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Ambrose: Just trust your gut! Our Wizard: Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission. Source: rottenfaery on tumble

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When a Fire Wizard's significant other is taken out during a PVP match

Fire Wizard: This is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gravel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us! The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury!

Source: I died in a game and my girlfriend swore vengeance

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Balance Wizard: I wish I had crab legs Balance Wizard: CORRECTION: I wish I had crab legs to EAT, not to replace my legs with!!

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When the Life Wizard is defeated

Fire Wizard: No! No!

Ice Wizard: The healer is gone!

Fire Wizard: We can still get it there! We can still get it! Move move move move move! No! No! Nonono! Keep,,, Keep fighting! Keep fighting! Back to your stations!

Myth Wizard: Nooooo!

Ice Wizard: *crying*

(Source: Callmekevin)

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Ambrose: *Wizards name* has been trained to be a perfectly capable wizard who we can trust the fate of the spiral with. Morgathe/Malistair: You fucked up a perfectly good wizard that's what you did. Look at it, it's got anxiety.

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Sorry about sending you a bunch of quotes all at once. I really enjoy your blog and thought the quotes from the YouTube videoes I was watching had some funny quotes that could work

No worries! thank you so much for all the help!!! I'm trying to slowly get back to this blog after having a bit of a hiatus

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Hello yallll i am opening commissions for the wizzy folks exclusively:)) as i am a poor person and i am UNFIT to WORK but happen to DRAW everyday. and i like drawing wizards…el hee hee. ALSO CAN YALL REBLOG THIS PLZ it’d help me a lot and I’d really appreciate it!! {OPEN}

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Our Wizard: Screw being born in the wrong body, year, or race.  I was born in the wrong dimension, suckas.

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To the young wizard. Despite how it appears, I’m actually not dead.

Malistaire

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Every boss we defeat: You’ll pay for this.

Our wizard: (collecting the gold from completing the quest) No, I got paid for this.

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Our wizard: Hey wanna hear the best joke ever? Npc's w/ a quest: what is it? Our wizard: my life!

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Our Wizard: (about leaving the fate of the spiral to a child) That sounds like a terrible plan.

Gamma: Oh, we’ve had worse.

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Young Wizard: You just gotta yeet and yoink your way through life.

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hi!!

pls be nicer to lower level wizards! im not very good at video games but they make me happy pls do not be mean to me thank u (-: <3 <3

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Merle Ambrose: You don't have an unhealthy obsession with death now, do you?

Morganthe: Oh no, it’s just a hobby.

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Cyrus Drake: teens are very much into the following; bullying me on tumblr

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Penny Dreadful, holding our wizard at wand point: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?