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Me (after witnessing Sanji with a sword in a recent chapter):

"Why do you have that sword? What are you gonna do with it, use it as a giant skewer? Or maybe… you’re using it in a fight? No way we're getting a death pact resolution already?!"

Sanji: Uses the sword as a makeshift carriage while carrying Nami on his back.

Me : "You know what, yeah, that’s perfectly on-brand behavior." 🤣🤣🤣

Image in question (yeah, it's now from leaks) :

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Promt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 9

This is LawSan promt, to be honest, I don't know how can I put this into the existing timeline, but when this really stopped anyone.

As the Straw Hats explore the Grand Line, they stumble upon a mysterious island with an ancient shrine. Robin translates the inscriptions, revealing a promise of returning something lost, but warns there could be a price. Luffy, undeterred, tries to grab a magical artifact, but Sanji and Law stop him.

The next morning, two familiar figures appear: Cora-san and Sora. Sanji is shocked to see his mother, while Law is equally overwhelmed at the sight of Cora-san. As they share an emotional reunion, the crew reflects on Sanji and Law's relationship.

The night unfolds with laughter and stories exchanged. Nami jokingly suggests someone should marry Sanji and Law, prompting a surprised but enthusiastic agreement from the couple. Luffy excitedly offers to officiate the wedding.

Under the stars, Sora walks Sanji down the aisle, her pride evident despite her frailty, while Cora-san supports Law. As dawn approaches, they say tearful goodbyes, knowing they have witnessed a miracle that will forever be etched in their hearts.

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Please I need help finding zosan fic

It was modern setting, classic scenario when zoro in attempt to surprise sanji with gift via trip in Europe for cuisine starts to unintentionally neglect sanji. Because of this sanji thinks that zoro is cheating. Robin was also involved in preparation. I think there was a scene were sanji was leaving with suitcase but fortunately zoro showed up then.

Please I am begging for help

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If I had a nickel for every time my favorite character started to bark unprovoked in a show during this summer, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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You know, I just now realized that the only survivor form three generation of soukoku is Mori fucking Ogai. Omg , and I thought it couldn't get worse.

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Neil Gaiman, Gege Akutami and Asagiri Kafka or in other words "don't let them guess your next move" club is responsible for me being in state of constant anxiety this week.

Just let me enjoy my ships and interesting storylines in peace, but nooo the last two are playing AND winning chess games against my nervous system (I am too tired for this plot twists) and Gaiman and Kafka destroyed my OTPs, by killing/making one half of them unavailable( in soukoku case both are like that ). Like whyyyy, what was the reason???

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Oh I love it and I hate it at same time...

I think this will summarize S2 of God omens perfectly.  Was really glad there were shown past adventures of Crowley and Aziraphel, shown progress of their dynamic. Finally I understood what random thing Crowley was spinning in S1 while he was stopping time( always thought it was random car part ). They also kept  tradition of randomly throwing Doctor Who ester eggs ),  and was surprised that David's son also joined the cast. I was personally impressed with couple between Gabriel and Beezlzebub (didn't really see potential in s1), but did ineffable husband break my heart. God , I really want Aziraphel to finally choose Crowley,  this poor demon is gone on him....

P.S Do we count Crowley choosing to refer to himself as doctor , and having high enough clearance to be able to access files about Gabriel as "Crowley was Raphael before fall " evidences 🤔...

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 8

I am in love with time-traveling AUs and have a plethora of different ideas. One concept I find particularly amusing is when Steve (either alone or with someone else), is tasked with dealing with UD. This prompt  I think  will be hilariously chaotic , cause the unfortunate soul accompanying Harrington is Mike. Oh boy, they are in for a wild ride.

Between the two of them, they pretty much have all the information and events covered. However, there's a catch – they have to communicate effectively. The first couple of days prove to be hell not just for them but for everyone else. Nancy, for instance, witnesses her brother go from "I hate Harrington" to "Have you seen Steve? I need to talk to him." Steve's group of friends seeing him go from “too cool for this shit ” to being a frantic mess who is too snippy with them and suddenly started to adopt kids every day (The party). For both Steve and Mike, this opportunity to time travel is a chance to rectify their mistakes and, perhaps, find some peace along the journey.

It would be  also amusing if Mike, after witnessing Eddie, behaves like a kicked puppy, while Steve takes on the role of the "tired mother" yet again and tries to convince Munson to support a campaign for a group of middle schoolers. Picture Steve saying, "No, Munson, this isn't a trap, con, or some long-ass game. For Christ sake, I'll even pay you. And no, you are not high, Eddie..." "Why are calling me Eddie???"

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You know it's kinda funny that donut somehow has become some sort of metaphor for multiverse twice in media (Everything Everywhere all at once / Spider-Man: Across the spider-verse ) , recent Asagiri's comments about Dazai being similar to donut, left me with a lot of questions.

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 7

This is a crossover with Harry Potter.

Imagine a scenario of reincarnation, but in a different universe. When someone is reborn, they have a vague sense of reliving something familiar, like searching for someone in a crowded room or a lingering feeling that something is missing. Their memories from their past life only begin to resurface after a near-death experience.In this case, the reincarnated pair is Remus Lupin as Steve Harrington and Sirius Black as Eddie.

After Steve's intense fight with Billy in Season 2 , he starts to have glimpses of his previous life. It would be a cruel twist of fate if he also got some version of lycanthropy after he was bitten at the tunes. By the end of Season 3, Steve regains all of his memories.

On the other hand, Eddie doesn't have any recollections of his previous life, but he finds it intriguing and slightly strange that Steve Harrington is paying so much attention to him. In Season 4, when the party manages to save Munson but Steve has to perform CPR, Eddie not only gains a new group of friends and a version of light vampirism as a side effect, but also memories of his life as Sirius Black.

The hospital reunion between Steve and Eddie would be incredibly emotional, not only because of recent events in Season 4 but also due to the shared history of the characters in the Harry Potter series. The rest of the party would be utterly confused when they hear Steve and Eddie referring to each other as Moony/Remus and Padfoot/Sirius before receiving an explanation.

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 6

Well, it's not a prompt, but more of a concept that won't leave me alone and haunts my dreams. But I'm a huge fan of the idea when a character faces otherworldly situations, thinking that lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place, hoping it won't happen again. But guess what? They find themselves once more in the center of supernatural occurrences.

Like imagine Steve Harrington( a former Winchester) believing he had left all the supernatural nonsense behind when he was left in Hawkins or chose to run away. But no, he simply exchanged biblical and supernatural creatures for goddamn eldritch monsters and superpowered kids.

Or, picture him in a Teen Wolf alternate universe. Maybe he decided to change his name or assumed someone else's identity (perhaps Claudia agreed to be the surrogate mother for Steddie), leading a seemingly normal life, only to discover that his son has become involved in werewolf drama.

Steve would definitely lose his mind, questioning if he's cursed and why in the hell these things keep happening to him. He might go , "Am I cursed? Why, just why? Eddie, for God's sake, it's not funny. The chances are that we'll probably die fighting some 'monster of the week.' Oh my God, I thought I left that behind in my 20s/past ."

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 5

It was inspired by fic called "American Beauty" by mrssreid.

The prompt takes place in Season 4 of the show. After the events at Eddie's trailer, the three of them, Steve, Eddie, and Chrissy, start dating secretly. Only Robin is aware of their new relationship due to its fragile and unconventional nature, so the rest of the party remains unaware.

I think Steve would find it challenging to explain the three years of Upside Down experiences he went through, especially considering legal restrictions preventing him from doing so. Because of this Eddie and Chrissy are completely blindsided by the events of Season 4. In this version, Chrissy could be replaced with Jason as the first victim. He wanted to start a fight with Eddie at his home and falls victim to Vecna, forcing Hellcheer to hide.

This leads to Steve receiving the news and becoming unusually  invested in the search party after Dustin and Max storm into Family Video. Eventually, Steve has a tearful reunion with Eddie and Chrissy, where he opens up about his past and the scars he bears. Throughout this, Hellcheer is already gone on him, and their love deepens further upon learning about Steve's history and witnessing his showdown with Upside Down creatures.(Perhaps they both become slightly snippy and unimpressed with Nancy's lingering looks. )Thankfully, all of them manage to survive, and they defeat Vecna. This outcome might be attributed to the absence of a "witch hunt" or the altered team dynamics. After everything settles down, they come out as a couple to the rest of the party, and they are accepted by their friends.

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 4

Crossover between Good Omens and Doctor Who.

