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Scientists are calling it 'the heist of the century'. I'm calling it a typical Tuesday morning. Hi, I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
Link, probably
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Mipha: Daruk... I’m bisexual.
Daruk: Oh congrats, princess! It takes a lot of effort to learn a new language!
Mipha: No, that’s not-
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Link: I'm very stupid.
Champions: *nodding*
Link: ...You're supposed to disagree with me.
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Zelda, trying to be as nice as possible: Link is... not that smart.
Revali: It's ok. You can just say he's a dumbass.
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Link: *can't reach thing on top shelf*
Sidon: Hello, Link.
Link: Hi. Your body is long. Can you help?
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Zelda: I can't hold it much longer-
Link: I haven't had a bathroom break in a while either, princess.
Zelda: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Revali: You are so stupid, Link
Link: At least I could beat Windblight, who was super easy, by the way
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Zant: Is that a DOOOOOOOG on a hors- ey- aeyEAYE WHUWHERED YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?
Wolf Link: *barks*
Zant: WHAT?!
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Guard: You can't keep bailing this kid out of jail, he's a criminal!
Hilda: Excuse you, this is my emotional support criminal
Ravio: Yeah! I'm her emotional support criminal!
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Link: Sidon, my fish king
Link: Sidon, we can dare to dream
Link: Send nude pics of your heart to me...
Link: Setting trees on fire rules!!!
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Link: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Mipha.
Revali: Not everyone likes Mipha, though.
Link: Who doesn't like her?
Revali: No one, I just...
Link: I need names, Revali.
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Ghirahim: I keep getting ads for "Hot sluts in my area."
Fi: You are the slut in your area.
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Red, after hearing Blue say bitch: Shadow, what's a bitch?
Shadow: Vio.
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Young Byrne: Anjean?
Anjean: Yes son?
Byrne: Do the spirits hate you if you're gay?
Anjean: Of course not
Byrne: ...oh
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Navi: Don't make a sound!
Link, in sign language: Right now, you're the only one making a sound
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Cia: Wizzro, I trusted you!
Wizzro: why?
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Link: I've never heard of that.
Navi: You were raised by a tree.
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