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James: Which way did Sirius go?

Regulus: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.

James: You could really figure it out from that?

Regulus: No, you idiot, Sirius sent me a text. See?

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James: There's no way they like me back.

Remus: Regulus would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Peter: Regulus would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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James: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Regulus : I’m “a couple of things”.

Lily: I’m “got distracted”.

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James , bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Remus, not looking up from his book: Really? Sirius, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

(Remus probably wouldn’t put his book down actually).

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Lily: I know you love them.

James: I am not in love with Regulus !

Lily, staring at James: I never said who...

James: *realizes*

James: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Headcannonsssss

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Could this be more James coded.

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Remus : I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

James : Try duck.

Remus : …

James : …

Remus : What?

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Barty: the Halloween decorations are so cool, where did you get the fake skeletons?

Evan : …

Evan : They were supposed to be fake?

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*Sirius casually searching around the room*

James: Hey Sirius, what’re you looking for?

Sirius: My will to live.

*Remus walks into the room*

Sirius: Oh, there it is.

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Remus: *trying to read but can’t because James won’t stop ranting about his love for Regulus*

Remus: James, you need to cool it you’re making it so obvious that you love him.

James: I can’t help it. His hair looks so beautiful today and his eyes they’re so heavenly I wish I could look into them forever and oh Merlin when he started speaking French I almost passed away Remus.

Sirius, walking through the door: What the hell?

James: oh shit.

James: *Runs away full speed, almost crashing into everything*

Sirius to Remus: James is in love with me?

Remus, knowing James is deeply obsessed with Regulus: Yes, James is in love with you. He has been for years.

Sirius: …

Remus: You should go talk to him he’s probably heartbroken at your reaction.

Sirius: Okay yeah I’ll go talk to him. It’s not that surprising that he’s in love with me I am incredibly beautiful.

Sirius: *practicing what he’s going to say while leaving to find James*

Remus, finally alone and able to read in peace: ah what a day.

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I love babysitter Barty.

jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting

barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?

two yr old harry: stinky!

barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?

harry: asshole!

barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!

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Regulus : Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

James : It was autocorrect.

Regulus: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot baby. Please step on me."?

James: Yes.

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James : *hugging regulus from behind* remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Regulus : yes?

James : they’re out of my ADHD meds for 5 days

Regulus : oh my god

James : it’s going to be a fun week

Regulus : I’m going to Sirius’

James : in sickness and in health reggie

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HC : James doesn’t have a single pair of socks that match, so Remus and regulus keep buying him socks, but he somehow still manages to never wear matching socks.

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James: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Sirius : Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

James: Not when you’re playing with Remus, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Peter: Nice rock.

James: Thanks, Regulus gave it to me.

Regulus: I threw it at you!

James: Aren't they the sweetest?