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When you say "fanfiction should be censored" you are normalizing the idea of censorship, amplifying conservative views of sex, and endangering queer media.
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Resin fake teeth. As many sets as you can get with the roots, shallowly buried throughout the flower beds.
i’m helping my parents fix up their house to sell. what should i bury in the yard to scare future generations.
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My favorite brewery was playing Bob Ross with the sound and subtitles off and we had a lovely time debating what each painting would be. Instead of pain and sip nights, I think we could raise some real money for PBS with a Bob Ross and sip night
the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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it's true and you should say it.
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Except for the becoming a monk part, this is precisely how I have been the past few days with my writing.
today’s writing update: i opened the doc, scrolled through it blankly, sighed at least four times, and then googled how to become a monk
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They also say you can support them through their TopatoCo store or their Patreon where you can read the comics early and get bonus drawings.
Still Trying To Get By
Hated to do it, but we started a GoFundMe. These are chaotic times, and no mistake, and all of a sudden we realized they were chaosing all over us. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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Hey so Girl Genius is a gr8 webcomic and y’all should go read it! Because then you’ll be able to appreciate Da Boyz, and jaegers in general.
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This week I submitted to 2 open calls, tried editing, and received 2 rejection letters from the calls last week.
I don't know why, but getting rejection letters so fast hurts more than when they wait. A few weeks. Possibly because it feels like they just read the cover letter and didn't actually look at the stories.
I finally wrote. For the first time in two weeks, I managed to eke out 300 words.
#writing#writeblr#rejection#rejection letter#do they even read the stories this fast#or are they using cover letters to decide?
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Yesterday I submitted to 5 open calls for short stories and today I submitted two stories to one and wrote a flash fiction story of 500 words.
I finally wrote. For the first time in two weeks, I managed to eke out 300 words.
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Today, I axed my Patreon, started a Ko-fi, and managed to write 700 words. I'm not up to my previous volume, but it's better than it was. Plus, endings are always difficult and I'm working on what should be the last chapter of my haunted mortuary novella
I finally wrote. For the first time in two weeks, I managed to eke out 300 words.
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I finished the story and it came out to 78k words, so approximately the length of a regular novel. There are some places where it could have used some vicious editing, but it's not terrible, so check it out if you're looking for some canon-compliant fanfiction
I haven't finished anything or months, so here's my current project:
Pros:
- my first attempt at a romance
- grey-a mc (implied)
-Fallout fanfic
- probably the first in a series
Cons:
- not beta read (we die like James!)
- occasionally written while mildly high
- horror and action is easier than me, so the slow burn is s l o w... (8 chapters in and the MC is starting to be physically attracted to her roommate, but has not realized it due to the times. Meanwhile, her roommate is very subtly pitching the woo.)
- it's looking like the MC may not die this story. (I learned from my big story that I gave up on that I should do it in smaller chunks.)
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In the Pale Moonlight
The prompt for this was a rural urban legend. Needless to say, it was rejected by that publication (and several others) but it's the first time I tried to write a story both in reverse and about an inanimate object.
Warnings: deaths, infidelity
In the forest outside of town, there was an old farmhouse. For generations, the local test of courage was to sit on a stump just outside the fence and watch the upstairs window in the dark of the moonless night. Sometimes, around midnight, a pale figure will step up to the window, stare up at the sky, point at something, and then fall from view.
No one really knew who she was, although tales abounded. She was the old man's crazy daughter. She was the old man's crazy wife. She was his captive. He murdered her. She murdered him. Aliens took her. Some, of course, got frustrated by the rumors and delved deep into the records, dredging up as much information as they could about the property, owners, and any deaths, but couldn't ever determine who she was. For that, you would have to know the stone tape and where it came from.
Beneath the gaping hole that was the window, there lay bits of stone and wood. Here and there still glinted a tarnished bit of mirror glass, but it looked almost as though someone had thoroughly destroyed a marble-topped vanity and then left the bits where they lay. From the carvings still evident through the rot and woodworm, it must have been a fancy piece. Certainly it seemed a surprisingly expensive piece to have destroyed so thoroughly.
