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“i feel like the child of an alcoholic–you know the problem isn’t yours, but it is. you want to help, but you don’t know how, so you lie awake at night in fear and confusion, and nothing gets resolved."

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flap flap flap

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as misery loves orphans

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yapper tim featuring dick cooking

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Aw :(

from Titans (1999) #16

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The Wonder Twins ganging up on Jason as is their job

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heres baby timmy and dickie

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pay attention to him NOW

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fandom isn't fun fandom is like a punishment you have to put up with for having your brain chemistry warped by a good anime or whatever. "i haven't read the source material but i love the fan content" is like saying "i hate partying but i LOVE being hungover"

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Broke: adopt a child

Woke: borrow your boyfriend's

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“dick grayson doesn’t have a superfam bestie” “why doesn’t he have a kryptonian to hang out with like tim and clark and damian” he does ur all just cowards

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so many issues wrt the idea of responsibility and such in batfandom would be fixed if people remembered that leslie thompkins and selina kyle exist. like those scenarios people keep making up about protecting gotham’s infrastructure happen in the comics but because women are involved no one seems to give a shit. “why isn’t anyone offering support in the alley??” leslie is. “why isn’t anyone protecting the women and children of gotham??” selina is. “why isn’t anyone more involved with stopping the mob in gotham??” helena is. “why isn’t bruce more proactive in fixing gotham outside of batman??” who do u think funds leslie’s clinic.

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when im older

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i present mother dick grayson

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"ok now in 3,2,1..."

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I recently found out that cats can stretch to 3 times their body length because they're so flexible and all I can see is a thug beating up a member of the batfamily and then feeling an ominous sensation at his back. He stops and turns around a little scared to find himself eyeline level to a stomach. He slowly starts craning his head up, up, up and looks up at the shadow darkened face of the tallest slenderman (wait weren't those supposed fake?!) he's ever seen.

The 12 foot tall man asks in the nicest but scariest voice the thug has ever heard, "what. are. you. doing."

The thug decides the best thing to do would be to not answer but it's not like he could anyway even if he wanted to because even sounds are willing to hide in his throat. The last thing he sees before his vision blacks out is a slender hand with bright blue fingerstripes reaching down.

At this point the batkids are just as scared as the thug because holy shit they've only heard rumors not seen it in action!

"...Dick?"

Dick just shrinks down to normal size and helps them up.

"How did you do that?!"

"Do what? oh. I just disconnected my shoulder blades. C'mon, let's go back and get you all patched up."

"You.....what?"

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Anyway I'll now present to yall dick grayson's entire character arc using only two memes, behold: