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Three crappy gifs of the miner gang headbanging to What is love, and going on the Zoolander's jeep as well, because I can.

With sunglasses added in for coolness.

The heads took me quite a while to find and cut, specially Elita's, since she's not much of a smiler. That's why she has stars (I took it from Pinterest, mind you.) Also, sorry about the heads feeling quite static. And the heads on the Zoolander GIF not fitting with the character's heads.

Shout out to @halcon-24 for the idea.

Hope you like them!

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Computer game where you're building a tower level by level and the closer you get to heaven the harder it becomes to fight off God.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Optimus Prime Additional Tags: Semi-Public Sex, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Transformers One (2024), Mutual Pining, Valve Plugs (Transformers), Valve Fingering (Transformers), Choking, High-Grade Energon (Transformers), they don't actually drink in this fic, Hurt No Comfort, Porn with Feelings, and that feeling is rage, Hate Sex, Enemies Series: Part 2 of Hide and Seek Summary:

In an effort to find Cybertronians or supplies, Optimus Prime finds himself in familiar territory. Unfortunately for him, someone from his past also caught up with him, and now he wants to play some games like the good old days.

Hey guys! I hope Pride is treating you all good. I’m writing Transformers fic again, and I don’t know when this will last, so ya’ll better savor it.

On a more serious note, I have plans to do some personal projects with my OCs, but I will be doing those in a separate blog. I’ll still hang around here for my fandom/relaxation/brain rot shenanigans. If you ever want to reach out to me to talk about fandom or cats, my inbox is always open!

Happy Pride Month, everyone! And enjoy this lovely MegOp fanfic <3

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I had a dream where 7-Eleven had a new promo for Transformers, but they yassified the Autobots and gave them child-bearing hips. All I remember were Optimus, Ratchet, and Elita-1. Mom, dad, and my boyfriend called them gay. Mom even said that the game attached to the promo would be played by Pascal our cat because he was gay (???)

Also, I dreamed about Grow a Garden TWICE.

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Got a very important announcement.

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💚🤍🩶🖤

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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drew one of my my animal jam critters!

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Angel's trumpet

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Would you be willing to make LGBTQ+ birds, too? No pressure!

LGBT (loon, gannet, booby, toucan)

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One of my best friend won't shut up about turning my vampire OC into a bat, so here he is! Happy Pride!! 🌈

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(913): I don’t think I’m ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I’m strong enough to open my own jars.

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When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To

✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.

✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.

✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.

✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.

✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.

✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.

✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.

✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.

✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.

✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.

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I had a dream last night that Transformers Prime had an episode where Agent Fowler took the kids to the mall while Nurse June did grocery shopping with Optimus Prime. Somewhere down the road, Starscream appeared and OP beat the shit out of him. Oh yeah, and the kids had a pet rock.

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Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on