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Jujubee learns that we always honor the 🐔

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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it's a dick in a box 🎵

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To my American fellow Critters, in the wake of your nation's recent events, i just wanted to share my support at solidarity along with the final words from EXU: Calamity

"We've told a story of the coming of a time of darkness, the coming of Calamity, of shadow and fire and ruin.

Why do we tell stories? To try to make sense of a world that can be terrifying and enormous.

In Exandria, I don't know that your story will long be known.

I don't know who will remain to tell it.

But it did happen and it did matter.

And though Calamity is here, because of you, it will not be here forever."

Avalir will rise once more, in your hands, it will. So don't forget to love each other.

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My fave Vox Machina pairing is the underrated Per-Key Friendship. It's like your legacy nepo baby big guy on campus adopting a shy freshman legacy baby and taking her to all the frat parties then picking her up from the floor, wiping her vomit, and getting her outta there when she's had too much to drink.

Also, shades of that same Marisha and Tal friendship vibe in M9 with the whole Cad dosing Beau's eyes at the Chateau.

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The Aekinemetron, an arcane pocket chronomantic device.

Usage known to The Order. Highly volatile. Handle with caution.

Jk. I made that all up. It's a makeup compact I prettified.

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"Would you walk into my parlor?"

Said the Spider to the Fly?

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welcome to critical role where a bunch of dirty ass voice actors spread their legs and fly

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CR Campaign 3 Semi Spoiler

New hit from Lonely Island!

We got a witch in a box!

A witch in a box, girl!

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They should make a nice fairy ring soon.

I am but a hamster but i would like to share this picture of some shroomies. Took the pic during one of my nature walks. It's been raining so a lot of these pop up. And yes, i did ask politely "tabi tabi po" before i took pictures. Any idea on the species?

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This is love

Caroll Spinney operating Oscar the Grouch, while wearing his Big Bird legs

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CR Bell's Hells C3 E95 Spoilers

🌬💚❤️💨💙

Get that princess treatment!

Get them rich bf gifts coz you're worth it!

Get that rich blue boy, Orym!

You deserve love and happiness

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My wee tribute to Hozier's Unreal Unearth album

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now i've watched a fair amount of d&d i've started to pick up on the differences between dm style i think

like brennan IS all the bad guys. every game he dms is brennan vs the players. he makes npcs and battles that make his friends throw things at him and he smirks the whole time. he makes them tell him their worst fears and then he makes them do it. and it's awful and amazing and really funny

matt IS exandria. his characters and battles never feel written or constructed, they just feel like things that already existed in the world. it's all about verisimilitude with him, and he's amazing at it. he tends to fade into the background and let the players react to the story and it makes everything he does incredibly cinematic

aabria dms like she's just another player at the table reacting to the story, right up until someone gets lulled into a false sense of security and tries to fool around and THEN she throws a curveball by making them deal with the consequences of their choices. she's like oh you think that's funny?? then i'm about to be hilarious, bitch. and she keeps getting away with it bc she's just that good!

basically, brennan's an evil bastard, matt's the world, and aabria's the queen of consequences

or:

brennan - fuck

matt - around

aabria - find out

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"You're the best of us. Sleep well."

no, but the way ashton was so, so afraid that this was how FCG's story was going to end. he was SO afraid FCG was going to martyr himself. this can't go well for ashton. I cannot imagine he's going to handle this death well

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"You are the best of us." says Ashton 😭

God.... from the start of the campaign Ashton tried to make FCG see their own worth and that they're their own person..... He was fucking overjoyed when he thought someone (the therapy turtle lady?) finally got through to FCG on that.

The thing is....! Ashton didn't get to hear that beautiful internal monologue about how FCG finally realized how real he is. Ashton's gonna think FCG sacrificed himself because he still thought his life was worth less than the fleshy ones.

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These dreams go on when I close my eyes

Every second of the night, I live another life...

Imogen's horse named Heart! hahaha 💜

My fav new head cannon: the southern accent made its way to the moon via dreams. Like, those American kids who started speaking with a British accent after watching Peppa Pig, the Reiloran southern accent started from dreams