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HIII! this is so random, but does anyone still read fics about either batman, the joker, or harley quinn from the arkham games? (mainly asylum or city. even knight too! unfortunately not origins despite it being a great game, i never fully got into it) i’ve been a fan for YEARSSS but never knew if people still loved reading fics about it. specifically talking about joker though!!

i’d of course mention or add in other characters whilst writing though.

if you have any requests for this please send them my way!! i’d love to write some stuff!

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would u ever write for jeremiah valeska🥺

i would!! i have before too! you can check out my masterlist and he’ll be there :))

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jerome valeska x reader who likes collecting random things and oddities!!

pairings: jerome valeska x reader

warnings: jerome being jerome and.. dolls i guess?? and i suppose if you don’t like things that are out of the ordinary or you’re gonna judge people for liking them then pls leave lol

(ok maybe just MAYBE i’m writing this for my own benefit. i love collecting weird shit myself and i’m specifically a massive horror and living dead dolls collector. from trinkets to replicas, i love em all. and who’s to say jerome wouldn’t try and boost my obsessions, hm? REALLY HOPING THIS REACHES A TARGET AUDIENCE BRO)

gifs not mine!

• Right, first of all, if you think Jerome wouldn’t be into all your odd and peculiar little obsessions.. man you’re LYINGGG

• Jerome is open to anything that’s out of the ordinary. He himself considers to be someone with flair and major differences to others. Hence why if you’re shy to show him the weird things you like collecting, he might tell you to genuinely shut the fuck up then give ya a big ol’ smooch! (He’s the least bit predictable we know)

• The word “normal” doesn’t even exist in Jerome’s manic vocabulary. He sees no true definition for the word, and overall just thinks it’s stupid.

• Ok perhaps he wishes he could’ve had a “normal” childhood but that’s a totallyyyy different can of worms..

• When Jerome pops into your home from time to time, he’s so heavily fascinated by all the things you have placed in different areas of your room. And the fact it’s so… neat??? (He could NEVER)

• If you’re into taxidermy and collecting bones, Jerome is ecstatic to see your collection!!

• He actually finds it quite adorable how much you love the preservation of life. Despite the madman he is, he appreciates that you decide to love the unloved. Hm. Maybe that’s why you fell for him?

• He finds it satisfying to watch you go through the bone cleaning process, though the smell of different products always burns the shit out of his nose.

“Do you want a mask?” Your muffled voice asked him. Your poor carrot topped boyfriend seemed to think he was invincible after coming back.

Jerome squinted. “Mmmmmm.. nahhh. Just lemme watch.”

He’d sit and happily stare at you outside, chin resting atop one of his hands. Watching the bones slowly turn white again after past discolouration was so oddly satisfying to him.

Then you’d hear him gag.

“Jeez it fucking stinks…”

• Sometimes you’ll be trailing your fingers down his back, all the way down his spine, and he’ll start blurting stuff out.

“Heh. Maybe one day it’ll be my bones you’ll be cleaning, gorgeous.”

“What??”

“What?”

• Now one of the things you collect, Jerome swears he’d die for each and every one of them.

Living Dead Dolls.

• You’re certain he wants to buy them more than you do at this point. You’ve caught him many times just sitting gazing at them standing on your coffin shelf, his eyes darting back and forth between them all.

• He has such a fondness for Squeak. She was one of the first Living Dead Dolls you ever got. Her little pig mask and pumpkin bucket for trick or treating made Jerome fall in LOVE.

• He now secretly loves watching people unbox their Living Dead Dolls on TikTok. And when someone unboxed Squeak with ICP’s “Piggy Pie” overlapped on the video Jerome almost died. Again.

• If you ever start yapping to him about a new Living Dead Doll you’ve seen and now want, he’s already off to find out Oswald’s credit card details and random packages just start turning up to your house rapidly.

“AWWW!! TOXIC MOLLY!!” You squealed, throwing the rest of the Ebay package to the side.

“LEMME SEE HER, LEMME SEE HER!!”

• Yeah ok, he can proudly admit he loves them more than you do now. It’s just the concept of them. A Living Dead Doll with an exposed brain? He wants it. One with half a face? It’s his.

• The two of you certainly don’t plan on having kids, so why not claim all your Living Dead Dolls as your children anyway?

Well, that’s the way Jerome sees it.

• Jerome was so SOOO happy finding out you’re a massive horror fan.

• Nothing beats the two of you sitting and watching some classic horror flicks, but you having merch? MERCH???

• Oh this man fucking LOVES you bro.

• Jerome sort of sees himself as your in real life Chucky. Except you’re his doll.

• Seeing both of the Chucky and Tiffany Neca replica dolls sitting in your bedroom just made him think how that’s quite literally just you and him.

• His favourite horror merchandise you have is by far your Terrifier stuff. You’ve had to buy him multiple Art hoodies because he kept trying to steal yours (despite literally not fitting into them whatsoever)

• When Terrifier 3 came out, you had to sneak him in so he could see it. Jerome was really well known even way outside of Gotham. The two of you almost got kicked out though because he kept stealing shit from the pick n mix, and was chaotically howling with laughter at anyone who started walking out of the screening room due to Art’s handiwork getting a little bit too much to handle.

• Yeah, Jerome idolises him. Badly.

