#lancaster rwby

[reashot]

Ruby Have Disturbing Politics...

Ruby: I wuv you Jaune... 🥰

Jaune: Not as much as I wuv you.

Ruby: No, no. Ich Liebe dich my beautiful French boy. 👦 🥖

Jaune: Je'taime Ruby. My cute little German girl... Now if you would excuse me. I have to make dinner.

*walks away while swaying his big beautiful butt*

Ruby: Ughhhh.....🥵

YOLO! 😫

*slaps*

Jaune: Ouch! Ruby what the Frick?

Ruby: Uhh.... Elsaß-Lothringen rightfully belongs to Germany? 😣

Jaune: *gasp*

A few moments later

[lord-of-rain]

Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?

Ruby: *raises her hand*

Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.

Ruby: *lowers her hand*

[anretoga]

A farewell for a new beginning, thank you RT

A goodbye from the team leaders

[b1ird]

lazy lancaster...because im feeling lazy rn

[infoglitch]

The first hook-up can change EVERYTHING: Lancaster.

Before the hookup.

To say ruby was uncharacteristically giddy, would be a MAJOR understatement. This was it, after bugging jaune about it for days months their finally gonna do it. Ruby could practically sense jaune standing in front of the door as he soon opened it

Jaune: I'm here ruby... You sure about this? T-this is both our firsts you know.

Ruby nodded profusely as jaune sighed.

Jaune: I dont know what's gotten into you but I guess if we both consent we can do it.

Ruby: ALRIGHTY! Now come here vomit boy, I'm gonna make this a night you won't forget!

Jaune: oh I won't forget it, but I'll definitely regret it.

After the hookup

Jaune: ruby ... I wanna start by saying I am VERY sorry about what just transpired.

Ruby: jaune.. why are you apologizing?

Jaune:w-well I probably didn't s-satisfy and I was probably way too-

Suddenly ruby grabbed his face as jaune gulped softly.

Ruby: jaune. Listen to me. To put it lightly, you ROCKED my world. You know that?

Jaune nodded slowly as Ruby smiled brightly.

Ruby: good! Now remember what I'm gonna say ok?

Jaune nodded as she pulled him and kissed him softly.

Ruby: I love you and even if you didn't satisfy me, I don't care because you matter more than something like sex.

Jaune blushes deeply as he smiled

Jaune: t-thanks ruby. I love you too.

Ruby: great! Now. We're doing it again, right after we get something to eat.

Jaune: ok then.

Jaune: well Atleast it's not immediately after this.. I don't think my hips could handle another round that fast.

[kaereth]

Jaune/Ruby slow dancing in a happy AU for a kofi request!

(ps I'm not caught up or watching rwby but i know yall are going thru it //sends strength)

[celticcatgirl2]

POV: you insulted Ruby Rose….

[lil-red-reaper]

Jaune: So you’ve never dated anyone?

Ruby: Nope.

Jaune: How??

Ruby, shrugging: I dunno. Never asked. Never got asked.

Jaune, under his breath: But you’re so beautiful..

Ruby: What?

Jaune: What?

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Christmas Tales

The Dessert Incident

Ruby: *squeals* I can't believe it! Our kids are gonna make the Christmas dinner this year! Mmmmm, I can already taste it! *spins around*

Jaune: I know, right? Finally, we get to put our feet up, relax and *bridal carries Ruby* have a little fun of our own. *kissss Ruby's cheek*

Ruby: Jaune, stop it! *giggles*

Jaune: *opens the door* Dante, Vergil, Blake! Merry- oh... oh god no.

What Jaune and Ruby saw was nothing short of a war zone. Blake was holding her brothers apart as they tried to attack each other with their swords.

Dante: You're such a jackass!

Vergil: At least I'm responsible. If I wasn't here, you'd have burned down the kitchen.

Dants: You ruined the dessert!

Vergil: You ruined my jacket!

Blake: *straining*

Jaune: Okay, enough! *drops Ruby*

Ruby: Ow!

Jaune: Whoops! Sorry, beautiful. *helps Ruby back up* What is going on with you two?

Ruby: What happened to the house?

Dante/Vergil: Dante/Vergil ruined everything!

Blake: *sighs* I'll explain, mom. See, all of us decided to divide the responsibilities of the Chrisfmas dinners. I was gonna do appetisers, Vergil was gonna do the dinner and Dante was gonna do the dessert. Things were going great... until Vergil decided to help Dante.

Dante: If by 'help', you mean 'wreck everything'.

Vergil: Dante, I swear to god!

Dante: I told you not to add raisins in the Christmas cookies.

Vergil: Well I like raisins! Besides, I wanted something different instead of chocolate chips all the time and raisins are healtnier too.

Dante: I don't care if they're healthy! They taste gross and absolutely do not belong in cookies!

Vergil: Do too!

Dante: Do not!

Jaune: Okay, okay. Look Dante, I think you should be more appreciative of Vergil trying to help you.

Dante: Hmph.

Jaune: And Vergil, you should've stuck to recipe. I know you like raisins, but everyone might not and you have to respect that.

Vergil: I guess. Still, he didn't need to set my jacket on fire.

Ruby: You what?!

Dante: *nervous laugh* Uhh, we can worry about that later. Right now, let's just clean up.

After the mess had been cleared up, the Rose-Arc family gathered together and sat down for a wonderful Christmas feast. Jaune and Ruby's stomachs growled with hunger as Blake took of the lid to reveal a crispy, roasted turkey.

Vergil: Little brother, would you like to do the honours?

Dante: By all means. *grabs Crocea Mors*

Blake: Whooo!!!! Go Dante!

Jaune: No! The family sword is not for carving turkey!

Ruby: *laughing*

[randombook4idk]

[reashot]

Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

[lord-of-rain]

Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?

Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*

Garnet: O-okay?

Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*

Garnet:

Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.

Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!

[anretoga]

Day 9: Wedding

A quick and last sketch for the 9 days of Lancaster 2023!

Although I posted it a little late but I wanted to end with a thank you.

I thank the organisers of this event!

[gas1le]

Small parallels between these two

(Небольшие параллели между этими двумя)

Leaders who are desperate

(Лидеры, которые находятся в отчаянии)

[schneesisterss]

this is driving me crazy