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new layout.. i guess 😪

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I think Harris could've won with this slogan

I ❤️ my 🇨🇳 spy

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put some respect on Klaus' name!

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So, now that it's over, and I've given everybody enough time to watch all the seasons:

I'm breaking my silence on the numbering system.

If you haven't memorized them,

Number One: Luther Hargreeves

Number Two: Diego Hargreeves

Number Three: Allison Hargreeves

Number Four: Klaus Hargreeves

Number Five

Number Six: Ben Hargreeves

Number Seven: Viktor Hargreeves

Now, since we figured out these numbers, the fandom has been all,

"Oh it's in order of powers! Luther has (or had, as a kid) the best powers! And Viktor is seven because he 'had none'."

"Oh but that doesn't make sense! Ben's power is so much cooler and more lethal than Luther's!"

Bullshit. I'm breaking my silence.

Yes, fandom, you were on the right track.. ish.

These numbers were assigned based on how easy to manipulate each sibling was. These numbers were based on how terrifying, or hilarious, Reginald Hargreeves found each sibling.

Luther was stupid, he was easily toyed with and he would listen to everything his dad said. He was number one because Reginald could do whatever he wanted with him and wasn't at risk of getting attacked or even questioned. Reginald could poke, pry, test, train, whatever he wanted with Luther easily. That's what made him number one.

Viktor, on the other hand, was disobedient. He didn't listen, he wasn't easily manipulated, he killed all the nanny's, he terrified Reginald. Hence, the last thing he could possibly think to do-- because he is a maniac control freak-- was to put a stop to it. He couldn't lose! He has to make Viktor think he's nothing.

You can figure the rest out.

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(Edit: Allison being told to betray her sister and DOING SO!! Five jumping despite Reginald's permission!! Ben not wanting to go on missions!! Come on.)

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just fucking purged my tumblr fml

anyway listen to firearm by lizzy mcalpine or something

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people will call any trans man a twink

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I think this guy's a fan of Bridgerton.

Why the hell does Tumblr keep showing me Bridgerton stuff!? I haven't posted, nor interacted with any post, about Bridgerton. I never have watched Bridgerton, and I never will watch Bridgerton! Fuck you Tumblr!

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That super normal super relatable time when a band you listen to is the only thing you've been able to think about for the last four days, making it the only thing you've listened to for those four days, making it #4 on your spotify stats out of the LAST 12 MONTHS, making you in the top 1% of listeners on airbuds.. and when you're not listening to it, you're thinking about the bands' tiktok and instagram accounts while hearing 6 of their songs playing in your head at the same time. Haha.. don't we hate when that happens.

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Why are you

"probably jorkin it"

? Do your mother and I need to be concerned, young man?

Sorry, too busy jorkin it to get back to you right now..

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God my best friend is cool

before and after drinking dragon blood

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Whoever named that must be a GENIUS.

Neydjua

This is the southernmost island of my campaign setting.

The western side of the island contains a swampy subtropical forest, while the eastern side is a warm, arid steppe.

It's the ancestral homeland of the elves (with two primary subgroups, forest elves and steppe elves) and the dwarves (who are a traditionally seafaring race).

This was the first landmass I drew on the world map.

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I might not understand how to use tumblr but I do know you guys like art

Here's my oc!

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 👾  ｡ﾟ . ݁₊ ⊹ *Glitch* . ݁˖ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ

She / It / Xe / Ae / He

He is sort of a warden from minecraft but his lore is very complex.. it's just long so i'm sparing tumblr! (He is not spider-man but if he was he'd look like that ☺️)

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happy pride everyone 🏳️‍⚧️

pre-transition viktor: caused 2 apocalypses in the span of like two weeks

post-transition viktor: has not caused any apocalypses so far

conclusion: transitioning makes you less likely to be a small scale nuke on accident

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hey 👋 just popping in to spread my propaganda

they're dating.

damn you queer liberal agenda

happy pride month! 😚😚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🫶🫶🫶