caring as Pyrrha deserved to be happy. He hadn’t known her for more then a few months but he knew for sure that before anyone one else here at Beacon he had back.

“I might not be good for much but I’ll do whatever I can…”

“Did you say something Jaune.” He stopped looking up to Ren who was walking with him to see the rest of their team.

“Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out what Pyrrha needs, has to be big if she interrupted you and Nora’s Valentine’s Day after all.” Ren smiled.

“Jaune for the last time were just friends.”

“And I’ll say again your are defintly not, C’mon Ren you and Nora are like straight outta romantic comedy.” The Lie rolled his eyes but Jaune saw his friend’s blush.

“She’s that way with everyone… I’m sure she doesn’t think of me like that.” He deadpanned.

“Your really dense Ren…”

“…I don’t want to hear that from you.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It means we’re here.” Jaune turned to see the cafeteria door.

“Really? Here, I thought you said Pyrrha needed me.” Ren nodded, smiling faintly.

“She does… Desperately.” Was she gonna as everyone for help or something? Well, he guessed it made sense, still he just wished Ren didn’t make it sound like she needed him in specific.

“Well then, let’s go!” Others helping or not he was gonna do his part for his partner! He pushed open the door and readied to make his way to their table… Only to realize their table wasn’t that… No tables were, instead there was a stage, in the cafeteria…

“What did Nora do?” Ren nodded, supposing that would be an appropriate thought to have.

“You won’t believe this but this was Pyrrha’s doing not Nora’s. speaking of.” Ren proceeded to grab his leaders hand pull him to the one chair in the whole place and sit him down on it… It was then Jaune realized something, other students were here chatting amongst themselves.

Looking to the stage curiously or exchanging gifts, chocolates or kisses… But some were getting near the stage, only for Nora to point her grenade launcher their ways till they backed off. Okay now he was even more confused because if anyone would be messing up or destroying a stage his first guess would’ve been Nora.

He felt some eyes on him from surrounding students, made sense he was the only one with a seat, maybe he should offer it to someone? No! Ren Told him to sit here, and Pyrrha needed help, maybe this was related?

He didn’t know how it could be but it might and that was enough of a reason for him to keep his butt planted in the seat. Wait? Where was Ren?

He looked around for his brother-from-another-mother and finally spotted him AND WAS THAT A PIANO!? Where’d He Get A Piano From!? He would ask how he got it on the stage but Nora was right there after all.

And before he could think much more the lights begun to dim and Nora stepped up on the stage, tapping the mic, making it thunder and quiet the lot of them.

“’Ahem’ LADYS AND GENTLEMEN! I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU! RUIN THIS AND I’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS! THAT INCLUDES YOU FEARLESS LEADER DON’T RUIN THIS FOR YOURSELF!!!” Okay, now he had a few question, question he knew Nora didn’t care in the least about answering. Not as she shot her weapon resulting in a giant pink cloud filling the room.

People complained and panicked but as things cleared they went silent and so did he… Because on the stage now… Was Pyrrha, in a beautiful dress that even put her Dance Dress to shame. It, it sorta reminded him of the one that dream version of her wore in Snow Angel’s nightmare…

She looked stunning, and he had to admit, he felt a little jealous for the guy she was wearing something like that for. She fidgeted, looking nervous, worried and flushed red, was it because of the crowd?

That didn’t make sense, she fought in tournaments, no way could she have stage fright, she then looked to him and he saw something harden in her gaze. She swallowed, and gathered herself before she walked up to the microphone and took it in hand.

“I, I ‘Gulp’ I have something I want to give someone, some very special to me…” Her eyes flicked to him before they looked back down. The murmuring had increased as people focused on their schools closet thing to a idol.

“I-, Jaune! This, this is for you…” Him? He met her gaze and saw the flurry of emotions in her eyes before Ren started to play the piano. He saw Pyrrha gather herself as she took the mic in hand. Was, was she going sing?

But Pyrrha said she couldn’t sing, when they went out for karaoke she all but pleaded not to, he couldn’t help but be curious and then… Her lips parted and she begun.

(Dream Come True by Casey Lee Williams and Jeff Williams)

Pyrrha: ‘I've been watching you lately, Chasing your tail and it drives me crazy. You'll never get that girl.

She don't see in you the things that I can see, The girl's ice cold, it ain't meant to be, Look above the land upon you.’

He blinked, her voice was beautiful… What did she mean she couldn’t sing? It, it was beautiful… Just another talent his amazing partner had. And yet he couldn’t help but hear the words and freeze up a bit in confusion.

After all, she was singing this for him wasn’t she?

Pyrrha: ‘I've been spending time wondering why, Nothing that I do can catch your eye. Just can't capture your attention.’

Wait, wasn’t she supposed to be asking for help with a crush or something… Ren had alluded to that after all… So, so why did it almost sound like, like this could be a-

Pyrrha: ‘Maybe I'm too tall or not your type, But I'm not giving up, I'll get it right. Being close to you is my intention.’

Too tall, not his type… This was that sorta song… No, no way ‘Heh’ This… this had to be a prank, yeah one of Yang’s jokes… Except, Pyrrha would never agree to something like that…

Pyrrha: ‘I see more in you than the rest of them do, And I'm not gonna let you fall. I'll swallow my pride, time after time, Cause you're, worth, it, ALLLLLL.’

His heart skipped a beat, was, was this really meant for him… Then if it was then she really…

Pyrrha: ‘Whenever I think of you, How I wish you only knew, That you might be my dream come true. But what do I have to do to make you notice… me?’

Suddenly Ren begun to play the Trumpet, but honestly he couldn’t focus on the lie as he played. Instead he was looking at Pyrrha, who looked back to him, she looked so vulnerable, even… scared of him.

But as the trumpet begun to die down she gained a level of determination in her gaze and continued.

Pyrrha: ‘Oh, know that. You and I we would be alright, We could dance on the roof, we could light the night. Gotta make you see me in that way.’

Some students were beginning to step closer, their Scrolls raised to record her, the Invincible Girl singing. Honestly, he was so focused on her that he missed how anyone who got close were suddenly pushed away and aside by their sister team RWBY.

The girls more then willing to step in for a friend putting everything on the line like this… And Ruby also had a pretty good feeling if this played out she’d win her bet with Yang on if he’d end up with Weiss or Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: ‘Why don't you, Forget about the little chick in white? She don't care about you and she's so uptight.’

“Hey!” Ruby elbowed her partner, not wanting Weiss to ruin this for Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: ‘Let me put a smile on your face.

How I wish that you knew that I'm crazy for you. And I'm waiting by your side. (To your side.) I'll get you alone, Make you my own, It will be di~vine.’

And now Ren was on a guitar putting his own skills on one to shame, honestly he wasn’t even going to ask how he knew how to play all these instruments. Not when the real stare of the show was starting to get through to him…

“Pyrrha…” She, she really liked him…

Me, but I’m just…

He wasn’t good enough…

Pyrrha: ‘I can keep on waiting, Cause my heart I've been saving. Think you're gonna figure it out: I'm the one for you and there's no one else.’

But, how could he be the one for her… He was just so, so pathetic, a cheat, a faker… And then she sung in a lower, softer tone, and it drew his eyes back to her. He could swear she could see the feelings in his eyes. Because her words seemed the cure for his ailing feelings.

Pyrrha: ‘Whenever I think of you, And how I wish you only knew, That you might be my dream come true. What do I have to do to make you my baby?’

But, it wasn’t his choice who Pyrrha feel in love with was it… Only, only wheather he’d agree to reciprocate.

Nora & Ren: ‘Whenever she think of you’ Pyrrha: ‘Oh whenever I think of you’ Nora & Ren: ‘Only knew, Pyrrha: ‘Oh how I wish you knew that I'm in love with you’

Pyrrha was confessing to him, and was doing it in the most obvious way possible, in front of everyone… He suddenly thought of himself with Weiss. How long, how long had she liked him?

And did it even matter?

Nora & Ren: ‘Dream come true.’ Pyrrha: ‘What do I have to do to make you notice...’

No, no it didn’t, because no matter how long or short the time had been, she felt this way, and was going out of her way to tell him.

