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Someone: Why does Remoraid, a fish, evolve into Octillery, and octopus?

Pokemon nerd: In addition to both being based on projectile weapons (a gun and a cannon, respectively), Remoraid and Octillery are both based on aquatic animals with suction cups, thematically tying them together

Someone: Why does the skinny, snakelike Dragonair turn into Dragonite, a larger dragon with limbs?

Pokemon nerd: It’s based off a Korean legend about a serpentine creature that can become a true dragon over time.

Someone: Why does Exeggcute, six eggs, evolve into Exeggcutor, a palm tree with three coconuts?

Pokemon nerd:

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we’re just goofing

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shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

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i am SO blooming proud of dee!! 💖💖💖

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I just saw a post that referred to cisgender heterosexual people as “cisheteros” and somehow that strikes me as cursed

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Did you know that if you mix coffee and soda it bubbles like a fucking science experiment. And also hurts to drink.

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dee is a girlboss

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ratish

ratish

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Testing.

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Dragon Stapler on Amazon

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like this!

Happy Gay Month

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Happy Gay Month

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fae magic

hey, quick question. what the hell is wrong with all of you?

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What do you mean? Who’s taking the championship if you don’t have it?

anyway back 2 wrk. only champ 4 another few weeks 

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I was going to say something, but I sense it would cause conflict and not in the fun way.

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Here is a sad Charizard, for all your sad Charizard needs.

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