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[haleyrose23]

My heart

My heart is wrapped in iron ropes,

Enclosed in a cage of steel,

Peppered with imperfections.

It’s twisted and scabrous,

Dark and petite.

Buts it’s yours.

- Haley Rose

[haleyrose23]

Now that Jack Wolfe has been cast and we have found out that he can sing, I believe that it’s in our best interest to have Wylan and Alys sing a duet in the show.

[haleyrose23]

Kaz: what do you think my forgiveness looks like Jordie?

Jesper: Who the hell is Jordie?

Kaz:

Jesper:

Inej:

Nina:

Matthias:

Wylan:

Colm:

All the Dregs:

The entire Barrel:

Ketterdam (aka his mom):

Profit (aka his dad):

Nikolai:

Zoya:

Leigh Bardugo:

Fandom: Now thats a lot of damage.

John Mulaney: we don't have time to unpack all that.

[haleyrose23]

Okay, but think about Gilderoy! from AVPSY but instead of it being Gilderoy, it's voldy. Like, just think about it. Just let it sink in.

"Voldy is here, to fill, your short attention spans."

"Why be looking at a wonder boy when you could be looking at a wonder mort."

I'm sorry for whatever this is.

[haleyrose23]

Rule of Wolves Spoilers

Kaz: Jesper open up the door!

Jesper: Wylan said no. I listen to Wylan.

Nikolai: *whispering* Tell him I'm here.

Kaz: Jesper, the guy with the flying ships is here.

They hear a crash from inside the house

Jesper, panting: *opens the door* What can I do for you, Mr. Man-with-the-flying-ships?

Zoya: *to herself* what did I get myself into?

[haleyrose23]

Me: *Watches the Shadow and Bone teaser trailer*

Trailer: *Shows Mal running after Alina*

Me: *Shipping Malina*

Also Me: Me? Shipping Malina after watching a 2 minute trailer for a tv show after hating that ship (and Mal) for all 3 books? Never...

Me: *Watches trailer again* *Whispers while Mal is running after her* You go get her Mal!

[haleyrose23]

@cassandraclare

@cassandraclare 

So I am re-reading TID and I was wondering, would Cortana be able to cut through the automatons? I know it can cut through anything, but this is “an army born of neither heaven nor hell,” not truly angelic or demonic. 

[haleyrose23]

@cassandraclare 

So I am re-reading TID and I was wondering, would Cortana be able to cut through the automatons? I know it can cut through anything, but this is “an army born of neither heaven nor hell,” not truly angelic or demonic. 

[haleyrose23]

Are you ever just like watching something and then automatically something from a book pops into your head? Because I was watching Criminal Minds with my fam and all I could think about was Shatter Me...

[haleyrose23]

Kazzle Dazzle

I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE PHRASE "KAZZLE DAZZLE"

Netflix: *puts Freddy Carter in a fedora*

The entirety of the GrishaVerse fandom: *quaking in silence*

Netflix: *demonic laughing*

Me: Well, at least his clothes are bla- WHY IS THERE BLUE ON HIS SHIRT?! I guess it's better than the *inner red liquid* of his enemies...

Me: *mutters* demjins

[haleyrose23]

In honor of Tree Girls birthday tomorrow I turned my blue cookies goth. She slapped me.

— Percy probably, at some point

[haleyrose23]

When the Shadow and Bone trailer comes out

Ben Barnes: You and I are going to change the world

Me: *Pterodactyl screech* *Hits head on wall while jumping up and down* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE