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Some art of different characters I've played over the years uwu

We have the most recent Fizzie, a fairy bard who was banished from the feywilds and became a clown

Quil, the sorcerer rogue Triton who's secretly a spy for their undersea home trying to conquer the surface (he's dumb and thinks he's back packing through the mainland)

And Jasphyr, a drow rogue who is possessed by a ghost and now he has 5 eyes- uses the 5 eyes as a bit to swindle money from people as a fortune teller

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I'm planning my outfit for pride this year and planning what to bring too :)

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So hi, I wanna share a weird thing I do.

Once a week I will sit in the bathtub 🛁. Fully clothed 🧍.

With a bag of cat treats 🍬

And my cats 😺🐈‍⬛🦁

THIS is how I plan to get my cats to not fear baths.I plan to slowly introduce them to water; so first I am establishing that the bathtub is where good things happen. And once the cats can all willingly climb into a dry tub, I will slowly do the same thing over again with small amounts of water added inI am in like, week 5 of bathtub time and my most receptive student, the goodest boy Mister Man, had a bit of a very surprising milestone!

I was kneeling beside the tub to rinse a hair mask out of my hair and testing the test the waters them before Dunking my head in and Mister sat down next to me. He was a bit unsure but curious so I am excited for him 🥰🥹🐱🌟

This is the Man in question btw

(his full name is Mister Man the Business man)

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I want so badly for an AU of the Odyssey where Odysseus doesn't drop the infant from the wall, not because he's not able to kill the infant; but because he realizes that infants are very easy to kill,and if any at point he changes his mind he could just stop taking care of it, or drop it in the water. Like I feel like babies are famously easy to kill. You could just leave it alone and it would die.

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My roommate recently had a hysterectomy and this was in their post-op recovery directions

And the top highlighted line is just a sentence after the period there is nothing. And it's become a meme amongst our friends

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I wish there was porn videos that were like Wiki how articles and tutorial videos like here's what I'm imagining;

Camera pans onto the actors who are sitting and discussing their wants and needs from whatever roleplay or sexual activity they are interested in taking. Then we see the negotiation but where each person talks about their boundaries in and safe words and what they are or aren't comfortable doing; then we see the actual activity, and at the end we get to see the after care.

Like I am dumb and need directions on how to do this shit; give me a kinky roleplay how to video!

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I want there to be a TV show called "How hard can it be?" Where people switch jobs for a week with someone in a completely different field of work but are still vaguely similar so that there will inevitably be an episode about Pro Wrestlers and Drag Queens"

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Having started my 2nd DND campaign about two and a half months ago-I thought I'd share how it's going.

After finishing our curse of strahd campaign my players were more than excited to get started with our homebrew campaign (which I decided to throw together after wotc pulled that shit with the ogl a bit ago) but the world was nowhere near finished so my players actually helped me build the world. Making gods, lore, prominent NPCs and even helping me with the world's timeline to some extent. I honestly feel like I got away with dumping the majority of world building onto them! (Which isn't true in the slightest but they helped like so much omg)

We started our session 0 with boundaries and expectations as well as adding some safe words people can use if things are getting uncomfortable. Which so far hasn't been used but I check in regularly anyway.

Session 1-3 we introduced everyone

Ukko- the fallen aasmair cleric of Anaca(the matron of the wilds)

Jolene- the tiefling artificer sorcerer (who owns a shop and has split custody of their nibbling Archie)

Colt- the forest gnome druid (not a follower of Anaca strictly but is following behind Ukko on a Spiritual journey)

Cas- the changeling bard who accidentally stumbled I to the material plane and is now incredibly confused why they can see and talk to ghosts and is now disguised as a human

Iona- the tiefling bard who is currently being exploited by the internship they have at the local Athenaeum (it's like a library/magic school roll with it)