Pyrrha: ‘It's gonna be you for me and me for you, (Forget the chick in white and make my dream come true) (Gotta get it right, when I get it done) I'm gonna win your heart, I'm gonna make you mine, Come on, come on, Come on, come on, come on, come on now baby.

Her aura glowed with her emotions, flaring as she sung with all her heart, all her genuine, powerful feelings for him.

Pyrrha: ‘What do I have to do to make you notice me? Me?

And he knew what he had to do in response to them.

Pyrrha: ‘Notice me? Notice…. me?

She breathed heavily, nearly outta breath, singing was not her forte after all, but even so she didn’t believe she did too badly. Throughout the cafeteria she heard cheering and confessions and the clicking of Scroll Cameras… But she didn’t care about any of that, any of them.

So all the students really did were force her to look to Jaune, to dare to face him, to face possible rejection. And… And.

And he was just sitting there, on his Scroll, she felt her heart ache then… Did, did he not realize or worse, was he trying to ignore it. She was so confused. She called his name with a note of desperation, but before she could get out even the first syllable, he looked up meeting her gaze with a pair of steely blue eyes, the sort he had when he led them, when he took things seriously.

And then he stood up and made his way to her with that set look in his eyes, and walked right past her…

She nearly feel on unto her knees but was stopped when he grabbed her arm, he didn’t look to her but spoke in a clear voice.

“Pyrrha, don’t move, please…. It’s my turn now.” She was confused and wanted him to explain more but all he did was let her go and walk up to Ren. Nora moved in to complain but before she could stop her Jaune did himself leaning in and whispering something that turned her fellow redhead’s face from one of pure anger to a giddy smile as she hopped in place.

He showed Ren his Scroll and after looking it over the Mistralian nodded to him and Jaune then abruptly turned to face her.

“Pyrrha!” He rose his voice so everyone could hear but his eyes were on her.

“You showed me you heart… So now it’s my turn.” Before she could even ask what he meant Ren begun to play the piano again. The tone more somber as Jaune seemed to gather himself and met her gaze.

And then he begun his own heartfelt song to her…

(Just A Man by SoMo)

Jaune: ‘Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind Maybe I'm sorry's outta line Maybe I'm selfish, I should've tried You know I lost it But I've been found

I know I'm wrong Baby, I'm wrong, so wrong For letting you hurt so long Ohh’

She froze as he looked to her, guilt clear in his eyes, and the lyrics all but a apology for not seeing what was right before him sooner.

Jaune: ‘And I can't let you go, don't you know Whatever it takes, I will do’

The crowd of students who were ready to Jump Jaune for seemingly dismissing Pyrrha a moment ago now were lost for words themselves as the Arc sung from the depths of his heart to his partner.

Jaune: ‘I'm down on my knees Begging you please’

He followed his words with actions, literally dropping to his knees so fast aura form to shield them from the impact. And when he looked up to her she saw the light gather in his eye metaphorically, and around him quite literally as his aura manifested.

Jaune: ‘Cause I'm just a man, and you are my world I'm half what I am, with you I am whole Cause I'm just a man, and you are my girl Just give me a chance to bring my love home’ I'm just a man’

His aura flared out with every word, streaks of light making contact with her, and feeling so warm whenever they did. But Jaune couldn’t see that, his eyes were closed as he focused his everything to expressing his newfound feelings back to her just as powerfully as she had him.

Jaune: ‘I'm just a man’

She stared at a complete loss for words, her heart was racing, this, this couldn’t be what she thought it was right… No, no she had to be dreaming. But his aura assured her that this had to be reality as it flowed into her subconsciously wanting to make contact with the person the soul who manifested it loved.

Jaune: ‘Maybe I'm stupid, maybe I lied Maybe I rushed us outta time Maybe I felt it, I put up a fight Holding emotion I shouldn't hide’

Students begun to raise their Scrolls again, even the members of team Ruby, well, except for Weiss who was looking to the scene slack-jawed.

Jaune: ‘I know I'm wrong Baby, I'm wrong, so wrong For letting you hurt so long Oh’

Jaune opened his eyes and looked up to her, she felt his silent apalogy, such a stupid notion, she was the one who simply needed to gather the courage. It wasn’t his fault that she was suffering heart as she watched him court Weiss.

But she knew no matter what she said he’d think just that, he was so silly sometimes, but it was one of the things that’d made her fall so fast for him…

Jaune: ‘And I can't let you go, don't you know Whatever it takes, I will do I'm down on my knees Begging you please’

He put his hands together as if in prayer to her.

Jaune: 'Cause I'm just a man, and you are my world I'm half what I am, with you I am whole 'Cause I'm just a man, and you are my girl Just give me a chance to bring my love home I'm just a man’

She covered her mouth, trying to hide her quivering lip as she begun to hiccup as pure raw emotions overtook her, her eyes teared up, and despite it all she still looked so beautiful to him, more beautiful then anyone else… He was only now just realizing how perfect the woman before him was. He really was a fool, chasing after a angel when there was a goddess right beside him the whole time…

Jaune: ‘But I won't let you go, don't you know Whatever it takes, I will do? I'm down on my knees Begging you please’

He rose then, up on his feet his eyes never leaving her as he continued his serenade.

Jaune: 'Cause I'm just a man, and you are my world’

He closed the distance between them.

Jaune: ‘I'm half what I am, with you I am whole’

And rose his hands to cup her cheeks.

Jaune: 'Cause I'm just a man, and you are my girl’

He wiped her tears away…

Jaune: ‘Just give me a chance to bring my love home’

He stared into her beautiful emerald eyes, falling deeply, truly in love with them as he peered into her even more beautiful soul, all the while she looked into his already long ago having done the same with his sapphire ones.

Jaune: I'm just a man, oh I'm just a man, oh I'm just a man, oh Oh’

He leaned in close, every word bringing with it a breathe that tickled her with their close distance.

Jaune: I'm just a man’

He kissed her and everything turned silent, and for a single moment everything else fell away, and when their lips parted they looked at each other and smiled. Both tearing up, just feeling such a pure sense of joy and love.

And then the crowd went off! Clapping, some people outright cheering, none as loud as Nora behind them mind you but still. There were plenty of people complaining, mainly Pyrrha’s fans and admirers but honestly, they didn’t matter.

What matter was what he did next.

“Hey Pyrrha…” She looked at him and he smiled.

“Will you be my Valentine.” She couldn’t bring herself to speak otherwise she might end up crying, so instead she smiled and nodded and he felt as on cloud nine as her with that single gesture.

“YESSSS!!!! IT HAPPENED RENNY!!!!” Nora Swung Her Partner Back And Forth So Fast It Was A Surprise His Spine Didn’t Snap!

He then spoke up himself, saying the first thing to come to mind, not how much the moment had influenced him, how seeing his leader find happiness was effecting him as he spoke on reflect.

“Nora will you be my Valentine… Wait, I mea-Ugh!?” Nora tackled.

“YES YES YES YES YEESSS!!!!”

Jaune and Pyrrha turned to the pair and then looked at each other, their hands locked together and their faces as red as their smiles were wide.

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Asking the Real questions about Older Jaune.

Jaune's Dilf Beard, Nah or Yay?

Nora: Heck yeah! Jaune-Jaune looks like a true word with it! Oh oh! Do you think he'd let me braid it!? 😆

Ren: I prefer a clean shave, personally glasses would be better on him 🤔

Oscar: He looks like the dad I never had... Oh, now I'm sad.

Nora: Hug The Cute Boy Oz! 😆

Oscar: Wha!? Nora!?

Whitley: He looks like the father I always wanted instead of the one we got...

Bleiss: OH Fuck No! Come Here Baby Bro!

Whitley: S-sister!? >///<

Neon: What about you Bleiss?

Bleiss: I mean, regardless it's still a hotter older Darling. As long as I can call him Daddy he's perfect to me.

Pyrrha:... I, actually agree with you for once... and now I feel dirty.

Bleiss: Same Cereal Bitch, what bout you Kitty?

Neon: We obviously yay, it makes him look like a barbarian of a human. The kind who takes what he wants and dominate pretty little kitties like me.

Yang: Blake... did you just nod.

