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Arthur: What's the hardest thing to say? Dot: I was wrong. Dangerboat: I love you. Overkill: I need help. Tick: Worcestershire sauce.

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Tinfoil Kevin: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts. Arthur: Sure they are, Kevin. Tinfoil Kevin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Arthur: Okay- Tinfoil Kevin: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake. Arthur: ... Tinfoil Kevin: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. Arthur: *Close to tears* Please stop- Tick: (intrigued) No no, continue.

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Overkill: (about Dot) So, you think she's the girl for me?

Dangerboat: Oh, yeah. She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She… completes you.

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Arthur: Walter told me that his password is "MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin" because he was told his password should contain at least 8 characters and one capital.

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Ms. Lint: I would say I should quit while I’m ahead, but I’m not.

Frank: You’re not ahead, or you’re not quitting?

Ms. Lint: …Both.

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Overkill: Get me a vodka rocks.

Dangerboat: Overkill, it's breakfast.

Overkill: And a piece of toast.

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Dot: I have to say, I feel embarrassed for you.

Arthur: It's a sports-related injury. That makes me cool!

Dot: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

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Overdot as AO3 tags.

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The Tick as AO3 tags.

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Ms. Lint: You don’t know anything about me!

Ramses IV: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

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Tick: Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we stop with corn?

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Frank: How tall are you?

Tick: 6'4".

Frank: How tall are you?

Dot: [grabs Frank by his shirt collar] I am 5 feet, 2 inches, and one quarter.

Dot: I WILL DESTROY YOU.

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Dot: Arthur needs to be normal, not a super suit!

Tick: It is his destiny!

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Dangerboat: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Overkill: (stirring his coffee serenely) I prefer it with salt.

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Tick: If I ever let anything happen to Arthur I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.

Tick: Of course I wouldn’t have to. Because Dot would kill me.

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Tick: What have we learned?

Overkill: Don't drag me into this. I'm not here to learn, I'm here to win.

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Dot: *looking at the menu* What should I get?

Arthur: Order something you’ve never had.

Dot: *to the waiter* I’ll have the validation of my mother, please.