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If Shane Dawson doesn’t have his own Netflix series by 2021 I’m never watching Netflix again
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My coworker: omg you should really work front of house you would do amazing!
Me: big nope, I’m back of house for a reason Karen
My coworker: ohhh you’re just shy
Me: no Karen..I just hate people
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Only eat wings this way:
DESTROY THEM, DEFEAT THEM, CHOW DOWN ON EVERY LAST BITE JUST AS A SAVAGE WOULD.
no. None of the above. You eat them how Queen Elizabeth would eat them.
End of story.
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Have you ever been walking around in your flip flops and then all of the sudden one of your flips just flop off?
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When people say:
1.) thanks hun
2.) you’re doing amazing sweetie
3.) what’s the tea
We immediately clash and will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be friends..
There I said it.
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Everyone: you need to leave your house
Me: no I literally don’t and never will
Everyone: ok thanks appreciated brah
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a poem about K.F.C
K.F.C,
You really get the best of me,
We have our fun & It’s been a long run,
But for now you’re zesty zingers are more like pesty stingers
your popcorn chicken is more like crap corn chicken, I’m sorry to say
Not really sorry, but have a nice day
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How to get fired F.A.S.T
Fart
Ask everyone why they smell so bad
Stink up every crevice in your work place and then continue to tell everyone they reek
Tell your boss you’re putting your two weeks notice in
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People are honestly sooo naive, they will believe anything that’s put out as long as it’s in the newspaper or some shitty news broadcasting station. It’s so frustrating because it seems like nobody challenges or even questions the system and I’m just sitting here like ????? THIS NEWS IS BULLSHIT BOYS FUCKIN DO SOME RESEARCH AND ASK SOME QUESTIONS.
Like yes there is some factual news but seriously do some fuckin digging before you believe any sort of nonsense, we’re probably already living in a simulation assclowns
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Sometimes I feel so little and small i assume I’m as tiny as an ant that nobody can see unless they really squint and try to look
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Some days I feel invisible other days I feel like Trisha Paytas
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Idk about anyone else but whenever my feet “fall asleep” I start getting extremely anxious and start stomping them vigorously on the ground until they wake up
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Is it just me or was anyone else petrified of robot chicken as a kid
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the only thing that keeps me at my work is the free food and rent money every two weeks
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Waves come and go just like everything else in life
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