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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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He RAN.

For which, I commend.

Ostend, 28.06.2024 | 📹 | Other POVs 🖤♥️🤍

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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading

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people who draw/write jake as the 'evil alter' are insane. this guy??? friend guy????? the most caring and kind alter????? leave him alone.

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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

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The moon requires a sacrifice 🌙

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

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SUMMON THE SUIT!!!

Plus close ups.

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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🌙 MY MK SKETCH BOOK 🌙⁠

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Comics Jake cracks me up. Admittedly, I like to think Steven's jab at the 'tache is a nod to Jake's. Like a lot of the fandom, I absolutely subscribe to the 'takes in all the strays trope', you absolutely bet I do!⁠

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🌙Jakey cakes 🌙⁠

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If you tag the less popular fandom ship on ao3 in a fic that’s actually about your more popular fandom ship and you know and I know that that fic is not really about the less popular fandom ship at all, please know that I’m placing a curse on you so that you step on a fucking Lego once a day for the rest of your life

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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random firewatch scenery [1/?]

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Waa thinking of Marc and RoRo, down in the caves, where the water level was unsafe for them.

Marc fighting just for himself, trying to keep his head above the water, crying and struggling in the water as RoRo yells for him.

Marc unable to keep track of what's happening, between the shouting and his own tears.

Unaware of Jake fighting to the surface, swimming as best he can towards where he can hear RoRo yelling for help.

But surging water keeps pushing him this way and that, sometimes closer to RoRo, sometimes away from him.

And Jake hitting his face on something sharp, pain flaring up around his jaw.

He can barely see straight, keep his head up. He still tries swimming to RoRo even as his shouts are weaker.

He can't even see him.

Barely sees anything as he struggles to find anything to grab onto.

But finally he finds something heavy, dragging it along with him as he all but stretches and gropes and groans, refusing to let go even as he tries to reach out with his free arm.

Latching onto something, heaving gulps of air as he ties to pull himself up, the weight of soaked clothes dragging him down.

The weight on his other harm that he refuses to let go.

Marc and the log he had grabbed onto finally drift out into shallow water, waist and upper half of his body rolled onto wet but solid ground.

RoRo nearby, face up in the water, motionless just like Marc.

But whereas Marc breathes weakly, he doesn't breathe at all.