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In another world barty and pandora are snoop dog and Martha Stewart purely based on vibes

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Marauders brainrot is all fun and games until you’re loading the truck after a band competition and this conversation happens

B: everyone chill is named Reggie. I bet that guy over there (points to crossing guard leaning on light post) is named Reggie

J: man he looks like a James like I think he could be a James or a Reggie

R: he looks like he’d be British

*agreement all around*

I’m telling you I was actually about to pass away. Plus these were the freaking floor tiles (ft my combat boots)

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I hate Colleen hover with my whole heart and soul. I hate her more than every villain in every book I read when I was little. There is not a single person on this earth who I hope studs their toe trips and gets a very visible very red bump on their head. I really really really don’t like her and I hope she forgets how to spell and is unable to write another book ever again. The unfathomable RAGE that woman fills me with is so utterly shocking. If Colleen hover has one hater it is me. If Colleen hover has no haters one of us never existed. I will hate that woman beyond both of our deaths I legitimately can’t stand her. Hope this helps

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youre a bit of a freak arent you. i know what you are.

I’m know WHO you are, in fact I know where you live. Count your days.

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happy pride month to

homosexuals

women with children

ex-ex lovers

teeny tiny bands

shiksa caterers

short insomniacs

hypochondriacs

yiddish americans

spiky families

radiologists

intellectuals

nervous wrecks

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Not knowing the difference between there their and they’re is so weird to me bc what do you mean? Do you not have any nonbianary friends?

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"the girls, the gays, and the theys" can you just call me a faggot please

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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Casey McQuiston writing One Last Stop

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sisyphus-ahh blog

CONSPIRACY UNLOCKED

THE EARTH IS THE MOON AND THE MOON IS THE EARTH AND WE ARE ACTUALLY MOON-MEN, STARING AT A MIRROR OF OUR OWN PLANET!!!! WHY DID THEY DO THIS?? I HAVE A FEW ANSWERS:

WE NEED TO BREAK THE SPHERE AND KILL THE GOD OF THE COMPUTER. WE NEED TO LEARN HIS NAME AND SPEAK TO HIM THROUGH HIS SYSTEM!!!!

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Trust and believe that when I get a second ear pricing y’all are literally never gonna hear the end of it, shits always gonna be jingling and jangling

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Yall I can’t wait till I live alone or like with a friend and I can just cry really ruthlessly and have someone actually understand what I need in that moment

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Girlhood is doing the most batshit insane makeup either by yourself or with a friend and then (no matter whether or not it’s done) going to the kitchen/living room to eat something without acknowledging the makeup to your family

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Hello. I have question.

What is your roaming hour?

What is your roaming hour?

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

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in pick a fandom any fandom which fandom do you pick. like. if a woodchuck could chuck woodchuck chuck you feel me.

I know where you live

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Shaggy dyed hair and pretty eyes

That’s it, that’s the post