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Honestly I love all ghouls x ghouls, but I am a dewther truther 🫶

dewther doodles be upon ye

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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Your OC as the Solar System 🌌 🔭

| Miasma🩸|

Rules:

Bold - what applies

Italicise - sometimes

Strikeout - never.

(Bonus): Color the ones that especially fit. Tag some friends to play along!

Thankyou for tagging me @wild-surge & @origamihoshi 🫶 I’ll be tagging @artemistris @whiskeyskin @ghastlyang3l only if you want to give it a go 🤗❤️

Sun 🌞

• egotistical • melted wax wings and fingers • stretching sunburnt skin • the most generous soul • blood in the fruit • halos • anger on fire • high vitality • thunderous laughter • is pride really a sin? • halogenic aura

Mercury 🪐

• expansion of the mind • silver-tongued • an everlasting wanderer • polyglot • high dexterity • handwritten letters • innately critical • en vogue • eyes in the trees • hidden libraries • there’s always room for improvement

Venus 💋

• in love with strangers • iridescent waters • love potions for your mirror • selfless devotion • shattering crystal • seafoam upon sand • the golden ratio • drowning in your own passion • material value & high principles • luring • plush lips

Earth 🌍

• fresh springs • tree hugger • we can start again tomorrow • a blazing rainforest • respects survival of the fittest • nature’s adversity • lazy bones • constantly evolving • flowers sprouting from wounds • a granite altar • fossilized remains

Moon 🌙

• illusory • silver shimmer off the ocean • secrets and gossip • cycles of reincarnation • a crybaby • physically ethereal • shared glances with a stranger • cat eyes • mistrusting their intuition • fear is a prison • ornate magic wands

Mars 💥

• healthy competition • attraction and repulsion • magma and rubies • a blade being forged • wrath wrath wrath • malefic • intense eye contact • cannon fodder & fireworks • blood floods • copper taste on your tongue

Jupiter 🦋

• red robes and a suit of armor • beacon of stability • leader by birth • thunderbolts and lightning • guilty but can’t stop • secret rich kid • golden touch golden tears • innate optimist • failure isn’t an option • constantly reaching for more • unfinished symphonies

Saturn 🪐

• traditional • overbearing energy • a sculptor of reality • this existence is a karmic one • has a heart it’s just.. way down deep • law, order & justice • avoid all necessary risk • the sound of shackles clanging • sisyphus’ struggle • grappling with the reality of time • self-governing

Uranus 🍂

• psychedelic funk music • overflowing cups • a rebellion with skin • looking good in photo id • oblivious but caring • middle fingers in the air • double rainbows • icy diamond exterior • holographic • afraid of their own mediocrity • pearlescent smoke

Neptune 🌊

• an elegy for the lost • dissolving boundaries • white horses • the burden of mystical conditions • deceptive • escapism is their reality • a polarizing entity • artists soul • paranoia • searching for the unseen • a siren’s swan song

Pluto ❄️

• angel statues over graves • power • the cycle of necrosis • transformative • unfathomable depths • an ivory tower toppling over • screaming at the sky • violets and irises • eclipsed darkness • speaks with their shadow • sex, death, rebirth

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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Look, a baby 🎻💙✨

The Ultimate OC Intro

Name: Luscinia/Luz/Lu - Songbird

Class/Subclass: Bard/

Background: Entertainer

Gender: Non-Binary

Sexuality: Queer

Pronouns: He/They/She

Their Defining Song:

(There’s a few 👀 hey, they’re a bard 🎻)

Family:

Orphaned as a babe, Luz was raised in a run down orphanage where any home comforts, food and love was scarce. But there was one shining light in that house of horror Azekiel. Or Zek as he insists you call him by.

They’re Rogue-ish Swashbuckler best friend, other half & sometimes lover. Their bond goes deeper then family.

Birthplace:

They’re not sure, they assume Baldurs Gate as that is where they have their earliest memory from.

