the false prophet returns
the false prophet hath sent a swarm of small insects to bite our skin. the itch has infested my neck and torso. curse me for sleeping without dress.
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the fruit has gone foul
clearly the false prophet has injected them with fouling agents. we will set up a bear trap below the fruit basket effective immediately.
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