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Arthur: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

(Source: Twitter)

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So, I super want to make people commissioning pictures of “Zaphod Beeblebrox, Voted Worst Dressed Sentient in the Known Galaxy” and posting them tagged #WorstDressedSentient a THING this Towel Day, and I’d like to beg your help with this worthy cause by promoting the idea. Please!

this blog is dead and I missed towel day by a long shot but I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE

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So apparently the number 42 has biblical importance, and it's the perfect number mathematically.

Douglas Adams actually said he picked 42 because he needed a smallish meaningless number, but I didn’t know either of these things! I’d love to know more!

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Arthur:

Don’t know if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Hi! My name is Linn, and I am a singer/songwriter from Stockholm, Sweden. I have a bit of an odd question. I just released a song about Zaphod Beeblebrox, inspired from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It would mean the WORLD to me if fans (who actually get all the references) would listen to it. Here it is! 💜🚀✨🌙

https://open.spotify.com/track/6edBzJ8XE9G5Yv8LfSU2kO?si=NX774g0FRciHJmi5duUX8A

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Ford, clearly drunk: [picks up empty glass and tries to drink from it]

Ford: Who drank my whisky?

Arthur: You did.

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happy generic winter holiday look what i got

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Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories? Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys.

Zaphod Beeblebrox, probably

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Arthur: I’m an easygoing person.

Ford: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.

Arthur. It was off by half a centimetre! It never should have been in circulation!

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Ford: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Arthur: What was the first?

Ford: It's very complicated, but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the galaxy.

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Having a bad day? Yeah I am Draw Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

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So I made a gofundme a few days ago with a little more info about my current situation, and it has literally no views but I’m too embarrassed to post it on Facebook (I just don’t want a lot of people to know), so I thought it wouldn’t hurt to try tumblr. 

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-- Arthur Dent, about Ford Prefect

but sir that’s my emotional support twink

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Ford, to the others: Arthur and I are no longer friends.

Arthur: Ford, that is the worst way to tell people we're dating!

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Arthur: If you need me, I'll be hiding.

Ford: Where?

Arthur: That's the whole point.

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Zaphod: Guys, what do you think will happen if I throw something into the fire?

Trillian: Zaphod, put Marvin down!

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Zaphod, after leaving the Total Perspective Vortex: I've learned some valuable lessons from this.

Marvin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Zaphod: death isn't real and I'm basically god