Blake: Y-you were seeing things -///-

Yang:... Really? 😑

Blake: He looks like the Rusted Knight With It >///<

Weiss: Agreed, it does look rather fetching on Arc, makes him look... Mature and masculine unlike the men I grew up knewing -///- What about you Xiao-Long?

Yang: Eh, doesn't really do it for me. Dad had facial hair so it kinda reminds me of him... I think he looks better shaved.

Ruby: Yeah plus it tickles when he eats you out!

(R)WBY: O///O!?

Ruby: I-I said that out loud didn't I? >///<

Yang: What The Fuck!?

Bleiss: Details Pedo-Bait! NOW!?

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A Weeping Knight’s Valentine’s Day Serenade

Vacuo had not been kind to Willow, no, Vacuo had hardly been kind to any of the Atlesian refugees, frankly she like always was better off than most. Physically at least, her daughter, Winter being a maiden allowed her certain conveniences.

Ironically it didn’t make her happy though, sobriety brought with it introspection, her life as she knew it was gone… In some way it was a blessing, freed from Jacque’s influence, both for herself And her children. All of which were alive, even Weiss who she thought lost came back.

But it didn’t change the reality nor the grudges, the SDC had little love in Vacuo, not after her husband had drained so many mines in the kingdom, her fellow refugees were little different, resentment for her husband’s actions and her former status as one who stood above them.

Of course they’d lash out, it was only her semblance as connection to Winter and Weiss that stopped them. Once or twice people had thrown things her way, had called out to the detestable Schnee.

The reality of the world only increasing the craving for alcohol’s release… But she refused it, chose to suffer reality. To endure it, it and the resentment her husband had brought their family. That her choice the marry him had resulted in. She looked around and noticed, it was small, more foreigners exchanging gifts then any locals who mainly rolled their eyes.

Chocolates, cards even the rare flower in this desert kingdom… Of course it was Valentine’s day, the thought made her chuckle slightly. How amusing, she’d nearly forgotten it, it was such an insignificant and meaningless day to her after all.

“Hey Schnee!” She sighed, knowing what it was, readying her aura, prepared to summon if this newest stranger happened to be hostile. But she never got to figure out if they were, or even what they looked like for that matter.

Because someone stepped between them and herself, a broad shouldered young fetching man, one she knew through Weiss.

“That no tone to take with a lady.” His voice carried an edge to it, a warning, and the light hue of aura showed he was ready to act in an instant. She heard the unseen man click his tongue.

“Freaking Schnee hired herself a bodyguard.” Her brows knitted, and perhaps so did the youth’s if his next actions were any indication.

“Nobody hired me.”

“Then why are you getting in my way.” The armored Hunter stepped forward, towering over the man.

“Because we both know who was the problem in that family, so stop trying to take it out on his poor wife.” The thug grunted before walking away and slowly the aura huing the blonde dampened before vanishing completely, he let out a sigh before turning to her, a toothy honest smile on his face.

“Finally found you Willow.” She smiled slightly at him.

“I suppose so Jaune, thankyou.” The boy tilted his head confused and she chuckled, of course he wouldn’t consider that something worth thanking him for. The young man was such a kind honest sort, completely opposite to the type she interacted with before Atlas’s Fall.

She reached out and tapped the stool beside her and thankfully the blonde caught on to the meaning in an instant and took a seat beside her. He looked down to her glass and smiled nodding to himself. Of course he’d check if she’d been drinking, the darling boy was the caring sort.

She’d come to know Jaune fairly well she’d like to think, since Weiss’s return she’d made the effort to know all her friends. Sure there were some she had… reservations about, like the former Fang agent. But if Weiss trusted her Willow would in exchange trust her own daughter.

The pair of sisters on her team were nice as well if not a bit eccentric, and then there was Jaune. The same Jaune Klien told her about from Weiss’s letter’s to him. Jaune Arc, the boy who had liked her daughter back in Beacon, the self-proclaimed lovable idiot of their bunch…

He intrigued her she’d easily admit, after all he was nothing like Atlas men, kind, honest, built like a lumberjack. The young man oozed a naturing, determined disposition, opposite to her thankfully late husband.

Honestly, she felt bad for Weiss… The girl clearly inherited her poor eye for men if she’d actually rejected the blonde knight. After all, Jaune was a breath of fresh air, always helping when he could. Regardless of status, race or nationality. He stepped in-between fights, arguments and even an attempted murder or two.

He went hunting in the desert to bring back food for the refugees and even took care of the local children when asked. And then there was the mystique to him, the feeling that he was more than just that too. At times seeming beyond his years, more experienced and mature then a man his age should be… Yes Jaune Arc was fascinating.

“Um, Willow.” She blinked realizing she’d been lost in her thoughts.

“’Ahem’ I’m sorry Jaune, you were saying?” The blonde chuckled.

“I was asking if you were okay.”

“Yes, of course, you interrupted before things could grow concerning after all.”

“That’s not what I meant.” His eyes softened.

“I mean, how are you doing here, in Vacuo…” She couldn’t help but smile, genuinely touched.

“You needeth worry, I can handle myself quite well, honestly it’s Whitley I worry for, he doesn’t have much skill with his semblance let alone in combat. I’m afraid someone might try and hurt him…” That reality was sobering, she didn’t have the ability to protect her own child… Once again her failures came to the forefront.

But then a hand landed on her’s and squeezed in silent support.

“Don’t worry, my teams been watching him in shifts, we owe him for a… Prank we pulled back in Atlas. Sides him and Oscar have become fast friends so he’ll be safe.” His words were kind, and intentions pure, however at the moment it was hard to think of that. Not when she was so focused on his hand on top of her’s, noticing her gaze and realizing his error the blonde quickly pulled back from the supportive gesture.

“Sorry bout that Willow ‘Heh’” His face was slightly flushed with embarrassment, it made her feel a modicum of pride that she could still elicit such a reaction.

“So forward, I see now what Weiss meant when she said you were a shameless flirt.” The blonde’s face cherried harder in embarrassment at that.

“I… Yeah, I have no retort there…”

“Don’t worry, I know your heart is for my daughter Arc.” He was silent for a second, before he chose to speak again.

“I mean… It wasn’t Weiss I’ve been looking for today.” She blinked as he looked awkward from her daughter being brought up. Her throat was dry as she swore she must’ve misheard him.

“Jaune, I think you might’ve misspoken.” He may have looked a bit embarrassed, but he certainly didn’t hesitate to speak up.

“No, I know what I said, after all I’ve been looking for you all day.” She was at a loss for words, after all the rug had been pulled out from under her with what he suggested.

“Here.” He lifted up a bouquet, small and modest, but the flowers were beautiful, glowing with life, vitality and aura. She stared still trying to catch up to what was happening, Jaune must’ve misinterpreted her as he shrugged, a slightly disappointed but no angry expression showing on his face.

“Don’t worry, I didn’t do this expecting you to agree to go out with me or anything, I’ve learned since Beacon. I just, wanted to give a pretty lady a Valentine’s Day gift, it’d be a crime not too.” He flashed her his toothy smile and she felt her heart skip a beat.

This, when was the last time someone had committed such a gesture, of course, the answer was before she’d become pregnant with Winter, back when Jacques had to woo her since he hadn’t secured his place in the family…

But no… this, this went beyond that, after all the young man asked for nothing in return, and she had nothing to give him. There was no benefit to him, no prize to be earned, prestige to gain, she instead reached out and took the flowers from his hands. Her’s brushing his as they did, she realized it before when he squeezed her hand but his were so much bigger, firmer and warmer than her own.

It had been the first contact she’d had with the opposite sex in quite some time, and yet they were so completely different even then. Jacques had been like all Atlesian elite, had been well groomed, fair skinned and unblemished.

His hands were firm, but rather soft… except for when he struck her. But Jaune’s, his fingers were rough and calloused, big, strong but also extremely, paradoxically gentle. Even now, they radiated soft, loving, protective light…

Her heart hammered at the thought of them, she hadn’t had any thoughts related to intimacy for years now, which made the potency of her current musings quite overwhelming. Her cheeks flushed and she averted her gaze from the strapping young knight.

“I, thankyou…” He smiled and then opened his mouth again.

“’Heh’ You look cute when your flustered.” Her face shaded a deeper red with his words.

“Do, do you enjoy teasing me…” Jaune grinned.

“When you’re this cute about I do.” C-cute… She’d never recall hearing that be a descriptor of herself. Especially at her age-

“Your just flattering me…” Now Jaune looked annoyed, and she found, she really didn’t like to disappoint him.

“You really think that,” He rubbed the back of his head as he decided on something, sighed, and then spoke up.

“Okay… Imma do something incredibly embarrassing and mortifying in front of complete strangers, then you can tell me if you think I’m just flattering you or not.” Before she could say a thing the blonde boy got out of his seat and walked over to the nearby jukebox, seeming to look for something he recognize before pausing on one selection and smiling. Taking a deep breath and exhale to shake off his nerves he pressed on it and turned to her.

The sound of guitar strings begun to emanate from the speakers as Jaune spoke up.

“If this somehow gets you to say yes, I’ll promise to sing this again on a real guitar for you Snow Queen.” Several people turned to look at her, but frankly she was focused on the blonde, who simply couldn’t be doing what she thinks he was.

Closing his eyes, they opened to show a far more set gaze as he begun.

(If You Told Me To by Hunter Hayes)

Jaune: ‘Well I've been searching for something true My heart says it must be you’

She froze at his voice, kind, poetic and filled with kindness, his eyes locked on her’s the intensity capturing her as doubtlessly as his voice had.

Jaune: ‘I'd love to fall and see it threw But only if you told me to’

She covered her mouth, Weiss had told Klein the blonde was a horrendous singer… apparently she was far to cruel a judge as her skipping heart attested.

Jaune: ‘Well I'd run through the desert, I'd walk through the rain Get you into trouble, and take all the blame I'd paint you a picture, write you a song And I'd do it all over if I did it all wrong’

They were just words, simply sentences anyone could say, more then a few lines of the like had spilled from Jacque’s mouth back in the day… And yet, from him, she couldn’t help but believe them… The sincerity in his voice was just too powerful.

And slowly he lit up as he quite literally put his soul into each and every lyric.

Jaune: ‘I don't wanna steal you away Or make you change the things that you believe I just wanna drink from the words you say

And be everything you need Yeah I could be so good at loving you But only if you told me tooo’

His eyes met her’s, and she felt a honest connection from the locked gaze, she could see into his soul in the moment as he smiled lovingly at her, a look she’d not seen since her father’s death…

Jaune: ‘I've seen a lot of good love go to waste And I don't wanna look back on these days Knowing all the things you'd never know If I never said a word and let you go’

He moved then, walking to her, every word followed by a step until he stood before her, and reached out, offering his palm to her. And she stared at it, before doing something she never thought she’d do again and give a man her hand…

Jaune: ‘I don't wanna steal you away Or make you change the things that you believe’

And he pulled her up to him when she did, meeting his gaze as he shifted his hand into a more appropriate hold while his other shifted to her hip and she found herself in a small dance.

Jaune: ‘I just wanna drink from the words you say And be everything you need Yeah I could be so good at loving you But only if you told me toooo ~Yeah~’

He simple walked her into a average dance, a small circling around the little open space of the bar, nobody interrupted, nobody could, after all so much light, aura surrounded the pair that even bullet could piece the strength of his aura let alone a simple tossed chair of glass froma  customer annoyed at their antics.

But all she saw was light, bright strong, and warm, just as much as the one man who was in her vision, who was singing her such sweet words of a possible love. One she wanted to hear evermore

Jaune: ‘I don't wanna steal you away Or make you change the things that you believe I just wanna drink from the words you say’

His words, the words of a boy her daughter’s age shouldn’t have carried sucha intensity with them, and yet they did just that. Demanding her attention, her to listen, but not to choose him, merely to allow his soul to flow into her through his heart felt words.

Jaune: ‘And be everything you need Yeah I could be so good at loving you But only if you told me tooo’

They halted and she felt the warmth around to diminish as the light that isolated them begun to vanish, no, to travel. Flowing back into him. It only made her stare all the harder in his azure gaze that burned with experience beyond his age and a intensity the scoffed at Jacques’s.

Jaune: ‘Maybe this is something I'll never be’

His hand rose as his loving confession came to a end…

Jaune: ‘But I'll be right here till you tell me…’

He closed in and waited just a moment, watching, feeling for any hesitation… She gave none and allowed him to close that final distance. It was a soft kiss, and it made her cry… How long had it been since even a gesture of love as small as this had been expressed to her…

Then they parted and she found herself staring at him, he grinned, wide and toothily at her, so much so it made her blush like she was a schoolgirl once more. He tugged her hand and had her follow as he walked outside, guiding her with him.

“C’mon, let’s go somewhere nicier, I know a place with a lovely view of the city.”

“B-but what if people see?” He paused before looking to her and grinning.

“Then I’ll have something to brag about, after all who else can say their sending Valentine’s Day with a Queen like you.” She averted her gaze from the young man who chuckled to himself.

“You really are cute y’know that.”

“Hush now, you may have forgotten, but I am older then you young man…” He walked up to her and held her by her sides. She froze in shock as he met her gaze and smiled with a confidence that made her wonder if she was truly the more mature of the pair.

“Maybe you are?” His smile suggested something, something she couldn’t decipher but his gaze was firm.

“But to me, your just the Snow Queen I want to wine, dine and worship for the rest of the day… If you’ll me.” W-where was hopeless boy she’d been told about by Klein!? The fool who hounded her daughter for a date like a love starved puppy! The Boy she would’ve surely been able to brush off!

Instead her pulled her close and without missing a beat scooped her up into his large powerful arms and carried her like Jacques never could through the streets.

“Yep, your definitely Weiss’s mom, just as feather light as her.” His wide honest smile was too much for her! IT WAS THE VACUAN HEAT! NOTHING MORE!

“W-what about my daughter… About Weiss…” She didn’t know why she said, but he had brought it to mind mentioning her. She looked at him and saw him raise a brow.

“What about Weiss?”

“W-weren’t you infatuated with her…” He stared for several more seconds before something seemed to click in his head.

“Oh that, it’s been decades since I thought of Weiss like that.” He begun to laugh before noticing the confusion on her face and quickly moved to cover his track.

“I-I mean, feels like decades, y-yeah… that. Heh… heh.” If she was currently flustered over being in his arms she might’ve asked more questions but at the moment her attention was quite focused on the situation at hand.

“Sides… Weiss kinda made it clear back then, though it did take me a embarrassing amount of time to take the hint.” Yes, her daughter certainly had no taste in men, the only reason she could see the pure gold the Arc Scion was was because she had matured.

“I bet she’s off with Neptune having a blast, but hey, I’m not complaining, I got a woman a heck of a lot more beautiful right here.” How he could say so without a shred of hesitation only made her blush harder.

“you don’t have to try and flatter me, I know my daughter is more appealing then some older widow…“ It was a act of physical abuse in a way she supposed, a flick to the forehead, she froze looking up to meet a unimpressed gaze from the man carrying her.

“Hey now, your talking about a woman I like, don’t think you can get away with talking bad about her.”

“Th-that woman is me… Dolt.”

“And? I stand by my words.” She pinked.

“And to clear something up, you are beautiful, trust me, it took everything in my power not to kneel down and ask you on a date the very first time I saw you.”

“Y-your just jesting surely…”

“Wanna bet, cuz my teammates will back me up, I just didn’t wanna mess up with you like I did Weiss… But hey I already put myself out there so…” His gaze was intense, carrying without it all his sincerity.

“So can I consider myself the luckiest guy in Vacuo or are you not gonna waste your time being my Valentine?” Willow had made many poor choices in her life, her marriage, her neglect and countless others… But this, this wouldn’t be one of them…

“I have still have a son that depends on me…” He grinned.

“Hopeful soon enough we can say he’ll depend on us. I always did want a son of my own, but thought I’d be stuck there forever…” She didn’t even know what to say, not even hearing the second part of his sentence about paper people and decades lost… Nope her mind was currently on much more fluster worthy things as he carried her through town.

