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Helena: Wrong again, idiot! It's not "gaslighting", I'm lying to you. And I'm not doing it to "make you feel crazy", I'm doing it because it's fun and I don't respect you. If that makes you feel crazy, it's probably a you problem.

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Barbara: Im not playing games with your ass. Anser my god damn emails or i will fuck up your world

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Shiva: i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

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Bruce : You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Steph.

Cass: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Bruce : What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

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Shiva: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Shiva: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Sin: What’s updog?

Shiva: Steph! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Shiva: Knock, knock.

Cass : Who's there?

Shiva: Boo!

Cass : Boo who?

Shiva: Why are you crying?

Cass : I'm not crying.

Shiva: Hello notcrying, I'm Shiva.

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Barbara: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Shiva: ...

Shiva: What a stupid fucking quote.

Shiva: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Barbara: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.”

Sin: Actually, you can’t.

Shiva: Not since the accident.

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Barbara to Shiva: "I swear on my life" bitch you're suicidal swear on something else.

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Barbara: Remember, if you die in the simulation—

Black Alice: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Barbara: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! What is WRONG with you?!

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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Zinda, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Zinda: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Zinda: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

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Shiva: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Cass: Oh my god, really?!

Shiva: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Duke: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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Barbara: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Shiva: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Wendy: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Shiva: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Helena : Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them.

Dinah: That’s brilliant.

Helena : Thank you, Jean Paul-Valley.

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Steph : I just heard Cass call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.