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Theo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Corey: Have everyone stand. Hayden: Bring three more chairs. Josh: The most important ones can sit down. Tracy: Kill three.

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Corey: Have you ever been in Hayden's room before? Tracy: Once, when we first met. Corey: And? Tracy: She pushed me out the window and told Theo I fell.

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Theo: Are you an idiot? Corey: No, sir. I'm a dreamer.

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Theo: You amuse me. I will make you mine. Tracy: You mean like a girlfriend? Or- or like a slave? Theo: Yes.

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If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way and attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you. And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend

Kali (to Jennifer)

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Hayden: If the Beast kills us all, I’m going to get Corey’s ghost to teach my ghost some poetry just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Josh: I’ll just hire Tracy’s ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.

Tracy: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

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Theo: Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Josh” and all the females “Jenny” from now on. Josh: Josh is actually my name. Theo: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor. Josh: [is visibly disappointed] Theo: Joshes, Jennys, Slagathor, I will be in my Lair. If you need anything, feel free to bother Tracy.

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Theo: I know you guys feel betrayed- Josh: Yes, well- Tracy: That's one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.

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If you leave me here alone, I’ll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together.

Something I hope Kate said to Chris at one point

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Corey: Hey Hayden, why does Theo look so depressed? Hayden: Oh, he’s just heart broken because his other half left him. Corey: Huh?? Tracy left him?! Why?? Hayden: No, the mirror in his room broke.

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Kate: I swear to god I’m gonna kick your ass. Peter: You’ve been talking about my ass a lot lately.

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What’s up, sluts! Guess who just got outta prison!

Kate Argent probs

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What’s with this angry, lost child?

Theo Raeken (meeting Liam for the first time)

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Of all of my packmates, Kali is the only one I don’t actively root against. Ah, there I go getting all sappy again.

Deucalion

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Victoria: You didn't have a happy childhood? Kate: My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.

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Theo: Since when do you even care about this stuff? Tracy: Since I met you. Josh: Theo, you have to admit that was pretty sweet. Hayden: If you don't marry her, I will.