-0-0-0-

Weiss inhaled, gathering her courage as she looked into the mirror, checking over herself, making sure she’d down her makeup just right, her hair done up in the way she’d worn it back in Beacon, hoping it’d incite similar good will in his goal for the day.

“Okay Weiss There Done!” Ruby stormed towards her a smile on her face as she handed her the baggy of hand made chocolates. She did feel a tad bad for not making them herself, but she knew where her talents lied, and baking was not one of them.

“Thankyou Ruby.” Taking them she sprayed a single misty cloud of perfume out before walking through it. Perfect.

“Sooo… This is for Jaune?”

“’Sigh’ Yes Ruby, I am going to ask Jaune, not Neptune to be my Valentine’s Day.” And again the rosette looked no less surprised then the last several times she said such.

“Are you sure your Weiss.” She groaned…

“Ruby! I Already Said I Was Wrong Okay! Can You Please Stop Teasing Me About Yang Being Right!” Yes, she Weiss Schnee, former heiress to the late SDC was in fact infatuated with Jaune Arc her former admirer.

The irony was not lost on her but was becoming rather annoying since every one of her teammates felt the constant need to remind her of it!

“I just still sorta can’t believe it y’know, you see Jaune with a beard and now you’re all over him like I’d be for a weapons modifications starter pack.” She pinched her brow.

“It Was Not Just His Rugged Beard!”

“Rugged?” She wanted to strangle her partner…

“I-I’d been thinking of Jaune like that for some times now… Since Mistral.” She faintly traced where she’d been impaled.

“And I’ve seen how he’s grown…” Both emotionally and ‘Very’ Physically.

“Now will you drop it please.” Ruby giggled.

“Sorry Weiss, couldn’t help it, hope things go well for you.” She nodded, blushing slightly.

“Thankyou, I-I’ll be leaving now to see Arc…” turning on her heel she made her way out walking past Ren and Nora on the way.

“What’s up with WeissY?” Ruby answered the Valkyrie’s question.

“She’s going to ask Jaune to be her Valentine.” Ren blinked looking back over his shoulder to Weiss.

“Oh dear… Perhaps we should-” Before he could do anything Nora grabbed him.

“Nope Renny, let’s leave things how they are.”

“But-”

“Renny, Revenge is a dish best served cold… Please.” He met his partner and girlfriend’s pleading eyes then before sighing.

“Fine…”

“Um, what are you talking about?” Nora grinned evilly before looking to Ruby.

“Well let’s just say that Weiss will get to call Fearless Leader Daddy just like she hoping to…”

Now For Kali! My Fav Milf!

[fatallyobsessedshitpost]

Martial Arc’s Valentine’s Day Serenade

It all began with a kiss, nothing romantic, in fact it was actually for fun, they had been playing spin the bottle. He had secretly hoped it would’ve fallen on either Weiss or Pyrrha, the later so her feelings might’ve reached their leader’s thick headedness, or the former so his former brother-in-all-but-blood could have at least one pleasant memory with the Weiss.

 Instead though, it kept spinning, it hurt seeing Pyrrha’s face as it passed her by and was only slightly annoying upon seeing the relief that the Schnee heiress expressed. Jaune wasn’t ideal bachelor in Beacon he’d acknowledge, but personally he believed Jaune was better then Neptune in aspects outside of combat, then again he was a guys.

When it stopped on him, there was no disgust that flooded his mind or joy, rather he simply found himself a bit surprised and a note guilty towards Pyrrha. But the rules were the rules and besides he knew for a fact Jaune’s aura could tank anything Nora might do to him. He accepted the result with the same steadfast resolve as always.

After all it was simply a kiss, of course he’d never had one, but he knew several cultures that greeted each other with the gestures. It wasn’t as though he was being forced to do it with someone like CRDL or something. So he sprayed his mouth, to make sure his breath was okay, wanting to get it over with so they could get pass all the teasing Yang would surely have.

Turning to Jaune he watched to see if his leader was hesitant, after all a game wasn’t worth doing something one wasn’t comfortable with. But though he was stunned and showed clear awkwardness Jaune quickly adjusted himself and looked to him with a note of the same seriousness he often sported when it came to leading their team

“Are you okay with this Ren?” Yang moved to speak up but Jaune turned on  her.

“Yang, I deal with the penalty, I won’t deal with my friend having to do something he doesn’t want to.” And there was the part of Jaune Ren respected and followed. Jaune for all his faults always tried to do right by others. He smiled and nodded.

“It’ll be no problem.” Jaune nodded, and then started to look awkward and a not embarrassed.

“’Heh’ I mean, I always hoped my first kiss would be with a pretty girl… Guess first part will still apply.” Other men might take offense to the comment but he knew Jaune and his habit of putting his foot in his mouth so he merely nodded taking the compliment and crawled forward.

He could feel the other’s eyes on him and Jaune, especially Blake for some reason? Regardless, like he said before it wasn’t that big of a deal so he simple leaned in and kissed his leader’s lips and then Jaune kissed back, reaching for his face to hold him there and neither pulled away.

It was curiosity really that kept him there, how press lips could feel so… intimate, added by the feeling of his leader’s hands cupping his face. The slight taste, sweet, almost like lemon, and then comfortable heat. He indulged in it and Jaune wasn’t quick to leave either,

Where he was calm and controlled Jaune was his opposite, driven by emotion and willing to give to curiosity. They parted their kiss, and he felt a single breath against his lips before Jaune met his them again.

Ren was many things, emotionally stunted, not staminially inclined and he could admit, somewhat dense looking back on Nora’s signals… He was not however hesitant or one to deny newfound revelation about himself. So when he kissed a man and liked it, he did not hesitate to make it known.

In a moment of passion as his aura was overwhelmed by his newfound confusing feelings he did something rather impulsive and kissed Jaune again, and again. Then Jaune returned the action apparently feeling the experiencing the very same things. To this day he did know who recorded them kisses but frankly he could admit that yes it was rather steamy…

After their dare gone wild as Yang put it and show to the girls of their team Jaune grabbed a emotional Nora and talked to her in private… He had no idea what Jaune said to her, but when he return he appeared unharmed which was not the state Ren expected. And though she looked somewhat sad she pushed his team leader forward and Jaune asked the question.

“So… Um, wanna go out on a date?” He responded a bit quicker then he expected himself to, and after a long talk with plenty of threats should he hurt Jaune from a somber Pyrrha (He suspected he knew a bit more what Nora and Jaune talked about now) they went on their date, and another, and another… And now several months later the two were still going strong.

Lie Ren was dating Jaune Arc, team leader of JNPR who won Vytal, 1st place team in the freshman rankings (RWBY Might’ve scored higher if not for their obsessive need to commit vigilantism charges) and as Nora put it resident beefcake.

Ren never considered himself a pillar of masculinity mind you he was perfectly content with himself, but now he found himself closer to Nora then ever. But without that awkward tension he now knew he caused her back when she pinned for him. Whereas before he didn’t mind letting Nora do his hair, and apply makeup to him, now he found himself actually requesting her expertise. Even going further, asking about how to do his nails… And other things like skin care… And shaving.

Jaune never asked him to do those things mind you, he rarely asked anything of his boyfriend, but what he did do was compliment him, was say how pretty his nails were, how his eye shadow made his beautiful magenta orbs pop. Or how kissable the lime green lipstick made him.

Regularly he found himself being more expressive then usual, his stoic facede chipping away whenever Jaune’s words made his heart flutter or god forbid his actions, not simply the sexual sort that came about as their grew closer but even the simpler more expected actions of a couple like when they held hands.

Realizing how much bigger Jaune’s were, the thick roughness of his callouses from the time he practice by himself before Beacon. It was a rare thing to have for huntsman who usually remained quite soft and smooth skinned thanks to aura’s healing touch. But he found he liked it, almost as much as the serious gaze that Jaune expressed when he spoke romantically, the calm reassuring smile, or goofy nature he always showed unashamedly.

But what drew him most was his ability to act without hesitance, to decide something and move towards it. It was something he always admired even before he found his preferences, Jaune embodies his father wisest words. He didn’t hesitate to act, to intervene when needed, or fear failure, not since the Everfalls, not since he truly came into his own.

