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Just wanted to add these

A redraw of sumn old I did.. I refuse to add the old one, it's so bad 😭

In summary, that's Sandman Cookie (name he's known by) or Decaf Cookie (actual name). He's the multiverse version of Espresso Cookie.. In this one, he researched sleep magic after an accident that also destroyed the vision in his covered eye. He can put people to sleep with magic decaf coffee grounds and use their unconscious bodies like puppets in battle until something stirs them awake (which is hard) or they escape the nightmare Sandman Cookie designed for them.

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A redraw of sumn old I did.. I refuse to add the old one, it's so bad 😭

In summary, that's Sandman Cookie (name he's known by) or Decaf Cookie (actual name). He's the multiverse version of Espresso Cookie.. In this one, he researched sleep magic after an accident that also destroyed the vision in his covered eye. He can put people to sleep with magic decaf coffee grounds and use their unconscious bodies like puppets in battle until something stirs them awake (which is hard) or they escape the nightmare Sandman Cookie designed for them.

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Reluctant to post this, but here it is anyways. The girls stopped fighting <3 No matter what, Mind will always find something to nag Heart about.

Text, because it's kinda illegible: [Stop using Dollar Tree shampoo. Your hair feels like the hair on a horse mask.]

[...You can use mine. Just don't use too much, or I will shave your head while you sleep.]

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Tryna get a feel for these asshats. Drawing them as closely as I can get them to @robbiedrancid 's designs (sorry for the tag waah)

I've been thinking about this ever since I saw the designs.. Literally just two kinda normal guys and the average sleep paralysis demon <3. No wonder Heart tried to shoot Mind/j (Read image description for a little funny)

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Okay but this too would make a stupid and funny oneshot

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Okay who else thinks this would make a good 'two alternative endings' fanfic?

*quietly opens laptop*

you're so right hen

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

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Still tryna figure out how to draw them, but I love every second of figuring these dumbasses out without references because I like to torture myself. (Please use references, don't repeat my mistakes)

Also, in case anyone's wondering, I don't put a filter on my pics of the sketches. My screen is grainy because I use a paper-feel screen foil..... Which is very abrasive and sands down my pen nib every few days.. Tho luckily they're cheap to get so it's not too bad 😭

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FOR FUCKS SAKE

That was unintentional, but very fitting

The brainrot is taking over. I am trying to find the optimal style for these two. Drawn from memory again 😭

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The brainrot is taking over. I am trying to find the optimal style for these two. Drawn from memory again 😭

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FANNIBALS, HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS??

Hannibal with a wand

Hannibal with a wand

Can we PLEASE talk about the fact that they didn't bother making Mads Mikkelsen look ANY different from his role in Hannibal in Fantastic Beasts 3?? I don't hate it, but I can only see Hannibal and I am SOBBING.

"You're a wizard, Hannibal."

"Excuse me, I am a what?"

Idk and idc if this has been said before, this needs as much attention as possible 😭

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Hello fellow Fannibals. I drew them from memory. I have been in the fandom for half a week, and that's exactly what I'm getting from what I've seen online and in the series so far 😭 (Hannibal's ahoge is supposed to resemble a little antler)

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MY THOUGHT EXACTLY

I'm glad to know the WIR fandom, specifically the Turbo fans, share one singular braincell. (It's a slightly older sketch I never intended to share online btw, but this opportunity was too perfect)

i feel like he would be a bunny furry

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For those that play Dragon City, I have been dragged back into that game by a friend because they're raving about the Wizard's Hollow event character. Yk, that Wizard that steals your stuff. Well, I might've written a whole story about that guy. I literally gave the dude a whole backstory and everything. And I don't regret it. I call him Dave Johnson because Dave is a white af name and my friend and I thought it was funny.

DEE IS A KRIS-CORE (Deltarune) READER INSERT CHARACTER BTW. The name Dee M. is just DM = Dragon Master, because in the story, Dee refuses to say their real name.

I have even more doodles but they're very out of context because they're story related. And it's a strangely long story?? I literally made a whole magic system for wixen and Dragons in the Dragon City universe for the sole purpose of writing a story for a singular NPC the devs are probably gonna get rid of soon..

Dragon City really went out there and made a human character that they're just gonna discard. Smh.

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Oh my god, this is EXACTLY what I had in mind when I wrote my idea down

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'🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 safe space' blog and youre posting about hairy pooter? fuck outta here with that shit and get it out of the breaking bad tag

I downloaded all the books online and cracked all the movies. Listen, I hate JKR as much as you probably do, but that won't stop me, a Trans Pan guy, from enjoying the media. You should realize there's more JKR haters in the fandom than you'd think. Just to honor this ask, I'll make Snape a trans guy in the next HP fanfic I'll write/lh

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Urgent thing I need to share before my ADHD brain forgets:

Harry Potter Post-war Breaking Bad AU:

Snape survived, but since Voldemort is dead, the Dark Marks are slowly killing all the remaining Death Eaters, something Voldy did as a failsafe. And like, let's take into consideration that Harry is quite literally a War Veteran and has some tremendous PTSD, and he probably doesn't know how to cope, and now starts taking Muggle drugs.

So now we have the slowly-dying-'chemistry' -Professor and the horrible-at-'chemistry' -ex-student-now-junky.

The motive for Snape to start making that stuff is still a bit wonky, but it would probably be to leave something for Hogwarts.. Or for his godson Draco.. Yk,,

Anyhow, let's assume he has a motive to do this for now. Maybe he wanted to visit Harry for old times sake, since yk their history and all, and he ends up discovering that Harry became an addict to a Muggle drug.

You know the drill. Lots of discouragement and fighting, until Snape, who is admittedly a bit impressed that Harry was able to make that stuff in the first place, gives in and makes a magical equivalent. Now, that's where the whole fun begins.

I didn't even think about it until now, but it would 100% result in Severitus.

I'm just imagining the two of them sitting in an old Muggle Camper-van, Snape with a cauldron instead of Muggle chemistry equipment, complaining about the size of the thing when it could be magically enhanced, Harry, who keeps telling him that it's more convenient that way in case someone's after them so they'll reach the steering wheel faster.. And the best part is the magical elements in this story. Police AND Aurors would be after them, Kingpins like Tuco Salamanca or Gus Fring could also be Wizards (Gus as a Wizard would GENUINELY be terrifying.), and the whole thing overall would be so much more exciting.

The Weasleys would 100% help Harry sell the stuff.

Anyhow, this concludes this madness for now.

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Powerpuff villain of the week

(@vruzztartz 's style is a HUGE inspo. Sorry for tagging ya)