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alright tumblr fandom. discuss.

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Miya: How does this dress look?

Lesley: Amazing. I wish I could pull it off.

Miya: Go ahead.

Lesley: What?

Miya: What?

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Alucard: Go fuck yourself.

Martis: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

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Claude: why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? ;))

Lesley:

Lesley: like a coma.

Claude: n o

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FEMME FATALE is an MLBB zine dedicate to celebrating our lovely lady heroes! 

APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN: ARTIST  WRITER  COSPLAYER

This is a charity zine, meaning all proceeds will go to charity (which will be decided soon or later!). 

FAQ SCHEDULE RULES 

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“average ashura conquers 1000 worlds in their life" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average ashura conquers 50 worlds in their life. Ashura Martis, who lives in cave & conquered all 3000, is an outlier and should not have been counted” (does this count ?? Also this blog is dead yet here i am :')

que word vomit. but yes, i like this hc 100000/10. martis is a very prominent outlier at that, and even deemed a legend in ashuran culture. many of the elders do not actually believe another ashuran would even up to his calibre, and thus he remains to be deemed merely a myth by younger generations.

(and yeah i AM kinda dead rn lfmflfmao)

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Hanabi, unbuttoning shirt: God, it's so hot in here.

Kagura: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Freya: I am proud to identify as morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Zilong: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Freya, already taking her clothes off: Zilong you're so fucking stupid.

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Sad hoe hours

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I've been wondering since forever but I was always too busy to ask. Anyway, I wanted to confirm. Do you run the ask-lesmiya blog as well?

DSNFDSB idk how long you’ve asked this since i just found ur question not too long ago. yes i do. just updated it recently actually!

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hello mod yro! seeing as you've been acive on your main tumblr recently, i got a bit curious. have you ever thought of resuming stuff on imagine-mlbb again? i miss you. :(

haha hello! yup decided to post on atara again. :P

as for your question, i’m not sure. i don’t want to get your hopes up. especially since i keep remembering how monstrous of a queue i left there… one i can say is that i am full of surprises.

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Harley's Pitch to Microsoft

Harley: Here’s the thing about Microsoft, they don’t have that young, hot, fresh energy; and nobody knows what they do nowadays. My new logo fixes both of those problems.

Harley, holding up a drawing of a guy smoking weed: ...so what we have here is uh, a really cool guy.

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A good guy will get you flowers, the right guy will eat them for you.

-Your sweet baby brother, 30-under-30, Media luminary; Harley Vance 

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I would do it for 3$... and a snickers.

Natalia to… everything actually. 

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Harley: Cheetos popcorn. God bless the Land of Dawn.

Harley: Update: They’re awful

Alucard: This had more development than all of Justice League.

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Odette: Why are you wearing a tux?

Lancelot: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

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Hi, I’m sorry if it’s bad