Which lead to now, as others stared at him in the cafeteria, as he flushed, his semblance only able to suppress his embarrassment so much. People exchanged chocolates while everyone enjoyed dinner, their day of schooling over, RWBY gone three fourths of it’s members avoiding anymore men or women admirer’s like they were the plague.

“Ignore them Renny, their just jealous that their boyfriends are looking at you!” Oum bless Nora, his most cherished friend and now sister-in-all-but-blood always knew just what to say. It was her who’d suggested he dress like this after all, playing to his strength as she put it. And using his delicate and exotic features to Wow Jaune for Valentine’s. He had only thought of making Chocolate’s for him knowing Jaune had done the same.

But he also knew Jaune and knew his leader had something else in store for him, he could’ve ended it at merely chocolates, Jaune would’ve still been thrilled, but Ren found himself wanting to do more then the expected, then the bare minimum. His mother had always tried to go the extra mile when she expressed her love and father the same.

So he asked Nora for advise, knowing if anyone knew how to overdo something it would be her, and now here he was… In one of the few keepsakes of his parent that he managed to take when he fled the village. His father’s knife hung at his side, but now it was joined as he wore his mother’s Cheongsam.

The mandarin gown was beautiful, he remembered seeing his mother in it during particularly jubilant days, like festivals of his birthday. It brought so many cherished memories to the fore, he always thought his mother looked prettiest when she wore it…

When he escaped Kuroyuri with Nora, it was the only thing he could secure from the shambled home. He’d learned to knit specifically to repair it and later dreamed he’d have the woman he love wear it in turn to honor her.

The irony that he now wore it himself, hoping Jaune would agree with his sentiments, that he wouldn’t find the idea of his cherished lotus wearing women’s attire displeasing. Mentally he knew the idea of Jaune disapproving as absurd, that he wouldn’t support the notion ridiculous. But there was that small voice that terrified him.

Nora gushed over the dress, saying it was ‘SOOO PRETTY!!!’ Perhaps, in another life where he was able to return the feelings she had for him it’d be her wearing it. But that was not his reality, instead he donned his mother’s keepsake with no less pride then he did his father that even now was strapped to his side.

“Are you sure it doesn’t look awkward on me? I’m do have a man physique after all?” Nora deadpanned before sighing.

“Renny we talked about this, you’re a prettyboy! No! The prettiest Boy! Your sexy either way, whether it’s as a dashing educated butler or the stoic cool beauty maid!” Proceeding to go on a rant over his androgynous good looks it took several minutes before she wiped the drool of her mouth and continued seeming to have come down from her slight bout of fangirling.

“You looked better than most girls after you put the dang dress on, now that your makeups on you look prettier then Weisscream! And if Jaune-Jaune doesn’t agree I’ll break that imposter’s legs cuz there’s no way our Fearless Leader wouldn’t!” Ren blushed and seeing it Nora grinned.

“’Heh’ Your funner this way Renny, I like when you get all cute and flushy over girly stuff. It was totally worth the soul crushing, life ending heartbreak when I realized you were as thirsty for Fearless Leader as Pyr-Pyr.” How Nora could act so cheerful despite her words he’d never know and always respect. And she was right since he started dating Jaune… He found his semblance regularly failing to suppress his emotions whenever Jaune did something to make them spike in embarrassment, affection or… Desire.

Even now he found himself fretting over the dress, worried his tailoring might’ve been flawed when he altered his mother’s keepsake to fit him. Tranquility, while not fully active had always had a subdued effect on him passively. But in Nora’s own words, her and Jaune found it adorable whenever his actions or words elicited an emotional response since he became so expressive whenever he bypassed the threshold of his stoicism. Nora giggled and he turned to see a playful grin spread across her face.

“You were thinking about Jaune-Jaune and something silly again weren’t you?”

“I… How did you know.” She grinned wider.

“Cuz that’s the only kinda stuff that makes you so expressive, it’s cute.” She pouted.

“Which isn’t fair since your already so pretty…” That made his laugh, and Nora shared in it, before she noticed something behind him and grinned.

“Looks like your knights arrived Renny.” He turned to look seeing Jaune standing there, in a tux, one that just so happened to be pitch black like his own dress. Jaune stared at him in awe, Nora jabbed his side grinning.

“toldya, Jaune shook his head and then slapped the sides of his face, Ren would admit to being confused as he didn’t see any chocolates, like the bag he held in his hands. What he did see was a pair of exceptionally large speakers behind Jaune. Ones the Arc would’ve never been able to dream of lifting back at the beginning of the year but with Nora’s support in bulking up that he could no lift with ease.

He saw the conflict in his eyes, the want to rush his way, to sweep him up off his feet and do things, things they had only recently begin to indulge in, that made his cheeks redden. But instead Jaune reached out and grabbed a… Microphone? And set something up on his Scroll. A single tap on the mic transmitted through the speakers proved enough to make the crowd go silent. A few people eyed the Arc as much as they had him.

After all Scraggly was the last word one would use to describe Jaune now, even Weiss herself had been caught staring on more then a few occasions. He spoke in a sure tone that demanded silence and attention, his Sexy Leader Voice as Nora had called it.

“Ren, I bought you flowers, made you chocolates and have reservations for that Mistri place you like. Will you be my Valentine’s day?” Ren smiled and nodded before getting up out his seat, traditionally he knew the dress was matched with oriental embroidered slippers. But he knew Jaune’s preferences even if he never said so out loud, it was easy to read his lover’s face. The Arc hair to expressive, to honest natured to hide his desires.

Which was why heels clicked against the floor of the cafeteria, why long pale finely toned legs were not bare but clad in a pair of stockings that led up to the garter belt connecting them. He saw the Arc’s eyes lower to them as he strutted, his long ebony, pitch black hair flowing untied and free to gaze at.

Jaune drank in the sight, his gaze burning him with it’s desire, the idea making his heart hammer with excitement and embarrassment at his success. He moved his hips, actively swaying them, his walk far more feminine then usually. He was sure others were looking at him, but only Jaune’s gaze mattered, made his stomach knot and chest clench.

Finally he stopped much to those who so thoroughly enjoyed the sight of him walking sigh in disappointment. He met his leader’s gaze, his beautiful blue eyes staring into his soul. And then he answered.

“Yes.” Jaune grabbed him up, lifting him as though he were nothing and planting a loving kiss on his lips. He felt the tension in his hold, the shaking of his fingers as he held him, but restrained himself, he then lowered his precious Lotus unto a nearby seat. And spoke.

“I have another gift for you, though… Compared to your display I think it might come up short.” Jaune very much doubted his little tribute could compare to the sheer splendor his Mistrali beauty brought when dressed so femininely. But he was gonna try anyways.

 He stood back, gaze never breaking from Ren before he pressed play on his Scroll and let it start, a calm but constant melody emerging. He looked into his eyes, smiled then begun.

(Lighthouse by Calum Scott)

Jaune: ‘In the dark of the night, not a star in the sky I can feel your love pull against the tide And I see you shining bright like a lighthouse’

Slowly he begun to brighten with auric light, triggering his semblance, the one they discovered together. That seemed perfectly attuned to Ren, that so easily filled him with his love’s aura and made him begin to shine a loving luminous pink.

Jaune: ‘And the winds got the water running wild But I'll swim to you, swim for my life And I pray that I'll make it before the night's up’

A step closer, a smile on his face reserved for only him, before he closed his eyes and rose his voice in tandem with his aura as it fed between them. Just outta sight Nora reaching the lights, turning them off so their souls were the only radiance in the room.

Jaune: ‘I won't let you go I feel it in my bones No matter where I go You're where my heart beloooongs’

He felt the sincerity in his voice, and through their linked souls.

Jaune: ‘All I know I'll follow every road 'Til I find my way back home You're where my heart, you're where my heart You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

He felt a rumble both in his voice and between their aura as he literally sung with all his soul.

Jaune: ‘You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

His voice lowered, the intent was no less intense.

Jaune: ‘I belong right there in your open arms The world can try to tear us apart But our love will guide us home like a lighthouse’

Their souls lit as he pushed his aura into him, their lights literally so bright they could only see each other in the dark.

