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Steve: Is that a gun?

Nancy: Yep! It’s where I keep my bullets!

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Joyce: You just can't stand the idea of Bob and me as a couple.

Hopper: Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood.

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Robin: Wow! You are one resourceful, terrifying little person.

Erica: Hey, that’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever said to me.

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Vickie: *tending to Robin’s wounds*

Robin: Do you think it’ll scar?

Vickie: Don't worry, dudes dig scars.

Robin: ...Do chicks?

Vickie: 👁️👄👁️

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Hopper: Nice work, Harrington.

Steve: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?

Dustin: You just called Hopper "Dad"; you said, "thanks, dad."

Steve: What? No, I didn't. I said "thanks, Hopper."

Hopper: Do you see me as a father figure, Steve?

Steve: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me!

Jonathan: It's not a big deal. I called Nancy "Mom" once when we were having sex.

Steve: Guys! Jump on that! Jonathan has psycho-sexual issues!

Robin: Old news.

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Vecna, about Max: Oh, out of all the people I've killed, that one will hold a special place in my heart.

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Dustin: Oh, I know all about crazy girlfriends. Suzie has rapture insurance.

Lucas: That doesn’t sound so crazy… If you’re gonna be left behind, you’re gonna need some extra cash to help you through tribulations.

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Dustin: It's Billy... he's dead.

Steve: ...Oh no, not the dickhead- what do you want me to say?

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Vickie: How do you guys cope with your mortality?

Nancy: Violent outbursts.

Steve: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

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Steve: Who’s that?

Robin: Finn.

Steve: Who’s that?

Robin: Rachel.

Steve: Which one’s Glee?

Robin: You have to stop.

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Eleven: Does it ever get easy?

Hopper: You mean life?

Eleven: Yeah. Does it get easy?

Hopper: What do you want me to say?

Eleven: Lie to me.

Hopper: Yes, it’s all very simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Eleven: Liar.

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Steve Harrington: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?

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Mike: Will, I've know you since kindergarten.

Will: You don't know me. I am unknowable.

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Max: I’m in my babysitter's car. Broom broom.

Steve: Get out me car!

Max: Aww.

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Lucas: Mike can’t mouth off? That’s like a bird without a song - a really bitchy bird.

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Steve Harrington: My only crime was caring too much! And grand theft auto, but mostly caring too much!

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Karen: Isn’t it amazing what siblings learn from each other?

Mike: I learn a lot from Nancy because she makes so many mistakes.