#incorrect submission

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: There is no way I’m letting you do this stupid thing.

The batfam: :(

Duke: Without me!

The batfam: :D

[cod-dump]

Price: How long until this thing can drive again?

Nik: Give me three hours. The lieutenant is thorough in his destruction of vehicles.

Gaz: Yeah, are you sure he's licensed?

Price: No...

[chaoticace2005]

Emily: ARE YOU-

Sir Pentious: fucking

Emily: KIDDING ME? YOU COMPLETE-

Sir Pentious: fucking

Emily: IDIOT! YOU-

Sir Pentious: asshole

St. Peter: ... I'm sorry, what the fuck?

Sir Pentious: Miss Emily doesn't like swearing, so I'm helping her out.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: I said don’t be seen! Artificer: [rigging up 300 pounds of explosives] no, you said leave no trace.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: [clicks pen]

Cressida: [clicks pen in response]

Penelope: Stop that.

Eloise: Stop what?

Penelope: You're talking about me in morse code.

Cressida: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Eloise: That's exactly what we did.

Submitted by @benedictsvestcollection

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Karkat Im A Lesbian

KARKAT: WHAT?

JUNE: karkat, i'm a lesbian too.

KARKAT: IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS COMIC WHO LOVES MEN?

DAVE:

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigaraki: I'm having a bad day. Tell me a joke.

Mr. Compress: I'm a magician, not a comedian.

Shigaraki: Come on, you have to know one.

Mr. Compress: Okay… …What do you call a cow with no vocal cords?

Shigaraki: I don't know, what?

Mr. Compress: A no-moo. Get it? Nomu, No-Moo?

Shigaraki: Get out

[organic-danganronpa-shitposts]

i literally have this bumper sticker for when i get a car lmaooo

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Charlie, to Vaggie: This chicken nugget is shaped like a heart. That's how I feel about you!

Vaggie: *starts to ugly cry and has to leave the room*

Angel Dust, to Husk: This chicken nugget is shaped like New Jersey. That's how I feel about you.

Husk: What the actual fuck does that mean?!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Izumi, as a little girl: The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Police: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Shiho: Shit.

Kaito: Wait, three?

Police: Yeah?

Heiji: OH MY GOD SHINICHI FELL OFF.

It's funnier when you realize that all of them except Shinichi are canonically able to ride a bike and so know how to balance themselves on one, that's why he's the only one who fell off 😭

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?

Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".

Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?

Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.

[cod-dump]

Ghost, eating dinner: Yeah, can you believe it? Soap fuckin saved me a seat.

Gaz: Uh... yeah?

Ghost: I told him no, obviously. Can't think about that kinda stuff right before an op.

Gaz: Uh huh...

Ghost: Me n my subordinate? In carnal embrace? Nah, not fuckin happening.

Gaz:

Ghost: Pass the butt stuff.

Gaz: O_O

Ghost: THE BUTTER. THE BUTTER. I just want some head and butter--BREAD. BREAD AND BUTTER.

Gaz:

Ghost: BREAD AND BUTT SEX FOR THIS BIG PIECE OF MEAT I'M EATING--FUCK DAMMIT--!

Gaz: You feelin okay, mate?

[chaoticace2005]

Vaggie: I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said, "My lady, I fight for you," and then walked off and immediately tripped over her own armor and fell on the ground.

Husk: Mhmm… You’ve done that before, haven’t you?

Vaggie, blushing: …yeah

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: Words will never hurt you? WRONG. Death spell!

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Gojo: Shoko, can you tell Suguru I'm mad at him and I'm not talking to him? Geto, right next to him: Shoko, can you tell Satoru I'm mad at him and I'm not talking to him? Shoko: I'm mad at you and I'm not talking to you. Gojo: No, I meant— Geto: She knows what you meant, Satoru. Gojo: Ha! You said something to me first!