• He also digs your Texas Chainsaw Massacre stuff too. Jerome’s constantly going around looking for new Leatherface things.

• He’s always picking you up cool new keychains and pins for your bags whenever he’s out on a spree. He finds most of the comic and collector’s stores so fucking expensive, that is until the owners are held at gunpoint..

• Those are the small details he finds the cutest. From a lighter with the Bride of Frankenstein on it, to a 3D vampire lip phone socket, he’s obsessed with finding this shit.

• Jerome somehow managed to have an obsession with Fugglers after seeing your black bat one. He gave his own a nose bridge piercing and multiple staples??

• This guy fucking hates Labubu’s though.

• According to him Jeremiah looks like the green Labubu.

• His beef with Labubu’s is so personal but he just hates the fact everyone stopped the love for Fugglers and switched to Labubu’s 😔

• There’s another thing you love, and it’s the Alice: Madness Returns plushies by Plushie Dreadfuls. Jerome wishes they were trending instead of those “fuckass Labubu’s” as he so kindly put it.

• But then it ended in the dumbest argument with Jervis because he claimed to be “gatekeeping” those plushies from the whole of the internet. (The games are still popular Jervis my guy, of course people want merch)

• Again with prices, Jerome is baffled by the amount of money vintage shirts go for online. Mainly band and movie tees. Which is something he knows a shit ton of people collect. And yeah… he’s influenced. He saw a Murderdolls shirt he really wanted but can he justify over ninety dollars for a shirt?

No.

But will he dox the person until he gets it?

Yes.

• Overall, Jerome is quite literally the last person you’d be embarrassed to show off your collections to. Majority of the time, he’ll snap his fingers and get his cult to show/tell him more about what it is and where he can get his hands on it for you. Either that, or this man will now fully compete with you on who likes what you collect better.

And you wouldn’t change that for the world.

i feel like this was kinda short (headcanons are supposed to be short ik I JUST YAP OK) and lacked maybe a few details but okay yeah this was more thought of for my own benefit. but y’all if you fw this or agree then yay i’ve reached the people i wanted to reach 🙏🙏

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random headcanon but i know for a fact that jerome would tell a clearly fellow ginger who claims they’re “strawberry blonde” to shut the fuck up

he knows strawberry blonde exists but he’d call the mf out for being so in denial

there would be a whole charade about him telling them to “embrace the ginger”

then despite him being a ginger himself he’d call them fanta pubes until they cried and admitted how ginger they were

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rip jerome valeska u would’ve loved living dead dolls 🙏

his favs would definitely be squeak and schitzo

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nahh i feel bad jerome wasn’t alive to see the terrifier movies in cinemas ☹️

people walking out would make it so much more fun for him

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NAH FR MÖTLEY, WARRANT, POISON, TWISTER SISTER, AC/DC, MOTÖRHEAD, AEROSMITH, KISS, VAN HALEN, LORI CHACKO, RATT, DANGER DANGER, GREAT WHITE, ALICE COOPER, MISFITS, ROB ZOMBIE, THE LIST GOES ONNNN BRO

i love thinking about each of the boys’ music tastes fr

maybe i just finished listening to the entirely of dr feelgood for the 2nd time today and how my brain is constantly thinking about the lost boys but do you think the song she goes down is paul core or am i going batshit insane and need sleep

no LITERALLY i swear anyone who says paul wouldn’t get down to mötley is lying i know damn well that man lives and breathes their music

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maybe i just finished listening to the entirely of dr feelgood for the 2nd time today and how my brain is constantly thinking about the lost boys but do you think the song she goes down is paul core or am i going batshit insane and need sleep

no LITERALLY i swear anyone who says paul wouldn’t get down to mötley is lying i know damn well that man lives and breathes their music

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wdym i cant spend my entire life savings on living dead dolls 😔 (i’ve already bought 2 again this week)

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like i don’t wish bad on michael i love my guy michael but do i also want to see david impaled? NO?

Me after finishing watching the lost boys for the 366th time after convincing myself the boys won.

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added some buffy characters to my fandom list for who i wanna write for :)) i’d say writing for anything vampire related is literally what i fw now 😭

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yall telling me spike doesn’t get his fangs sharpened at claire’s

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david: “at least we’ve got style.”

spike: “oh, bollocks. you’ve got a bloody hot topic catalogue from hell.”

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i’ve been so dead on here omg

too focused on living dead dolls and other shit AND I SWEAR TO GOD THATS THE TRUTH

I WANNA WRITE MORE LOST BOYS THINGS SOON SO YEAH ILL DEF GET BACK TO THAT

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IM SWEATING I LITERALLY MANIFESTED THIS

random rant but why the FUCK haven’t living dead dolls made a david doll

like ik asking for all of the lost boys is a lot but man making david is the bare minimum 😭

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swear inside my head js sounds like “to the shock of miss louise” being blasted so fucking loudly whilst everything else is going a hundred miles an hour

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THIS IS SO SWEET OH MY GOD.

if you ever have any special lost boys requests or anything you’d like me to do for you at all, just send it into my ask box lovely<33

can I just say how proud I am of all my loving mutuals and proud of how far they’ve come, and how amazing and thoughtful they are?

Cause really and truly darling you are all the light in the stars as brighter that the eyes can see

Give ya a smooch 😘

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