In the early 1900's the farmer had bought it to give to his wife for their anniversary. He had seen an advertisement in the newspaper offering it at an unbelievable price and, though he was a little disbelieving, expressed his interest. Almost before he knew it, the seller was on his doorstep, insisting that, if he just looked at it, he would love it. And they were right. Oh, the marble top was a little worn and stained and something had obviously chewed on one of the legs at some point, but it was beautiful. It was far better than anything he had hoped to be able to afford and, with the seller's written assurances that it wasn't stolen, he snapped it up in a heartbeat.
His wife loved it. She was a stoic woman and to see her in tears was more than he had expected. And then, nothing would stop her from dragging all of her friends to their bedroom to show them, triggering their envy and their husbands' ire. It was a few years before he got the first hint of why the seller had been so determined. His wife was at their daughter's house after the birth of her first child. In the middle of the night, he woke up to a female form in his room. He rolled over, thinking it was his wife coming home but, when she didn't come to bed, he rolled over. He realized the room was completely dark and, with shaking hands, lit a candle. When he found no one else in the house, he shivered, but attributed it to a dream that followed him to the waking world.
The next hint came a decade or so later. The farmer's wife had passed, and the farmer could no longer manage the stairs as easily, so he had passed the farm to one of his sons and relocated to the front room. The vanity, reminding him of his wife as it did, was left in the upstairs bedroom with the understanding that he was lending it to his daughter-in-law and, once he passed, it was to be a part of the property that was to be divided fairly between his children. The son was coming home far later than expected when he saw the pale figure walk to the window, point, and fall. He ran into the house, calling out to his wife and was stunned when she emerged, not from the upstairs, but from his father's room. She had been there for a while, she said, playing cards with his father while waiting for him to get home.
Once more, the house was searched, and once more it was found to be empty of anyone that shouldn't have been there. The son admitted to having had a few beers before coming home, and was banished to the couch for the night for the crime of lying and worrying everyone unnecessarily. Still, a few weeks later the father did recount to his son the story of the night he had thought his wife had come home.
A couple of years later, the family had come home quite late. The wife, feeling ill, went upstairs while the husband and their children were delayed. They rushed in the second they heard the scream, but by then the wife had tripped, running down the stairs, and died. That night, the husband took an axe up to the bedroom and destroyed the vanity for, in the second he heard his wife's scream, he had looked up and seen that pale figure.
That was how the tale of the vanity ended, but how had it begun?
Before the salesman had been given the vanity with the order to get rid of it immediately, far away, and for only a nominal price, it had been in another home. And before that another, and another, and another. Back to the first. As had later become its habit, it had been an anniversary gift.
Charlotte had been the daughter of a poor country baron. Not even the first, she was the second of three, with two brothers. As her youngest sister had been sickly from a young age, she was allowed to run free with the boys most of the time. They didn't welcome her, so she learned to run faster to keep up. They didn't want her to stay with them, so spiders, frogs, and other creepy crawlies had wound up in her bed, so she learned how not to show her fear.
Then came the day, her sister died and her mother remembered she would have to be married some day. Suddenly, she wasn't allowed to run free over the surroundings and had to learn how to sit, stand, walk, and talk about nothing. She had to smile until her face hurt, but not her real smile. She could never laugh or show her true emotions. And that, too she learned.
Her days of husband hunting were rather unsuccessful until one garden party when she scandalized many of those present. At a party, she had been standing and talking to a couple of her friends when the host's youngest son threw millipedes out on the crowd. Most women scattered, but her future husband watched, shocked, as she finished her drink and used the empty glass to scoop up the bug that had attached itself to her dress. She then lifted her skirts off the floor and calmly walked to her chaperone. The tale spread and society was divided between those that applauded her calm as almost unnatural and those that felt that she had behaved in an unladylike way.