Jaune: ‘Walk a thousand miles in the pouring rain And a million years couldn't change the way The way I feel, I feel about you right now’

He could ‘Feel’ Jaune voice raise as through his soul as he put his all into his voice.

Jaune: ‘I won't let you go I feel it in my bones No matter where I go You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs

All I know I'll follow every road 'Til I find my way back home You're where my heart, you're where my heart You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

He sung with all his being and Ren could feel every word and note tremor through his body and soul alike.

Jaune: ‘You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

He could feel Jaune’s heart beat in sync with him own, his emotions, his love, his honesty and determination to convey them all in his voice and aura as both flowed into him freely and without hesitation.

Jaune: ‘I won't let you go I feel it in my bones No matter where I go You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

Tranquility, being amplified, empowered and then shattered as Ren’s bubbling emotion reached new overwhelming height again and again.

Jaune: ‘All I know I'll follow every road (every road) 'Til I find my way back home (my way back home) You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

Jaune closed the distance, nobody else but him in his sights, even registering to the Arc in those moments as he closed in on him.

Jaune: ‘You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

He leaned over him, his hand slamming into the table behind Ren the echo of it making his already racing heart skip a few more concerning beats as he overwhelmed him with, the Valian towering over the lithe Mistralian.

Jaune: ‘You're where my heart belooo~Oon~Ooonoongs’

He leaned in as he sung with hot powerful breathes before suddenly he stopped cupped his face and kissed him ending the song so shockingly but poetically abrupt. Nearly a full minute passed in silence, the sight of their souls combining, swirling around each other and then combining and brightening the room more then the ceiling lights ever did as the two literally put all their heart and soul into their liplock utterly awing those who were already shocked by the serenade.

Without a word Jaune moved lifting Ren up in his arms, the Mistralian boy looking more beautiful in that minute as his utter love for the Arc enhanced his beauty to depths no cosmetic ever could.

Not another word passing the pair as he walked out with his stunning boyfriend in his arms, several more seconds passed after they left in quiet contemplation. Before Nora flipped the lights, a tear rolling down her eye and clapped to her favoritiest boys, in a rare instance the crowd followed Nora’s lead hoping the pair heard their collective allude and support as they made their way to the Bullhead.

But unlike the serenade only the two would know if their heard their cheers, and frankly compared to the night ahead it barely registered as a footnote…

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A Valkyric Knight’s Valentine’s Day Serenade

Nora was happy, very happy, extremely happy, the happiest woman on Remnant, nay! In the multiverse! NO! THE NORAVERSE!!!

Why you might ask, because Nora Valkyrie had a boyfriend! Who cared if Remnant might end tomorrow cuz of some super sadistic evil grimm witch lady, who was technically Oscar’s ex-wife. Not even that could ruin the mood of today! The coupleliest day on remnant! Valentine’s Day!

A day meant for boyfriend and girlfriends, of which she had and was! YES Everything was looking AWESOME!!!

“Do you think he’ll bring me chocolates or flowers Renny!? Ooh Ooh! Maybe he’ll bring me both!” Excitement shimmered madly in her turquoise eyes as she spoke to her other half in all but sexy stuff Ren. Oh! You thought she meant Renny when she said boyfriend?

Well… Nope, they tried that, after they thought Jaune and their other friends died, they leaned on each other more then ever. They even tried comforting each other in ways beyond friendship… And well… It didn’t work out.

They were inseparable, family in all but blood and practically shared a kidney with how connected at the hips the pair of partners usually were. But for some reason they just didn’t click once they started dating.

Didn’t help that Ren could literally see her guilt over realizing she didn’t feel the love she was positive she should’ve been feeling. Him and his dumb evolved semblance. Of course he reassured her and told her he felt the same… Which sucked, but also was great! They both loved each other, but not love-loved each other!

Was it weird to be happy about that? Maybe, but it meant they didn’t need to be sad about breaking up either! They just didn’t feel that spark and instead of wasting time ruining what they had before they ended it before anyone really knew they were even a thing and honestly that was for the best.

YAY! Besides recently Ren and Oscar had been spending a lot of time together… Like ‘A lot’. Which was awesome, cuz it would mean Ren’s boyfriend would already be part of the team! Poor Ruby though, she doesn’t stand a chance against the sheer awesomeness that is Renny.

AND THEN JAUNE CAME BACK!!!  

Oh yeah so did team RWBY BUT JAUNE-JAUNE WASN’T GONE!!!

She tackled him so hard that if they’d been back at Beacon he’d be in the hospital, but nope, she didn’t know what happened there but something was different about her fearless leader. He caught her with ease and hugged her right back. Then Ren and Oscar… And then he cried, saying he missed them. It hadn’t even been a week… For them.

Somehow, she knew, from the moment she looked into his eyes she could tell something had happened. Not all bad, but definitely not all great either. And then he told them a tale that sounded wackier and weirder than any of her dreams. As he was telling it Weissy reached out to him, giving a supportive hand… THAT PISSED HER OFF!!!

SHE WANTED TO BREAK THE SCHNEE’S LEGS! AND MAKE HER SWALLOW HER TEETH FOR MESSING WITH HER RE-Oh…

Well, that was new, she looked to her fearless leader, trying to ignore the bloodlust demanding death to the thieving girl near her Fearless Leader. She was pretty good at doing that after all. She had experience whenever other girls would talk to Renny back in the day. She looked to her Jaune-Jaune.

Her awesome, hunky, nice, supportive, hunky, smart, fun also did she mention hunky cuz yeah he was a Grade-A piece of man meat. She should know, Pyr-Pyr may have trained him, but working out and weightlifting were Nora’s department and she made sure her leader got those gains!

Yep, Jaune-Jaune was hot, he also apparently had Weiss’s attention now, but thankfully he was also dense still and much like with Pyrrha didn’t seem to realize what was happening. Which was great, because Nora did realize what was happening. She had experience in obsessively falling hopelessly dangerously in love! The fact that Ren scooted a bit away told her everything she needed to know. When she looked at him he gave little more then a accepting, forgiving and understanding smile and a single nod. YEP! NORA HAD THE GREENLIGHT!

She tackled Jaune, like through the wall and into the bedroom, sucking face happened immediately. It was kinda neat how easily she was able to confess, maybe cuz confessing to Ren had been a lot scarier, and realizing that even if it didn’t work out that didn’t spell out doom for their friendship might’ve helped too.

Her silly leader tried to say something about her about Ren, and then how it was just her confusing relief over seeing him alive and some other junk. She just kissed him till he stopped saying that stuff… Then he grab her booty. Jaune’s tale might’ve seemed farfetched, but once he decided to stop fighting her offer he seemed pretty eager to indulge.

So much so you’d have thought he hadn’t seen a girl in literal years… which, yep checked out. It was cute how awkward, guilt ridden and shamed he’d been towards Renny, who had to keep reassuring him it was all okay. Seriously it wasn’t that weird right? Compared to what he said the EverAfter was like this should’ve been near normal.

Eventually though Ren managed to convince Jaune he was in fact not betraying his brother-in-all-but-blood, though notably for all Jaune-Jaune said he never once tried to stop her after her very physical confession. He was still a bit reluctant but she took a note from his book and just stubbornly kept at him until he caved.

It was actually kinda fun, nothing was funnier then the shocked look on his face when she walked into his shower buck naked. Yep Nora was playing to win! And with all the hussies in Vacuo she wasn’t gonna risk losing.

Thankfully Jaune-Jaune eventually saw sense and asked her out, and they begun the new fun chapter in their life. He looked a bit unsettled when she started talking about babies and weddings and how their first born should be called Pyrrha then Penny. Hey it was his fault, he wanted to have small talk, and Nora was working against the end of the world so why not rush a bit.

Most guys would’ve run then and there, Jaune though was made of sterner stuff and did the manly thing. He passed out from the shock, hey that meant he was taking her seriously, so she’d call that a win in her book.

But she was ranting again, instead of focusing on what really mattered, today was Valentine’s Day, and she had a boyfriend! A boyfriend who loved her eccentricities and all! And hey they just started booping recently so he wasn’t as against Operation Arc Babies as he acted as first, right?

“Nora, I’m sure Jaune is planning something special for you two.” She grinned happily.