After being teased by numerous DW Easter eggs, I was like , "Screw it," and imagined that Crowley also created Gallifrey. And because of the Timeless Child plot (which I should probably rewatch),  I was like “Ha, Doctor can  be a direct descendant of Raphael “.(I can't explain how it works )

Now, I know this idea goes against established rules, but let's imagine it's somehow possible to exclude the regeneration(10th) from a cycle (like getting one life but still a full time lord). Of course, there would be consequences, such as a lack of couple of memories ( for the 11th regeneration) and poor health for the 10th Doctor. It would be also great if, after such a traumatic event, Jenny somehow reunites with her dad. And, of course, all of this takes place in London.

Imagine Jenny coming across Aziraphale and later Crowley, going, "Why do you look exactly like my dad?" Fast forward to a family reunion (first meeting ?), and the Doctor is healed. Finally, he can find out how he would look as a ginger🤣 Crowley is freaking out about becoming a dad and a grandparent at an incredibly fast pace, while Aziraphale continues to be his charming self.

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 3

Main universe but with canon-divergence, the events at Starcourt Mall took a much darker turn, resulting in Steve suffering severe injuries that caused him to lose his sight. However, the trauma he endured, combined with a serum and torture, granted him heightened senses akin to those of Daredevil. Following these events, Steve's parents  decided to cut him off. Maybe due to the fact that there were such drastic consequences after UD , Claudia is told about everything and at the end decided to adopt Steve.

Unaware of this, after meeting the party Eddie as usual goes on about conformism and makes comments about "King Steve," which upsets Dustin and he just  leaves. The rest of the party vaguely explains the situation to Eddie, leading him to realize his mistake. Filled with remorse, Eddie decides to apologize to Dustin.

During his attempt to make amends, Eddie unexpectedly encounters Steve, and they strike up an unlikely friendship(after clearing everything between him and Dustin ). As they spend more time together, their bond deepens, eventually leading to a romantic relationship. Over time, Steve opens up to Eddie about the Upside Down, and Eddie as result is more prepared to face t season 4 shenanigans. Maybe Steve can be one of Henry's victims.

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 2

This is crossover with Good Omens. S4 maybe S5 where The party lost , like majority of them are dead, Steve and Eddie(former Kas) are the last to die. But they are given a choice to go back and change things,  the catch is that they will become an angel / demon (basically immortal ,outlive everyone) to do that. The twist is that Steve becomes demon and Eddie the Angel.  I think it would be ironic and an interesting dynamic in the long run. Because Eddie despite him being "local satanist" is sweet, brave and kinda looks out for younger people, and Steve would be similar to Crowley (former Raphael) protective of the the kids, and everyone he considers his, kinda related to healing, was hanging out with the wrong crowd.... Eddie being like "no Steve, why would you do that. I didn't even believe in God before this." and Steve like "Eddie,  please let me do this for you. I want you to finally rest . I couldn't let you take another burden,  please ..." Of course Crowley and Aziraphel got involved. Maybe UD was some deserted area in hell before Henry. The timeline can be before Will going missing or smth different. Steddie helping Will safely getting to Joyce, and Crowley and Aziraphel going after demogorgon(?) and trying to convince hell and heaven respectively that everything is under control. Also would be funny Aziraphel kinda not being on board with getting involved in UD business, but Steve will get a package delivered to his house and it will be Aziraphel's flaming sword... Poor principle will be outnumbered

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Prompt up for sale or Fics that I will never write. Part 1

AU where Steve is Captain Jack son. Because not only thay are kinda similar, but also it will explain Steve's "magical regeneration" and the fact that he is still alive after everything. Harrington is kinda stuck in the 80s and a bit confused by everything (history is hard, and he is used to the future). So the season 4 goes slightly differently. (Steve and Eddie are definitely flirting). Steve somehow manages to reach his dad and The Doctor so they also got involved (doctor and companion help UD crew, Jack helps the one with Max). And Eddie meets the family kinda before relationship even starts. Funny thing would be Jack or Doctor or even companion going " ah Steve, right your husband Eddie" or "omg you are Eddie Munson husband". And Steddie going o.o and crimson .

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After watching Good Omens trailer, I was like why in hell did Crowley (Fashion Icon) willingly choose to wear that outfit as disguise in Heaven. Yeah probably he did it cause he doesn't care at all, he is there to create chaos. But me being (delusional) a "Crowley was Raphael before fall" believer , think he went "What angel? You want me to go to heaven, but they will connect dots... You now what, it's a great opportunity to mess everything up. I am gonna leave such impression that they wouldn't even consider me being Raphael. Oh I am such a genius..."