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Moon: Have you noticed that lately, Meteora's has been acting like a real princess?

Eclipsa: A real princess? Moon, that's great!

Eclipsa: Don't you see? If Meteora's ever going to make it in this male dominated power structure, she's gotta eat, breath, drink, and sweat self-esteem!

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Teenage Meteroa and Globgor...prob

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Star: I'm never going to use this Math in the real world!

*later that day*

Marco: Okay, Star, lift on the count of three.

Star: *under her breath* Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Star*texting*: I'll tell them to get their butts over here.

Ponyhead: Yeah!

Star: How do you do an emoticon for butt?

Ponyhead: Three.

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Star: I'm so mad at you, Marco! You better watch out come March 21st.

Marco: I keep telling you, the Purge isn't real!

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Moon: Eclipsa gave me two tickets to the ballet.

River: The ballet? Woohoo!

Moon: You like ballet?

River: Moonpie, please! I enjoy all meat of our cultural stew.

River: Ah, the ballet.

River:

Moon: *hands him a book*

River: That’s what ballet is? Oh!

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Star: Marco, how'd you get so strong?

Marco: Nothing special. I do 100 push ups! 100 sit ups! 100 squats! Then a 10 kilometer run! Every single day!

Star: But you aren't bald.

Marco: Thanks, Genos.

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Star and Marco, every time after its been quiet for 5 minutes

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At City Hall

Marco: Hi, we're here to get a marriage certificate. We're getting married.

Front desk worker: Names?

Marco: I'm Marco Diaz and this is Star Bu...Butter, Butler, Buuhh...

Star: Butterfly. Star Butterfly.

Marco: I didn't bother learning her last same, since it's just going to be Diaz anyway.

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Eclipsa: I wish Moon would hang out with me, but she seems to not trust me.

Star: How do you know she doesn't trust you?

Eclipsa: I entered her mind. She still has the faint feeling I attacked her. I wish I knew how to make her trust me.

Star: Maybe, not reading her mind would help?

Eclipsa: No, that's not it.

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Janna: L.A. people need to shut the fuck up about tacos.

Star: What now?

Janna: You've never met one before? Its all they fucking talk about. Tacos, tacos, tacos, Venice beach, tacos.

Marco: She's right. That and hiking. Hiking, hiking, hiking. Hiking is just a fancy word for walking, I wasn't born yesterday.

Janna: Its all hikes and tacos, go eat a taco while you go on a hike.

Star: How do you know hiking and tacos aren't better in L.A.?

Janna: They are.

Marco: Everything is better in El Aye.

Janna: El Aye.

Marco: El Aye.

Janna: Yeah, everyone calls it El Aye, after they go there.

Star: Hold on, who do you guys know that's ever been to L.A.?

Tom: What's this about about El Aye?

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Tom: When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs....Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

Janna: I don't do drugs.

Tom: Oh, thank god. Me either.

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Star: We beat Mina, so I guess season 4 is over now.

Eclipsa: No, because I'm actually the season 4 villain. I'm going to turn all the mewmen into monsters so that way there's no more fighting.

Star: You can't do that!

Marco: You did that to Miss Skullnick.

Star: Marco. Shush!

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Eclipsa and Globgor

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Star: Okay, I'll distract Mina, you go to the Monster Temple, and tell Eclipsa what's going on.

Janna: I'll run like the wind.

Star: I know you won't.

Janna: Wind can be slow, Star!

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Star: I’m trying not to be mad at Marco, but man that guy can push my buttons.

Tom: Why are you so mad at him?

Star: Look, I don’t wanna talk about it. Okay?

Tom: Well, it just seems that…

Star: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list by the way?

Tom: Uh, no. What’s it look like?

Star: It’s a piece of paper that says 'Marco'.