“Yep, oh I bet he’s making me chocolate chip pancakes!”

“Or Flapjacks.”

“… Renny, don’t even joke about that.” The Mistralian smiled faintly reaching out and patting her head before he turned to leave.

“Well, whatever he does, be gentle with him, he’s been staying up late practicing so he might not have the energy to keep up with you tonight.”

“Huh? Practicing?”

“Oh look it’s your boyfriend.” She knew he was avoiding her questioning but honestly priorities and priorities involved hugging Jaune-Jaune and having the Best Valentine’s Day Ever! She rushed him like he was the last bottle of maple syrup in the kingdom, toppling him over and slamming him into the ground.

However instead of complaining he reached out, his hand landing on her head. Fingers brushing through her ginger locks as she looked up to meet his friendly accepting gaze.

“Hi.” She grinned, some people begun to snicker, but who cared, she could break their legs later. After several more minutes of snuggling her boyfriend’s chest Jaune finally moved to get up. Of course she stuck to him like a sloth to a tree, a big sexy tree with arms as big as a regular tree’s trunks.

He moved her in front of himself and grinned before planting another kiss on her.

“Happy Valentine’s Day Nora.” She grinned,

“You Remembered!”

“Of course I did, now c’mon, I did a favor for that place we like, so they owe me all the pancakes you can eat. Oh and here.” Jaune pushed a small bundle of flowers her way, they were all native but beautiful, and freshly picked and no less lively then before as his aura even now fed into them giving the modest bouquet an ethereal glow.

“YOU GAVE ME BOTH!!!”

I KNEW IT!!!

Before the knight could ask what she meant Nora hugged him with all her strength, a feat only Jaune and his massive bulk, armor and aura reserves could endure.

“Wasn’t I supposed to be carrying you there?”

“Less Talking Pancakes Now!”

-0-0-0-

Nora was having the seco- no third best day ever, right behind getting into Beacon and Jaune returning to them from the EverAfter, speaking of.

“Thanks Jaune-Jaune this is, was. So… Romant- Jaune-Jaune? Where’d he go!?” She looked around for her Fearless Lover, swear her big lovable blonde was across the table from her just a few minutes ago! Where’d he go!?

Did he get bored!? Was it cuz she was focusing on the pancakes! No no  no no NO! She hadn’t even given him his chocolates yet! OH GODS! SHE HADN’T GIVEN HIM ANY CHOCOLATE YET!!! SHE’D DONE GOOFED AND NOW JAUNE-JAUNE WAS GONE PROBABLY AT HOME CHOCOLATELESS!!!

NOOOO!!!

Her thoughts were cut off though when she heard the stereo let out a low tapping noise, turning her and the other customers saw Jaune there. Tapping his mic, testing it as a guitar hung from a strap on him. She was so happy to see him still here, she readied to move to him only for him to grin her way.

“Okay all you bear witness to this humble knights tribute to the queen of his castle.” Everyone looked as confused as she was, what did he mean tribute? And then he started strumming his guitar, and whoa, Jaune-Jaune wasn’t kidding when he said he he had a lot of free time in the EverAfter cuz the strums of his guitar sounded amazing.

And then with a edge of confidence his lips parted and he begun.

(Hunter Hayes - I Want Crazy)

Jaune: ‘Mmmmm I'm booking myself a one-way flight I gotta see the color in your eyes Yeah tellin' myself I'm gonna be alright Without you baby is a waste of time’

Nora much like most the other girls were staring her Fearless leader’s way, all the while their boyfriends whether they be Vacuan or not couldn’t help but feel annoyed at the blondes display. One chunking a can his way only for it to bounce off his aura… Nora would remember that guy, and his all too functioning for her taste legs.

Jaune: ‘Yeah, our first date, girl, the seasons changed It got washed away in a summer rain You can't undo a fall like this 'Cause love don't know what distance is Yeah, I know it's crazy’

Suddenly Jaune-Jaune’s aura exploded out into a bright blinding white as his voice rose.

Jaune: ‘But I don't want "good" and I don't want "good enough" I want "can't sleep, can't breathe without your love" Front porch and one more kiss, it doesn't make sense to anybody else Who cares if you're all I think about, I've searched the world and I know now, It ain't right if you ain't lost your mind’

It was the most romantic thing she’d ever heard!

Jaune: ‘Yeah, I don't want easy, I want crazy Are you with me baby? Let's be crazy’

She watched him strum his guitar, maintaining eye contact with her the entire time. Nora watched bouncing in her seat really wanting to interrupt his song with a tackle and intensive booping soon following though.

Jaune: ‘Yeah

 I wanna be scared, don't wanna know whyWanna feel good, don't have to be rightThe world makes all kinds of rules for loveI say you gotta let it do what it does

A few Vacuan girls were beginning to shoot her evil eyes or complain to their boyfriends for not doing the same. While said boyfriends were only getting all the more frustrated.

Jaune: ‘I don't want just another hug and a kiss goodnight Catchin' up calls and a date sometimes I love that we're rebels, and we still believe We're the kind of crazy people wish that they could be, yeah’

One of said men got outta his seat and begun to stop towards the singing Arc, he was bout to yell his way before Magnhild swung, launching him through the wall of the building and right outside. However despite that Jaune didn’t break his rhythm and Nora never even stopped watching.

Jaune: ‘Oh, and I know we're crazy, yeah But I don't want "good" and I don't want "good enough" I want "can't sleep, can't breathe without your love" Front porch and one more kiss, it doesn't make sense to anybody else Who cares if you're all I think about, I've searched the world and I know now, It ain't right if you ain't lost your mind Yeah, I don't want easy, I want crazy You with me baby? Let's be crazy’

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na’

As if to follow his girls example Jaune reach out and opened his top tearing it off and showing his bare chest to the crowd. And while the crowd stared Jaune focused on the only girl who really mattered to him.

Jaune: ‘No, I don't want "good" and I don't want "good enough" I want "can't sleep, can't breathe without your love" Front porch and one more kiss, it doesn't make sense to anybody else Who cares if you're all I think about, I've searched the world and I know now, It ain't right if you ain't lost your mind Yeah, I don't want easy, I want crazy’

Stepping off the stage he begun to make way to his now bouncing in place lovable ginger haired nutcase.

Jaune: ‘Yeah, look at us baby, tonight the midnight rules are breaking’

Step by step he closed in, ignoring the guy around him throwing punching and breaking their hands on his aura in return for their efforts.

Jaune: ‘There's no such thing as wild enough, And maybe we just think too much’

Nope, Jaune had one person alone who was worth his time.

Jaune: ‘Who needs to play it safe in love? Let's be crazy!’

Not able to hold back anymore Nora jumped at him.

Jaune: ‘Do da de ah, da daa ohh Do da de da da da oh, yeah’

Jaune caught her, pulling her into a hug and spinning the Valkyrie then and there, maybe a bit too much as her legs dangled slamming into nearby people but hey it was fun for her and violence was always a bunch of fun.

Jaune: ‘Who cares if we're crazy? We gotta be crazy!’ I know that we're crazy, so let's be crazy!’ Yeah-ah-ah’

Finally done Jaune slowed to a stop, still holding his feisty Valkyrie… And realizing they’d knocked out quite a few people with that that spontaneous twirl of theirs. Left standing there Jaune could only say one thing.

“Crap.” Without missing a beat he turned on heel and made a run for it, all the way Nora laughed loud and proud.

“Nora! It’s not fun-Mmph!” Shutting him up said Valkyrie grabbed his face and smashed her lips against his in a deep kiss. Jaune couldn’t help but think it as her tongue pushed into his mouth.

Chocolate?

Pulling back Nora grinned at him, her lips a pinkish brown from now slightly smeared lipstick.

“Tadah! Hope you like your Valentine’s Day Chocolate!” She rose the candy lip stick up grinning before pressing it unto her neck, leaving chocolatey spot on it for him to sample.

“Well Jaune-Jaune, dig in!” He flushed, but complied, even as he heard some Huntsman the restaurant must’ve called.

Honestly speaking…  Things were a lot less chaotic then he expected.

Two down, and since I made Nora, I'm guessing you should all know who else will be getting a Serenade