Anyway - through a series of weird events the party discovers that people are being turned into animals by some miracle elixir! They track down the source- a green hag in the woods disguised as an old lady- they take her down and bring her in for a reward and then they spend the evening celebrating at a fancy inn :)

Session 4-5 was a sort of interlude where I was feeling out the next adventure I kept tossing them plot hooks but nothing stuck so they spent this time running Jolene's shop (an antique store that's a cover for illegal gun sales)

Session 6-8

We began with a time skip of about a week to get to the weekend that Jolene's nibbling comes over. Archie is like 14 and going through teifling puberty ( they started out human and are slowly becoming a teifling cuz of a bloodline thing) and they are introduced to the party at ✨ fantasy Red Robin's ✨ where while having a wonderful time - Cas saw the ghost of a pirate -who immediately clocked that Cas can see him- and he began harassing them into helping him get back to his ship! After some Scooby Doo hijinks of trying to convince the party that there's a g-g-g-ghost everyone decides to help the ghost but unsure of how to find a ship in a landlocked city they wait till the next day so colt can cast "locate object". Eventually they find their way to the underground trolley system of the city and find an abandoned tunnel leading to a cave system that's just covered in spiders. They end up getting past the illusion puzzle meant to take up at least 10 minutes in 2 minutes and find a room filled with giant spiders!

After the spiders are epically dispatched the party debates what all these spiders down here mean- one of the players brings up the water that's on the floor and discovers it's salty which makes no fuckin sense under a land locked city and while discussing if they should go to the next room they hear a voice from above say "looks like it's dinner time" and they look up to see a Drider on the ceiling of the cave

Next session we'll be starting in combat with the Drider ready to kick some ass 🕸️🕷️🤗 the PC of Ukko has been absolutely enthralled with the meaning of the underdarks existence in tbe world -which hasn't been mentioned before - but he absolutely adores the underdark :) did i mention they're all lvl 3? I'm pretty sure they can handle it

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Well, I guess my body is gonna start dying now; just turned 25 and holy cow

Nothing is different and yet everything is different

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Hey Bioshock fans!

Are you Gay?🏳️‍🌈

Do you like books? 📚

Do you like Lesbians? 👩‍❤️‍👩

WELL DO I HAVE THE BOOK FOR YOU

Introducing "This Gilded Abyss" by Rebecca Thorne! It's got an underwater city! Submersibles! Art Deco art styles! Hurt/comfort! Enemies(exes) to lovers! Badass Lesbians! Horrific murder scenes and epic fighting sequences! Underwater disasters! And much much more!

I bought the book two days ago and finished it this morning. And I cannot recommend it enough. The characters are clever, witty, and bad ass. Not to mention there's a little bit of spice✨🔥🥵 for those of you looking for something a bit naughty 😉.

I honestly can't wait for the next installment in -what I understand is going to be a trilogy- the series and am now reading another one of Rebecca's books "Can't spell treason without tea" which so far I also thoroughly enjoy.

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Tumblr is like that card game King Mao, where the only rule is that you can't talk about the rules but you must learn the rules to survive through observation.

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So my wisdom tooth is legit like, rotting? I had no clue until earlier this week when I was eating lunch and it just starting like crumbling? Now there's a whole in my fuckin tooth like some took and apple but outta it and it's kinda hallow inside. :/ Dentists can't get me in until next fuckin month.

I hate this fuckin country

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Happy pride month mother fuckers 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🎉

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I want to make a mother's day card that on the front says

"Only the most incredible, kind, giving, nurtering and beautiful mothers can open this card"

And then I want to glue it shut

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Low-key want Jack's tattoo from BioShock. I've seen so many pics on Google and now I'm like 👀👀👀

I'm partial to the version with words that say"a man chooses, a slave obeys" with broken chains on the side that says chooses. Thoughts?

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No one talks about how when you time travel you have to be careful not to touch or breath or eat or drink anything so you don't accidentally get led poisoning or asbestos or like the arsenic poisoning from paint idk man