Still, James had started to court her since that day, and it caused some mild jealousy. James wasn't the most sought on the marriage market, and wasn't the most handsome, but he was about the middle. Something that seemed to suit Charlotte, who felt she had always been stuck in the middle and never solidly 'here' or 'there'.
That theme also seemed to apply to her marriage. They were neither happy nor unhappy, they just... were. They drifted through life, existing in each other's orbits. It was a predictable, if emotionless, life. That started to change, however, when Charlotte became pregnant. James hovered, anxious, as Charlotte lost her aplomb. Then, after the birth of their first son, Mark, Charlotte found that James moved closer into her orbit and, with that and the love for her son, she finally started to leave the middle. So, when she realized that she was pregnant a few years later, she was over the moon.
Secretly, she hoped for a daughter. She had seen how close her son and husband had become and, despite being happy these days, she had occasional jealousy. It wasn't fair, she knew, but she also knew that someday she would have a daughter of her own to have those moments with.
Her family soon intruded upon her happiness far more than she would have ever believed possible. Her elder sister Emma came to visit for a few weeks and then the first horror happened. Her son fell ill. Her sister shoved her out of the sickroom claiming that she couldn't risk getting ill while she was pregnant. Charlotte understood, but still felt like a bad mother. James seemed to agree, although he also didn't want anything happening to their second child. And Emma seemed to be doing a good job. After a few days, Mark started getting better and everyone attributed that to Emma, who had never left his side.
In fact, it seemed like every time that it was about time for Emma to leave, Mark started falling ill again. And then, not even Emma's presence by his side could pull Mark back. He passed and, in the shock, Charlotte fell ill with the same strange illness. And then the next horror came. Charlotte lost the baby. She had been a girl, just as Charlotte had hoped and it became too much for James. Unable to deal with his emotions, James would leave for longer and longer times on business. With Charlotte's composure completely abandoning her in the face of her grief, Emma became the pillar of their household.
Charlotte had learned how both sides felt and, as great as her happinesses had been, her griefs now were equal. Eventually, she started moving back towards the middle, but it seemed that every time she started to, she was struck down with that illness. Time and again, she reached towards James and their previous happiness and time and again she was knocked back down by the illness.
One dark, moonless midnight she could stand the distance and the cold from her husband no more, so she forced herself to her feet. Staggering through the halls, she reflected on the past few years and resolved to speak her piece. She had been happy before, and knew that he had been, too. They could again, but they had to reach for each other.
But, when she entered her husband's room, it was cold and dark. She knew he was home. He had said good night just a few hours ago. Thinking to herself that Emma would know if he had been called away, she sought her sister's room across the hall. When she started hearing noises, it didn't register to her what kind they were. Not until she walked in on her sister and her husband. She stared in shock, before pointing at them in shocked silence and falling over. After all, all the women of her generation from their family had heart problems. Even if the main problem was that one of them didn't have one.
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Humongulus approves!
a lil something from the commission stack

I was asked to include a beefy angel and swole nuns
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We do that sometimes, if we are feeling too polite to finish something but still wan it. We call is "the last @#%$ing inch of spumoni" after a story of my grandparents doing the same thing.
Me (in the kitchen): hey, husbeast? Did I leave my cup in the computer room?
Husbeast: yes, yes you did.
Me: can I have it?
Husbeast: no, I've decided to take it hostage
Me: you can bring me my cup as repayment for leaving exactly 1/4 cup of milk in the jug in the fridge.
Husbeast: *cackling*
Me: I know it was 1/4 cup exactly because I fucking measured it. I thought the jug was empty when I saw it this morning!
Husbeast, still laughing: there wasn't room in my glass!
Me: then you drink it straight from the jug like a proper heathen!!!

Behold, my morning 1/4 cup of milk in situ.
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I finally wrote. For the first time in two weeks, I managed to eke out 300 words.
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You share it so everyone can read it!
so… i just locked in and spent five hours learning html codes so i can make a choose your own adventure fic in ao3???? what the hell do i do with this information??
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