when mother buys me oranged juice
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hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL
nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES
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12 year old me: why must you shorten your words? 'tis ridiculous, and will you please not curse on my page, for i am a child of god me now: ASDFGHJKL u can coke on this fuckign d i c c my dude
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*jenny and sherlock kissing*
John: wow what a nice WALL woulD YOu lOoK at that beautiful WALL
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*jenny and sherlock kissing* John: wow what a nice WALL woulD YOu lOoK at that beautiful WALL
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my naem is fil i am a man i work wit him hes nam is dan but for the worl i hav no shaym i opn my mout, i lik the gaym
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#LETDEANUSEHISGRENADELAUNCHER2K17
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IM PUMPED
Eva Green, Gemma Arterton to Star in Virginia Woolf Love Story
Eva Green and Gemma Arterton will star in drama Vita & Virginia, based on the true story of the love affair and friendship between literary icon Virginia Woolf and author Vita Sackville-West.
The film will be directed by British helmer Chanya Button (Burn, Burn, Burn) from a script by Eileen Atkins based on her own play of the same name, which debuted in 1992.
Virginia Stephen married Leonard Woolf in 1912, and then met socialite and author Vita Sackville-West, wife of Harold Nicolson, in 1922. They began a sexual relationship that lasted nearly a decade, as shown in their various letters and diary entries. After their affair ended, they remained friends until Woolf’s death in 1941. Green will play Woolf while Arterton will play Sackville-West.
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please get help
slow down egg
stop egg
GgGggOOooooO EGGggGGgggG!!!!!1111
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EXCITING
Copyright claim for pilot episode submitted!
We’re getting serious!
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tag urself i'm lesbian
tag urself i’m transgered
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Casuals™
irene: *dies* sherlock: *smokes a cigarette and plays sad violin music* casuals: O H M Y G O D HE IS IN LOOOOOVE WITH IRENE OBVIOUSLY john: *ignores sherlock* sherlock: *does heavy drugs, is suicidal, almost cries when he saw a cane that reminded him of john, cant deduce properly, let john nearly beat him to death without resisting* casuals: -silence-
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If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
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I just got some books from the library
im about to read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone i hope its good
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unfortunatly I can’t donate but if you can please do
Help us reach our fundraising target!
Sadly, we must soon end the sale of the zine so that we can donate our proceeds, but before we do, we wanted to hit our final fundraising target. Once we have reached this goal, the zine will no longer be available, so get it while you still can!
A digital copy of the behind closed curtains no more: a johnlock fanzine for $12 USD can be purchased here
All zine proceeds will be donated to the charities most popular in the Tumblr polls: the Astraea Lesbian Foundation for Justice and Rainbow Railroad.
Thank you to everyone who has contributed, supported, or already purchased the zine. (and special thanks to @marcelock for the drawing!)
xoxo B&A
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INTO BATTLE
I´m giving you ammo to counterattack BBC ´s outreageous answer
Reviews that mention Sherlock & John relationship as more than being friends:
As reviewer Monique Jones @moniqueblognet wrote in her review of The Final Problem for @COLORWebmag
“the seemingly dismissal of the fans by the creators is little irritating. You can’t bait the audience and then get mad when they don’t get what they were expecting. There is a reason Sherlock Holmes books and this show are at the center of queer media critique, and there should be a level of respect for that type of decades-long scholarship.”
INDIEWIRE: “we get clichés, queerbaiting and a modern adaptation that manages to feel more staid than the original.“
http://felixonline.co.uk/tv/6667/a-series-of-final-problems–sherlock/
“The seeds of the idea that the Sherlock and John relationship could develop into a romantic one were steadily planted never to fully flourish. Subtextually the show referred heavily to The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, a film that both Gatiss and Moffat rate as one of their favourite adaptations of the original stories – Gatiss going so far as to say to The Guardian that the screenplay formed a template for BBC’s Sherlock. In Private Life, Sherlock Holmes is depicted as a closeted gay man desperately, silently in love with John Watson, medicating with cocaine to hide his pain and guilt. Years after the film’s release, director Billy Wilder spoke of his great regret of never making the relationship explicit “I wanted to make Holmes a homosexual …”
http://www.vox.com/2017/1/16/14279588/sherlock-finale-final-problem-review
(There’s also the issue of queerbaiting; Sherlock has done a tremendous amount of it, continually turning the issue of John and Sherlock’s friendship into a running, insulting gay joke. If that was never going to go anywhere, as both Moffat and Gatiss have repeatedly stated it would not, it’s hard to see it as anything but a homophobic running gag at the expense of actual queer identity — even though Gatiss, an openly gay man, has done his part to give us complicated queer characters before.)
http://www.ignitenews.ca/bbc-sherlocks-series-four-finale-was-not-the-final-problem/
What their relationship has turned into, instead, is an obnoxious and offensive joke throughout the series, with throwaway character quirks played for laughs. It is difficult for the audience to understand why Gatiss, an openly gay man, could write a perfectly complicated relationship that teases and hints at romantic entanglement, but is nothing more than an insulting running gag.
Here´s a link where you can find more examples about the queercoding of the series using typical romantic TV tropes (with pictures):
http://thecrosslocks.tumblr.com/post/156123338533/here-some-romantic-tropes-typical-of-romance-arcs
Moreover:
In Sherlock´s official Youtube account, the presenter uses the expression “the greatest love story never told” when talking in a video about Episode 2 The Lying Detective, at time code: 2 min 54 sec:
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MOVIE MARATHON WITH MY BEST FRIEND
we are watching the hobbit!!!!! i love her
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