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Le Chevre: Still mad at Black Sheep huh?

Tigress, stabbing a picture of Black Sheep: no

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Zack: Listen Carm...

Zack: In this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted.

Carmen: I am literally begging you to stop.

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Maelstrom: HOW DID I END UP WITH THESE IDIOTS? I’M SMART! I’M A GOOD LEADER! HOW??

Brunt: I’m smart.

Maelstrom: YOU ARE A GENETIC MISTAKE.

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Olive Garden Employee: I’m sorry but you guys can’t bring a wheelbarrow insi-

Zack and Ivy: IF THE BREADSTICKS ARE TRULY UNLIMITED WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO!

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Black Sheep: Four out of five villains agree...that the fifth one should just chill out.

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Maelstrom: One more word and we’ll feed you to our children!

Carmen:

Player:

Maelstrom: I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.

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Carmen: Tigress and I are dating!

Ivy: Aw, who confessed?

Tigress: I did. I made it short and sweet.

Carmen: You stood on the roof and yelled “listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and you better start acknowledging them!”

Tigress: It worked though.

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Zack: Listen Ivy.

Zack: In this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted.

Ivy: I’m literally begging you to stop.

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Julia: I don’t have a nervous system. I am a nervous system.

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Zack: I have a plan!

Ivy: And I have the hospital on speedial.

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Maelstrom: What’s a queen without her king?

Carmen: Historically, better.

Maelstrom: Who’s Juliet without her Romeo?

Julia: Uh, alive??

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Carmen: I think I might have a crush on Jules...

Player: Congratulations! You’re officially the last person to know.

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Zack: Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff.

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omg i love this. thank you.

Sheena: Go fuck yourself!

Carmen: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

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Player: Join Carmen's team, see the world!

Player: On a monitor.

Player: In a closet...

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Sheena: Go fuck yourself!

Carmen: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

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Player: Just try some light flirting. You know, be subtle.

Carmen: Okay, I can do that.

[later]

Carmen: Hey Jules, high-five!

Julia: [high fives Carmen]

Carmen: [interlaces their fingers]

Carmen: I’m in love with you.