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he knowss!!1!!

My comms are open btw

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So I had my first therapy session today... They immediately wanted to test me for autism so they sent me the Aspie-Quiz to take after our session. Lets just say I passed with flying colors and I may not be able to deny it much longer.

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Sounds like fun! Secret hideout on the water away from society.

Everyday the urge to run off to build an offshore fortress out of old oil rigs grows more and more.....

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE SHORTFORM VIDEOS ON MY DASH COMING FROM?!?

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My pfp is my drink so yea ig?

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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.

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Today's Seal Is: He Loves Hose More Than God

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Average trans girl brain.

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robotgirl who brats by shocking you with small zaps and blames it on static electricity

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Rule of Treason sound so badass

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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robotgirl who has an extra little motor that doesnt actually do anything but it makes it seem like she's purring and she finds that adorable (it is)

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Someone just told me that nissan is doing a promotion for a free pizza oven, tent, or griddle with the purchase of a vehicle.

My immediate response was "dont you already get that?" Like especially if its a black vehicle just take it out in the sun and it could easily be used as a griddle and a pizza oven, and ive camped in a car plenty of times.

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Getting you to safeword by mining crypto on you

>I would definitely [SAFEWORD] if you did this!! [ò_ó]

>I may be a [SLUT], but I'm not [EVIL]!! [>_<]

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transfem trying to pretend that she isn’t disappointed when her surgeon girlfriend refuses to vivisect her and fuck her intestines.

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Ok I stole a bit and I understand everything now. It just makes you feel so feminine its like drinking liquid girl. I see why its such a staple in the femboy and transfem communities now.

I might just start an addiction myself...

My wife, who used to shit talk white monster and say it was the worst thing in the world, started Estrogen and suddenly bought a big pack of white monster…

Coincidence? I think not!

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