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Hey Guys

I'm very sorry I haven't posted in a while...there's things going on in my personal life that make it hard for me to get online and make posts here. I don't mean to disappoint anyone...the blog is not dead, just hibernating until I get my act together enough to update it.

Thanks so much to everyone who has supported the blog. I promise I'll do my best to continue updating when I am able.

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I have to role play as alpha tord and my friend is gonna be omega Tom, I’m kinda-no really nervous, and advice?

Hmm, could you elaborate? I’m afraid I’m not quite sure what you mean by Alpha and Omega.

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"You DEMOLISHED Christmas!"

Tom: How many times do I have to apologize for that?

Edd: Once would be nice!

Tom: ...No.

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Cheering Up Edd

Matt: Here you go, Edd! A nice, cold can of cola.

Edd: ...It’s warm.

Matt: Nice can of cola.

Edd: *sips* It’s horrible.

Matt: Can of cola.

Edd: I’m not even sure this IS cola.

Matt: ...Can.

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"Hey Tom, Tord's back!"

Edd: Are you doing okay? Are you scared?

Tom: I’m scared you won’t let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.

Edd: ...You’re right, I will not let you do that.

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The End of The End, part ?

Tom: All in all, a one hundred percent successful adventure!

Edd: Tom, we lost Tord.

Tom: All in all, a one hundred percent successful adventure :)

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The Guys Fight

Matt: Guys! Guys! Look at us! Squabbling...bickering, like children!

Matt: What's happening to us? We never used to be like this!

Tord: ...Yes we did.

Edd: Yeah, he's right, Matt, we've always been like this.

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Bees?!

Bee: *Buzz*

Pat: Ah! Bees!

Paul: Don’t worry babe I’ll protect you! *Hides him in his coat*

Paul: I got stung once, I’m immune!

Paul: GO AHEAD AND STING ME BEES! It does NOTHING!

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Tord: Matt, can we talk, one ten to another? Matt: I’m an eleven but continue.

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Tord‘s perfect grasp of the English language

Tord: I do not dance.

Edd: Really? Well, in my country, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.

Tord: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.

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Eduardo's use if this term

Eduardo: Hi , listen you might have heard of this term “ sh*t or get off the lawn . ” Well what if there was a third option?

Eduardo: * turns to Mark * hi welcome to a really weird seminar.

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If Tord was around in Space Face

*everyone is abducted* Tord: Alright, I’ll handle this. Tord: Hi there! I’m Tord, this is my friend Edd… 

Tord: *pulls out pistol* And this is a gun.

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Edd: Should’t you go back to sleep in your coffin?

Zombeh Matt: I told you a coffin is for the dead!

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End of the End

Paul: Sir, are you okay? Tord: *exhausted and sick* That’s a very good question, Paul. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?

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Tom: The game’s up, Tord. There are no more bullets left in that gun. Tord: Oh, come on, you don’t think I’m gonna fall for that old trick? Tom: It’s not a trick. There was one shot at me; two for the fridge; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram. Tord: That’s not six! Tom: 1 + 2 + 2 + 1. Tord: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the fridge. It’s 1 + 2 + 1 + 1. Tom: Even if you are right, that would be 1 + 1 + 2 + 1, not 1 + 2 + 1 + 1. Tord: …‘kay, fine. 1 + 2 + 1 — SHUT UP! The point is, there’s one bullet left in this gun and guess who’s gonna get it!

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Jon: Punch me in the face.

Eduardo: What?

Jon: Didn’t you hear me? I said punch me in the face.

Eduardo: I mean, I usually hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you talk but it’s usually subtext.

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The real reason tom hates tord

Tord: One time, Tom got locked in one of the tumble dryers. Matt: Did he die? Tord: He wanted me to start it, but I chickened out. Matt: He definitely would’ve died. Tord: Tell him that! He’s still mad.