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Nct at the company meeting

Sm: okay, so we are creating a new subunit consisting of Johnny, Yuta and Winwin. what should the name be?

Johnny: the no lines unit

Winwin: or the under appreciated ones

Yuta: or how about YOU JUST GIVE US MORE FUCKING LINES

Sm:

Mark: *raises hand hesitantly*

Sm: yes mark

Mark: so just to be clear, I’m not gonna be in this unit right?

Sm: no

Mark: thank fucking god

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American interviewers: Is there a special someone in your life?

Every Kpop boy asked that:

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If Exo title tracks were people

Obsession: I’m what monster wishes it could be

Monster: boy sit ur ass down, call me baby is still superior to us both

Call me baby: yet for some reason I’m always being left in the dust

Overdose: you’re always left in the dust? I think some people don’t even know I exist!

Kokobop: I have been so over played that exo-ls don’t even wanna listen to me anymore

Power: a b-side is better than me, how do you think I feel!

Tempo: people hate me and have convinced themselves that I’m a flop

Lotto: why would they think that?

Love shot: a lack of taste?

Growl: exactly

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Incorrect MX texts

Hyungwon to Minhyuk: when will you finally use your brain cells?

Minhyuk: when people stop ignoring your high fives

Minhyuk: And we all know that’s never gonna happen so.....

Hyungwon:

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Incorrect Ateez texts

Seonghwa: if you need anything I’m available 24/6

Jongho: don’t you mean 24/7

Seonghwa: no Saturday’s are for date nights with Hongjoong

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Incorrect Nct texts

Haechan: I’m so tired, Can one of you make me a cup of coffee?

Jaemin: I’ll make it

Haechan: I said I wanted coffee not a death sentence

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Ateez Group Chat

Hongjoong, trying to flirt with Hwa: if you could feel my pulse right now it would feel just like a sledgehammer

Seonghwa: what?

Hongjoong: if you could take my heart beat now it would feel just like a sledgehammer

Seonghwa: are you ok? Do you need me to take you to a hospital?!!

Hongjoong: ...

Yeosang: You’re so fucking dense that it physically hurts me

Yunho: can we get an F in the chat for Hyung🤧

San: F

Mingi: F

Yunho: F

Yeosang:F

Wooyoung: F

Jongho: F

Hongjoong: 😔F

Seonghwa:*confused af* what did I say?

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Kpop Fandoms pt9

Igot7: who is the most handsome ‘00 liner

Nctzen:*without hesitation* Jaemin

Stay:*scoffs* what are you talking about, it’s definitely Hyunjin

Moa: no it isn’t, it has to be Soobin

Atiny: y’all are tasteless it’s Seonghwa

[silence]

Moa: tf man....

Nctzen: he’s not a ‘00 liner

Stay: he’s a ‘98 liner

Atiny: I know that!! but he’s just so handsome~

Igot7: *face palm* why did I even think I could have a normal conversation with these clowns

Army:*mumbles* takes one to know one

Igot7: did you say something?

Army: *sips tea* nope

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Incorrect Skz texts

Chan: what if plants are just waiting for us to decompose so that they can absorb us and are just giving us oxygen to keep us alive till the end, because our only purpose is to be their food

Felix: du-

Felix: dude are you okay?

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Jongho: I don’t think you’re that pretty

Yeosang: tastelessness is a disease. Get yourself treated as soon as possible

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Sm: the biggest company in the industry

Also SM: cannot release an mv on time, delays it and makes millions of people wait🙈

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Incorrect Ateez texts

San: *looks wooyoung deeply in the eyes,smiling*

Wooyoung: *blushing*

Yeosang: *chews a potato chip loudly*

Wooyoung: can’t you see we’re having a moment

Yeosang: and i should care because...

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Incorrect Skz texts

Hyunjin: Channie~

Chan: what?

Hyunjin: have I told you how handsome you look today? Like you’re literally glowing

Chan: how much do you want?

Hyunjin: do you think so little of me? I’m offended

Chan:*drawls* oh really

Hyunjin: yep, I don’t want anything but if you insist ... can I have $50

Chan:

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Kpop leaders at the dorms

Taeyong,to the other leaders: hey guys welcome to our dorms. Swearing isn’t allowed and we are very peaceful and-

Ten: Can you lower the fucking volume it’s way too damn loud

Haechan: Fuck no, you old hag

Ten: What did you just call me? you stupid brat!

Doyoung: Can you two just shut the fuck up, we have guests here for fucks sake!

Taeyong: *exasperated sigh*

Jaebum: it’s alright, at least they’re not as bad as my members

Taeyong: what could be worse than this?

Jaebum: trust me, you don’t wanna know

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Stray kids in hogwarts

Teacher: Han Jisung

Sorting Hat: GRYFFINDOR!!

Jisung: thank fuck, I’m not in the same house as Hwang’s crusty ass

Hyunjin: what did you just say! You wanna go bitch!!

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Incorrect Ateez texts

Hongjoong:* yelling* get out of your rooms we’re having a meeting!

[no one comes out]

Hongjoong: ok, so that’s how y’all wanna play

*turns off the WiFi*

Hongjoong:1, 2-

[doors slam open]

San: what the hell hyung!

Jongho: how dare you!

Ghost: not cool man

Spider: the audacity of you impudent humans

Hongjoong:

Hongjoong: what the fuc-

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Kpop fandoms pt7

Blink, from their room: UGH

Monbebe:yo, what’s up with that

Stay: what? Oh you mean Blink. They’re just going through withdrawals

Blink: I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

Monbebe: it sounds serious, are you sure they’re okay?

Stay: beats me, I haven’t gone through one before. I’m surprised they even lasted this long

Stay: I mean one can only take so much of the same 6 MVs before they go crazy

[Blink walks out with the car keys]

Monbebe: where are you going?

Blink: YG entertainment

Stay: to do what?

Blink: *nonchalantly* burn it down

Monbebe: okay have fun

Blink:* waves* k

[Car drives out of the driveway]

Monbebe,after an hour: wait-

Stay: took you long enough