Job:

Travelling Bard, although their main jaunt being the Elfsong Tavern, but they have performed in many Taverns up and down the Sword Coast.

Fears/Phobias:

Sedatephobia - 🤫

Athazagoraphobia -❔

Guilty Pleasure:

Gossip - They love learning abit of sordid gossip around the watering hole. Luz partakes a little themselves but really, it’s learning all the juicy details that they enjoy most.

Lazing - They love having a lazing day, being a pillow princess in bed and luxuriating in their soft sheets and they shant feel guilty about it.

Moral Alignmnet:

Chaotic Good (CG)

Aesthetic:

This or That

Introvert/Ambivert/Extrovert

Organized/Disorganized

Close minded/Open minded

Calm/Anxious/Restless

Disagreeable/In-Between/Agreeable

Patient/In-Between/Impatient

Outspoken/In-Between/Reserved

Leader/Follower/Flexible

Empathetic/In-Between/Apathetic

Optimist/Realist/Pessimist

Traditional/In-Between/Modern

Hard Working/Lazy

Relationships:

OTP: Luz x Anyone

OT3: Luz x Zek x Anyone | Luz x Anyone x Anyone

BroTP: Luz x Wyll

NOTP: Luz x Minthara | Luz x Lae’zel

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would u accept a boop from papa?

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Can't sleep, and it's 01:30 on 1st or June so might as well post this now. Planned back in my bg3 phase and managed to actually finish it as well. No way!!!

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✨Internecine✨

50 Funniest Tweets About The Trump Vs. Elon Feud (So Far)

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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

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OC’s Intro

So we all know Miasma and my absolute obsession with her 😩 but let me introduce you to the rest of my Tavs that I haven’t finished or really started a run with yet 😬 I love them your honour.

Luscinia (Nightingale)

Nicknames: Luz, Lu, Songbird

Race: Mephistopheles Tiefling

Alignment: Chaotic Good (CG)

Background & Class: Entertainer & Bard 🎻

Gender: Non-binary

Pronouns: He/they/she (they’re open to all and isn’t bothered what they’re referred as.)

Sexuality: Queer

Fun fact: Their name is a genus containing nightingales which is a songbird, hence their name. Also they need you to know that they have the ✨sluttiest✨ waist in Faerun.

Meliora

Nicknames: Mel, Ora (sound: Aura)

Race: Human

Alignment: Neutral Good

Background & Class: Sage & Storm Sorcerer ⛈️

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Fun fact: She was literally created for Gale “I love my wife” Dekarios and her name is a Latin word that translates to "better things" or "for the pursuit of the better". (Big ol’ fuck you to Mystra🖕) Also shout out to my Ghesties fandom 👀

She also has a huge fluffy boy called Zephyr.

Pyrexus Emberwing

Nicknames: Rex

Race: Red Dragonborn

Alignment: Lawful Good

Background & Class: Soldier & Paladin Oath of Vengence 🛡️

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Fun fact: He was purely created after witnessing the dialogue from Lae’zel.

Lae’zel: I will ride a red dragon…

Me: Ha, bet.👀

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I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

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S07E03 & S17E06 outtake

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guess what day is today 🎉

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Tav Question?

Did your Tav Durge grow up with pets?

No. Did she find, adopt and raise her baby son? Then yes. Yes she did.

Her baby Boris, her sweet cheese, her good time boy. 🖤

Kisses with Mama 🥰

Look at him! Cutie patootie baby boy! 😍

Anyone that says he isn’t the birth child from her loins, will meet the business end of her knife.🔪

Miasma will NOT tolerate slander.

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So it has come to my attention…

Gale Dekarios.

But also Witcher!Gale 🥵🫠

New month, new lockscreen. Deep and downbad in my scruffy silver fox era.

We really don't talk enough about his bone structure. That jawline and the perfect gaunt of his cheek...hnngh... Okay Abercrombie model.