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Mybusa: hi, my name is Myusa with a b, and I've been afraid of insects my entire life!

Zius: wait, wait, wait.

Mybusa: what?

Zius: where’s the b?

Mybusa: t-there’s a bee!??

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Nagyunn: I suspect you’re becoming more and more human all the time

Kamelsia: I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.

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Marsha: did it hurt?

Nagyunn: yes.

Marsha:

Marsha: *anxious* I mean when you fell from heaven

Nagyunn: *deadpan* it all hurts my life is constant pain and suffering

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Najin: and don't worry. I haven't stabbed anyone in a really long time. like, a whole month.

Nagyunn: well, that's not very long.

Najin: it is when you're the one not doing the stabbing.

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Nagyunn: I'm trying to test out a new signature, can you tell me if it's good?

Marsh: sure. here, use this to practice.

Nagyunn: thank—

Nagyunn: this is a marriage certificate.

Marsha: and what about it??

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Nagyunn: wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

Kamelsia: those are bones, Nagyunn.

Nagyunn: not if I never look down.

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Zius: you were spying on us!?

Nagyunn: I mean . . . I tailed you. just like Regia taught me when we trained together.

[Zius glares at Regia]

Regia: I teach every kid I meet how to do crime! crime is fun!

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Toorisun, trying to make up with Yulnia: come on let’s hug it out

Yulnia: i would rather fall in love with a vegan

Toorisun: that’s fair.

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Yulnia: his name is Najin. don’t you find that utterly ridiculous!?

Nuljin: no..?

Yulnia: that’s because your name is Nuljin!

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Dokkaebi: you can’t possibly be this stupid!!

Kamelsia: *raises index finger*

Kamelsia: don’t underestimate me.

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Zius: Nagyunn showed feelings!?

Regia: a feeling. seemed like a human one. it’s hard to tell.

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Candentia: if you want my advice, walk in there and punch the first person you see. to establish dominance.

Dalton: I won't be doing that.

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Nagyunn: i intend to let the world know the benefits that cilantro can offer.

Nagyunn: for example, cilantro can be used to stave off bear attacks. simply rub yourself down with some cilantro and sprint towards the nearest bear to scare them away from your hiking buddies!

Luzian: please stop this misinformation campaign i was mauled to death and it was all your fault : (

Nagyunn: skill issue

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Pymel: so, do you like Nagyunn now?

Marsha: I don't know. what does that even mean? do I think about Nagyunn constantly? yes. have I named our kids? yes. does Nagyunn smell like wildflowers? of course! but do I like Nagyunn? I don't know.

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Nagyunn: why do you like fire so much?

Najin: what do you mean? it's pretty to watch and helps keep us warm when it's cold.

Nagyunn: let me rephrase that. why do you like setting things on fire?

Najin, looking at the fire he just lit: that, I have no comment for.

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Zius: okay, don't worry about it. I’ll go talk to Waron, I can reason with her.

Fidorance: say that last sentence again.

Zius: I can reason with Waron.

Fidorance:

Zius:

Zius: I’ll distract her with something shiny.

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Kamelsia: what i hear when I’m being yelled at is Nagyunn caring loudly at me