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*Townspeople cheering for plague knight after plague of shadows 

Plague Knight: BACK! BACK YOU SAVAGES! 

Mona: Sorry! He’s not used to positive reinforcement.

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Specter Knight: I am the specter of death, the ender of lives, the destroyer of -

Plague Knight: Hey want some some Shield Knight's famous appy juice?

Specter Knight: Fuck yeah I want some appy juice.

Specter Knight: Anyway *sip* I am the destroyer of worlds, the killer of men, the-

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Plague Knight: The others knights all have their special things they brag about; a castle, a giant airship; a submarine; a pile of money. But i'm perfectly happy with my wife and our little lab.

Plague Knight: Our little lab that I used to develop explosives.

Plague Knight: Explosives that I used to obliterate a castle, a giant airship, a submarine and a pile of money.

Plague Knight: *sips from his bottle*

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Shovel Knight: Plague Knight! Freind! How did the date go?

Plague Knight: We payed Bard to play "What's New Propeller Rat" 21 times in a row.

Mona: Specter Knight had a mental breakdown.

Plague Knight: Best date ever.

Mona: Yeah~♡

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Shield Knight: you know what I miss? Days where I could sit and relax without the threat of the world ending.

Plague Knight: Well I miss the days when I could accidentally make a monster without everyone getting all passive aggressive on me!

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Plague Knight: Look, I just want you guys to hand over my wife or i'm gonna hafta blow you all up *points at one of the liquid samurai* hey you're kinda cute!

Liquid Samurai: I have butchered millions in countless lands

Plague Knight: Whoa, I liked you better before you talked

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Reize, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Specter Knight: Good morning, problem child.

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Headcanon for Liquid Samurai and Phantom Striker!

Liquid Samurai are kinda hard since their only personality trait is devotion to the enchantress, but I always viewed them as a hive mind kinda like the borg.

Phantom Striker is very good at chess, he and Polar Knight play each other quite often. He views it as "sharpening his strategic skills". If he brings this up, Polar Knight tells him to shut up and play.

When he was first getting used to the lightning stuff he kept electrocuting himself.

Phantom Striker is a Cool Uncle of sorts to Reize and always gets Reize things Specter Knight told him he can't have. Like a dog, a second dog... and a 20 ft snake.

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Discussing Weaknesses

Mona: Specter Knight's weakness? Magnesium fire. Polar Knight's? Also fire. Black Knight? Crippling self doubt mixed with OVERWHELMING hubris!

Black Knight: Whoawhoawhoawhoa. That's like, really personal compared to fire.

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Polar Knight Headcanon? Or Goldarmor?

Ooh good ones

Polar Knight

Polar Knight is barely older than Shovel Knight, but he still gets treated like the team grandpa.

This is because he acts like an old man. He has actually told Plague Knight to get off his lawn.

His wolves are all very good bois.

Goldarmors

They're all bros, like every single one of them, it doesn't matter what Knight they work for, their only true loyalty is to the bro code.

After he stole one of they're helmets, Mr. Hat has now repeatedly caught Goldarmors using their swords to scratch insulting messages about him into walls.

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Mona and Plague Knight back when they were kids.

Plague Knight: Hello Mona. This is Plague Knight. I've lost my homework assignment. Can you tell me what we're supposed to read tomorrow?

Mona: Are you sure you're not calling for some other reason?

Plague Knight: Why else would I call you?

Mona: Maybe you missed the melodious sound of my voice.

Plague Knight: What are you, crazy?? All I want is the stupid assignment!

Mona: First, say you missed the melodious sound of my voice.

Plague Knight: THIS IS BLACKMAIL!

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I'M FUCKING DYING HELP ME THIS IS AMAZING

So uh- I did it. HJGDFJKSDHG @incorrectshovelry​

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You said you were gonna voice one of my quotes dude, no way in hell i'm missing that.

“incorrectshovelry started following you!”

good lawd I am blessed on this day,,,

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Specter Knight to Shovel Knight: the Plague Knight I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Shovel Knight, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a normal thing to do. it was unholy. and then I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said, and I quote, "it's basically a smoothie."

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Plague Knight: *in a hot air balloon* I want to try this without the balloon!

Shovel Knight: Try what, plummeting?

Plague Knight: Yeah...

Shovel Knight: Well I suppose you could try it once...

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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Specter Knight: It was only a hunch before, but now i'm sure King Knight is a moron.